Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Do This Halloween
The Top Ten
1 Dig a hole that isn't noticeable on the way to your door
Then they all fall, and you get sued. But at least you get candy!
2 Put Christmas decorations outside
Exactly. It's October, not December.
3 Not go trick or treating and don't give out candy
A kid will hilariously get diabetes!
You used to be a kid once
Yeah, ruin a kids' day.
4 Play a stupid kids show
Like Dora, Fanboy and Chumchum, Friendship is Magic, Wander over Yander, Sofia the First, Handy Mandy, etc.
5 Kill somebody.
When your Jeffery Dahmer for Halloween...
6 Be crazy in front of kids
Kids need manners!
7 Dress up in your "birthday suit"
8 Scare kids
What else am I supposed to do on that one night of the year that its alright to scare little kids?
You take all the fun out of it for me.
9 Hire someone to give out candy for you.
If you hire someone else to give out candy for you, they will eat the whole damn candy.
10 Dress as Justin Bieber
Anyone can dress up like Justin Bieber if they want to.
The Contenders
11 Poop outside
That would be embarrassing.
12 Die
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