Top 10 Things You Shouldn't Give to the Person You Love On Valentine's Day

Martinglez
Weather it's your girlfriend/boyfriend or your husband/wife do not give this to him/her.

The Top Ten

1 A box of cockroaches

If my crush ever gave me this, I would kill him!
I'm sorta scared of cockroaches! I even got perforated because of them!
*My eardrum's OK now* - HistorianaPhilippiniana

I have really bad katsaridaphobia so this gets my vote - Lunala

2 A roll of toilet paper

Withholding toilet paper from someone you love seems like cruel and unusual punishment - Billyv

3 A Dog with rabies
4 A head of lettuce
5 A bear

I dunno. A cute baby koala bear would be nice. - IronSabbathPriest

A real one. - Martinglez

6 A copy of The Last Airbender movie
7 A giraffe

Aww...for someone to go to those lengths to get a giraffe for you, you must mean a lot. Giraffes aren't easy to come by, you know. I'd think the thought would be sweet. Don't know what the heck I'd do with it though... - Britgirl

8 Chest hair
9 An STD
10 A real heart

But I want a real heart! Mine is filled with holes, death, and destruction. I want the real heart to observe it with scholarly methods, and then eat it. - Merilille

The Contenders

11 A CD of Taylor Swift's We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
12 A dick-in-the-box
13 A bottle of urine

If anyone gave this to me I would dump it all over them - TwilightKitsune

Ew. I would absolutely hate that!

14 A live cow heart

What kind of IDIOT would give someone a live cow's heart on Valentine's day!? THAT IS VERY CRUEL TOWARDS POOR INNOCENT ANIMALS!

15 A kick in the nuts
16 A container of poop

Unless you have a weird fetish for this, this is not for you. Nasty! - Pegasister12

This is disgusting on so many levels - Lunala

17 An empty box
18 A DVD of Sanjay and Craig

I think a DVD of breadwinners is makes the cut more than this. I actually have seen some positive response to this show.

Worst show EVER! Watch Liv and Maddie instead!

19 A bottle of semen

This is so gross - Lunala

Gross

20 A piece of crap
21 A DVD of fanboy and chum chum
22 A DVD of breadwinners

This should be much higher.

23 Your own clothes
24 A bullet

Bullet for my Valentine.

25 A chocolate human heart
26 Poison
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Top Remixes

1. A CD of Taylor Swift's We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
2. An STD
3. A roll of toilet paper
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1. A roll of toilet paper
2. A box of cockroaches
3. A head of lettuce
Martinglez
1. A box of cockroaches
2. A Dog with rabies
3. Chest hair
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