Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Say to Your Wifeletdot52 A list of the things that you should never say to your wife.
The Top Ten
"My Ex-cough-Exercise planet pass expires tomorrow."problem solved. - DapperPickleV 2 Comments
I said it to my wife and she started pulling my shirt and she said if you say it again she will kill me, she was in her bikini and had black polished nail fingers, she pushed my mom on the floor as she fell down, she punched me on the face and kicked me on my belly as I fell outside of my road, she closed the door of my house and killed my mom and claimed it was her house and that stupid police kept believing her as my house was owned by her, after two weeks she divorced me! This all happened last year in South West Russia and now I live peacefully in Austria.
One time my dad said this to my mom... She threw a cup of yogurt at him from across the room
Never tell a woman to calm down or relax it just gets them more piped up
My wife is the best "thing" ever! She's a gun and it's silenced! - FladevousEniker
Saying this to your wife is a death wish. - letdot52
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Top Remixes (7)
2. Get Out the Way!
3. I'm Too Good for You
2. Stop Talking I'm Trying To Watch The Game
3. I Didn't Know Today Was You Birthday
2. You'll Happily Sleep Anywhere Tonight, Won't You?
3. Are You Sure?
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