Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Say to Your Wife

A list of the things that you should never say to your wife.

The Top Ten

1 My Ex...

Yes. A husband should NEVER say that to his beloved wife. I wonder if there is a list for wives that say "Things you shouldn't say to your husbands."

How to Die 101 - AlphaQ

There is no right way to end this sentence of doom. - letdot52

"My Ex-cough-Exercise planet pass expires tomorrow."problem solved. - DapperPickle

2 Have You Gained Weight?

Saying that to your wife can make her angry. Plus, a man doesn't even know what kinds of struggles a woman has been going through!

3 Stop Talking I'm Trying To Watch The Game

I'm a woman myself and a man does have the right to say that to his wife.

I said it to my wife and she started pulling my shirt and she said if you say it again she will kill me, she was in her bikini and had black polished nail fingers, she pushed my mom on the floor as she fell down, she punched me on the face and kicked me on my belly as I fell outside of my road, she closed the door of my house and killed my mom and claimed it was her house and that stupid police kept believing her as my house was owned by her, after two weeks she divorced me! This all happened last year in South West Russia and now I live peacefully in Austria.

4 I Didn't Know Today Was You Birthday

A man should remember his wife's birthday. No excuse for that! And if a husband forgets about his wife's birthday, then off course the wife has every right to get upset because their always remembers their husband's birthday.

5 You Sound Like My Mother

One time my dad said this to my mom... She threw a cup of yogurt at him from across the room

6 Just Relax

My girl started yelling at me because she thought I cheated on her (but I don't chat), I told her to relax a little and she threw a knife at me. - AlphaQ

Never tell a woman to calm down or relax it just gets them more piped up

7 I Love How You Think You're Smart.
8 Your Really Going To Eat All That?

To all the immature husbands out there:

"You're fat shaming your wife much? "
"Are you judging your wife if she's "really going to eat all that? "
"Telling her what to eat and NOT what to eat? "

Well guess what? It ain't right to say that to your wives. It's wrong!

9 Your Cooking Isn't As Good As Mother's

My wife is the best "thing" ever! She's a gun and it's silenced! - FladevousEniker

10 I'm Forever Thankful to Be Married to a Big Girl Like You.

The Contenders

11 That Chick In Primark Was Pretty Hot, Right?

A slap or punch on the face is coming.

12 I Still Can't Get Over How You Got That Backside Through the Church Doors On Our Special Day.
13 Hello Rouge the Bat

What the heck?

Oh god - Gh_player

14 I'll Never Forget That Night Nine Months Before Our First Child.
15 Are You Sure?

What if the wife was wrong or something like that. I mean, I see wives asked to their husbands "Are you sure? ".

16 Calm Down. You'll Feel Better After This Time of the Month.

If this has something to do with women's monthly cramps and if a husband had actually said this to his wife, then off course very wives would get very angry with their husbands. A husband should be mindful of what he's saying or he'll be very, very sorry.

17 I Want a Divorce!

Saying that to your wife is a big no no!

18 I Hate You

Hate is a very evil word!

19 Whatever

Saying this to your wife is a death wish. - letdot52

20 You'll Happily Sleep Anywhere Tonight, Won't You?

Wife: "No. I'm sleeping on the bed. You're sleeping on the couch tonight."

21 Why Do Your Parents Have to Visit Again?
22 I'm Too Good for You
23 Get Out the Way!

A husband should say "excuse me" to his wife like a normal human being and a true gentle man.

24 I got You a Nicki Minaj CD

My girlfriend likes Nicki Minaj, I don't. - AlphaQ

25 Get back in that kitchen and make me a sandwich

Oh I’ll give you a sandwich alright. *Throws moldy bread at the husband* Eat up babe. - 3DG20

26 Just Stop Talking
27 Why Do I Have to Get a Job?

A man has the right to say that to his wife because they only married their husbands for their money, too be a stay at home all the time (stereotyping) and their always play a damsel in distress roles.

28 I Cheated On You

A husband that cheats on his wife is a whore!

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