Top Ten Reasons TheTopTens User Shartfart Should Get Out of Bed
The Top Ten
1 I need to piss
Come on you lazy chicken get up from the damn bed
2 I'm thirsty
3 I'm hungry
The confliction between continued laziness and hunger... Been there!
4 It's noon
5 I need to do the dishes
6 My dog is barking like hell
7 I need to shower
8 I'm bored
9 I've got to clean my room
10 A robber is about to stab me
Are you referring to me?
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