Top 10 Reasons Why Positronwildhawk Might Be an Alien

The Top Ten
1 He is badass

Let's rename PositronWildhawk Ziggy Stardust, and the rest of us can be The Spiders from Mars.

I never knew that one has to be a badass to be an alien. That's something new I learned today.

He's pretty chilled guy.

2 He is more intelligent than normal people

How do you define normal? Within how many standard deviations on a Gaussian curve?

That doesn't make sense.

3 He hates rap

People have different tastes in music. Don't dump on other genres because you don't like it. Jeez...

This proves he is human, because only brain-sucking alien mutants like rap.

Rap is little bad, if he hated rock, that's a problem.

4 He is out of this world

This List is a copy of a fact that I made in my list, Duh!

5 He had a true talent

And you're saying humans don't? I feel extreme dejection for this inferior species.

6 He knows too much about technology

Nah, I don't think that he's an alien. Maybe Illuminati, but not necessarily an extraterrestrial by any stretch of the imagination, albeit he is a bit too smart than most other humans in this day and age.

So your saying PositronWildHawk is non-human. I'm not really sure about that...

Non-human AND Illuminati member? That's a lot to take in!

I highly doubt he is an alien.

7 People do not know about him

But what about his mom?

8 He is so secretive and dark

Pos isn't particularly secretive or dark. Like me, he doesn't necessarily enjoy spreading his personal life all over the internet. I'd like to think I've come to know him pretty well through messaging.

@Nintendofan126 I know it, and I'm sure a handful of others do as well. Some people don't like to spread that around.

Well, he's never told us his real name?

9 He can decipher equations

That really depends on the equation, doesn't it? Even world-class mathematicians and physicists are stumped by many.

10 He is a problem solver

Just too bad humans can't solve their own problems.

The Contenders
11 He is very authentic

Authentic? First time I've ever been called that.

12 His profile picture

The pulsar? Yes, but that's what humans call it.

BAdd New Item