Top Ten Reasons Why Puga and Gemcloben Would and Should Make Such an Adorable Couple
Well, it is legal in all fifty states now.
But I thought Ben adored ME! Not romantically but still!
Ben.
James.
SS Gluga sails off at the speed of light.
Ship it now or prepare to fight.
Woof! That's right!
Why, exactly, would this overjoy anyone?
Overjoy? More like scream in agony!
Half-man, half-puppy. A crime against science, but an adorable creature.
Oh my gosh, what the heck, this is a weird and random list.
If only Ben liked me now I don't mean it romantically but that was just a fantasy that was only in my dreams because he's dating a DOG!
Catchy poem right?
They'll each see sides to themselves they never thought they had!
Well I for one love Ben! Not romantically but still!
I would make a list titled "Reasons Why Gemcloben Potentially Betrayed RiverClanRocks" if they ever dated.
Hey, I could even ask Taylor to write a breakup song when it all falls apart.
See, Puga, be optimistic, and focus on why Taylor is an inspiration!
Would you rather that went viral, or the same old things like Gangnam Style and 9+10?
DeviantART would overflow with not so charming imagery.
And then I could make a list of people who hate the ship!
Or a special edition of RiverClanRants where I talk about feeling betrayed because one of my best friends is dating a dog.
And I thank you for you expressing your innermost loving feelings.