Top 10 Ways Santa Claus Could Possibly Die

He would make a earthquake and make a big hole in the earths core - Yoshidude

Since he has to stay awake all night he might get tired and fall off his sled. - Thebestuser

The whole Earth would shake if he falls off his sleigh. - RiverVibeZ

To me, this is quite a hilarious list. I love it, thank you. - Kevinsidis

I'm not sure that he could die of that, because he is like at least 600 years old, or something like that. Unless, he is already dead, but his ghost give us presents! That would explain everything. - Eclipsmon

Santa's an extremely old person. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

Poor santa lol - CrypticMemory

Well yeah, he was originally from the 3rd century, so it's surprising magic kept him! - Bammer73

One day they might get sick of working for him for free and start a rebellion. - Thebestuser

Woah! That would be insane. - Bammer73

That's very... bleak - thenextsteplover

Viva la revolucion! - Cyri

That's why you should check the date of expiration before giving it to Santa. If you live in a country like Australia though, that means you can poison Santa so that he will lie down in your house along with his bag of all the toys of the people Santa didn't give already, and they would be all yours. Beware of the consequences on the long term though, and if you live in a place like California, one of the last places Santa go, you will have less present. - Eclipsmon

Someone might give him expired cookies and milk. - Thebestuser

Or poisoned food. Same thing, right? - SirSheep

I don't know... - Bammer73

Being so overweight increases the chance. - Thebestuser

That is the most possible for me. - Eclipsmon

This most likely happen to him. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

Yikes. - Bammer73

Yeah! That makes sense. However, I think Santa Claus experiences enough of the North Pole to know how to deal with Polar Bears. - Eclipsmon

Since he lives in the north pole you never know. - Thebestuser

A polar besr? - Bammer73

Going in a person's house to eat the cookies, he might get a choke out. - Bammer73

That one makes sense too. However, there is a reason Santa have slay bells. To let people know that it's him and not a menace. - Eclipsmon

They might confuse his sled with a nuclear missile from North Korea and shoot him down. - Thebestuser

Well technically he's trespassing... - Murphypaw

Why military? - Bammer73

It has been showned that reindeers like Rudolph are civilize enough to get bullied (I said civilize enough, not perfectly civilize) so maybe they are civilize enough to not attack Santa when they are hungry, but who knows. - Eclipsmon

He might forget to feed them and cause them to attack him. - Thebestuser

It was donner - Ashes

Sob sob sob - Bammer73

Most likely to happen to be honest

I think Santa Claus is experienced enough to not get stuck, and even if he do get stuck, how would that kill him. When the family will wake up, they will see that Santa is stuck and will help him get out, with maybe the help of 911. If he got stuck for a long time, they can throw food at Santa to help him survive, or he will be skinny enough to get out if he can't eat.

True. Even Gibby got stuck in the chimney, once.

When he climbs through your chimney then he gets stuck

All those cookies in one night… - THC13

Have you seen the Family Guy episode where Stewie wants to kill Santa. If you saw that episode, this argument makes sense. - Eclipsmon

He is a magical being, so few could kill him. Probably only himself, Jack Skellington, and Krampus could do it and Krampus and Jack Skellington aren't on the list. I could also see him being suicidal as kids are becoming increasingly spoiled, which would make his lifes work feel unsatisfactory, so he might off himself

If mrs. Claus finds out he’s been cheating on her with one of the elves she would leave him and cause him to commit suicide. - Thebestuser

Santa: goodbye life *jumps off the effil tower - Yoshidude

As people stop believing in him and stop giving him cookies and milk he might starve to death. - Thebestuser

Actually, he might need some exercise. So priving him of his cookies might be a good thing. I thought Mrs. Claus give him things to eat sometime. - Eclipsmon

He like never ate besides one day each year! - Bammer73

Haha