Top 10 Ways Santa Claus Could Possibly Die

The Top Ten
1 Falling off his sled mid air

Since he has to stay awake all night he might get tired and fall off his sled.

He would make a earthquake and make a big hole in the earths core

The whole Earth would shake if he falls off his sleigh.

To me, this is quite a hilarious list. I love it, thank you.

2 Old age

I'm not sure that he could die of that, because he is like at least 600 years old, or something like that. Unless, he is already dead, but his ghost give us presents! That would explain everything.

Well yeah, he was originally from the 3rd century, so it's surprising magic kept him!

Santa's an extremely old person.

Poor santa lol

3 Food poisoning

That's why you should check the date of expiration before giving it to Santa. If you live in a country like Australia though, that means you can poison Santa so that he will lie down in your house along with his bag of all the toys of the people Santa didn't give already, and they would be all yours. Beware of the consequences on the long term though, and if you live in a place like California, one of the last places Santa go, you will have less present.

Someone might give him expired cookies and milk.

Or poisoned food. Same thing, right?

4 Stabbed to death by his elves

One day they might get sick of working for him for free and start a rebellion.

Woah! That would be insane.

That's very... bleak

Viva la revolucion!

5 Choking on the cookies

Going in a person's house to eat the cookies, he might get a choke out.

6 Burnt in a chimney

Somebody could of forgot to put their fire out before Santa came down their chimney.

Imagine on of the families left the fireplace on and Santa went down it.

7 Mauled by a polar bear

Yeah! That makes sense. However, I think Santa Claus experiences enough of the North Pole to know how to deal with Polar Bears.

Since he lives in the north pole you never know.

8 Stuck in the chimney

When he climbs through your chimney then he gets stuck

True. Even Gibby got stuck in the chimney, once.

Most likely to happen to be honest

I’m honestly surprised he can even fit in the chimneys without breaking them.

9 Impaled by one of his reindeer

It has been showned that reindeers like Rudolph are civilize enough to get bullied (I said civilize enough, not perfectly civilize) so maybe they are civilize enough to not attack Santa when they are hungry, but who knows.

He might forget to feed them and cause them to attack him.

It was donner

10 Heart attack

Being so overweight increases the chance.

That is the most possible for me.

This most likely happen to him.

He is fat. I hate santa
But I love Clowz from Saints Row Iv

The Contenders
11 Shot down by the military

That one makes sense too. However, there is a reason Santa have slay bells. To let people know that it's him and not a menace.

They might confuse his sled with a nuclear missile from North Korea and shoot him down.

Well technically he's trespassing...

Why military?

12 Diabetes

All those cookies in one night…

13 Obesity related illness
14 Suicide

He is a magical being, so few could kill him. Probably only himself, Jack Skellington, and Krampus could do it and Krampus and Jack Skellington aren't on the list. I could also see him being suicidal as kids are becoming increasingly spoiled, which would make his lifes work feel unsatisfactory, so he might off himself

Have you seen the Family Guy episode where Stewie wants to kill Santa. If you saw that episode, this argument makes sense.

If mrs. Claus finds out he’s been cheating on her with one of the elves she would leave him and cause him to commit suicide.

Santa: goodbye life *jumps off the effil tower

15 Starvation

Actually, he might need some exercise. So priving him of his cookies might be a good thing. I thought Mrs. Claus give him things to eat sometime.

As people stop believing in him and stop giving him cookies and milk he might starve to death.

He like never ate besides one day each year!

Like that's ever gonna happen

16 Laughing to death
17 Infected by milk from crazy cows
18 Catching Coronavirus
19 Cancer
20 Allergic to gluten
21 Getting hit by a plane

goodbye life * jumps of a building* plane comes and boom*

22 Alcohol poisoning
23 Type Two Diabetes
24 Someone thinks he broke into the house
25 Drinking or eating poison accidentally
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