Top 10 Ways Santa Claus Could Possibly Die
The whole Earth would shake if he falls off his sleigh.
But I thought he had "magical powers".
Unless his fat reduces the impact.
I'm not sure he could die of old age, because he is at least 600 years old, or something like that. Unless he is already dead, and his ghost gives us presents! That would explain everything.
Well, yes, he was originally from the 3rd century, so it's surprising magic has kept him alive!
I'm honestly surprised he can even fit in chimneys without breaking them.
That's why you should check the expiration date before giving food to Santa. If you live in a country like Australia, that means you could accidentally poison Santa. He might then lie down in your house, leaving you with a bag of all the toys meant for others. However, beware of the long-term consequences. If you live in a place like California, one of the last places Santa visits, you will have fewer presents.
Or poisoned food. Same thing, right?
Going in a person's house to eat the cookies, he might choke.
That is the most possible for me.
Someone could have forgotten to put their fire out before Santa came down their chimney.
Imagine one of the families left the fireplace on and Santa went down it.
It has been shown that reindeer like Rudolph are civilized enough to get bullied. This suggests they might be civilized enough not to attack Santa when they are hungry, but who knows.
That one makes sense too. However, there is a reason Santa has sleigh bells. They let people know it's him and not a menace.
Well, technically he's trespassing...
Yes, that makes sense. However, I think Santa Claus knows enough about the North Pole to know how to deal with polar bears.
He is a magical being, so few could kill him. Probably only himself, Jack Skellington, and Krampus could do it, and Krampus and Jack Skellington aren't on the list. I could also see him feeling suicidal as children are becoming increasingly spoiled, which might make his life's work feel unsatisfactory, so he might end it.
Have you seen the Family Guy episode where Stewie wants to kill Santa? If you saw that episode, this argument makes sense.
Actually, he might need some exercise. So, depriving him of his cookies might be a good thing. I thought Mrs. Claus gives him things to eat sometimes.
He likely never ate besides one day each year!