Top Ten Best Ways to Talk to Your Crush

The Top Ten

1 Say "hi" then run away

Or use a really dreadful chat-up line before you leg it.

I don't have the guts to do that!

2 Grab them by the neck

Give her a good hard squeeze, so she doesn't get away...?

If you want to kill her, then yes

I would happily do that to my crush (she's so annoying, I'm lesbian)

3 Ask them for their number

I did It, but It didn't work

4 Catch them in the halls

5 Show up at their door step

6 Wait until they look out their window

7 Give them a note

8 Message them through social media

9 Slap them

Sorry! It's just that I like you so much! You'd get a lot more if we started dating, I promise!

*insert slap sound*

10 Ask your friend to deliver messages back and forward

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