Worst British Names

Everyone knows that some people have awful name but which is the worst.
The Top Ten
1 Ian

I agree terrible name

A nothingness names,it's like the parents couldn't be bothered to sober up.

Worse name ever

2 Horatio

Another name inspired by Shakespeare's play. It pronounced "Ho-ray-show".

What kind of a name is this? Who would want to call their child this?

Should be lost from existence.

Sound like Japanese name

3 Angus

Why is "Spike" listed twice that is really stupid. Angus is the worst by far.

This kinda makes me laugh really hard. I don't think you should name your children like this

Common strange scottish name for ginger people.

Sounds like a certain female part.

4 Rupert

That's Mr. Rigsby's name in Rising damp. Don't know any real-life Rupert's. I wonder what he'd look like.

5 Daffyth

How do you pronounce this?

A real tongue twister, that repeats the same noise several times

6 Ashley

This is definitely a girls name because I mean like I had a bully in middle school called Ashley he was a boy... so it doesn't really make me like the name.

7 Margret

Makes me think of Thatcher.

8 Abigail
9 Shep

That's an awful name why would you name your kid that?

It is a name dogs should be called and is named after the worst song ever

I called my german shepheard like this! see shep can be for dogs but not for people! and The dog is from nintendogs

10 Bert

Who in their right mind would call their child bert.

Reminds me of that sesame street character...

Reminds me of a toad

The Contenders
11 Gertrude

What even is this

12 Donald

Donald duck maybe but no person should have this awful name.

13 Rufus

Not my favorite name. I can't really picture it on a kid.

Sounds like a good name for a dog.

Its totally a dog name!

14 Keira
15 Nigel

The name given to the leader of the UKIP party. Even hearing the name makes me cringe.

16 Cuthbert

I don't know who in their right mind would name their child this, but it's an okay last name (Anne Of Green Gables anyone? )

17 Veruca

Sounds like a plant's name.

Why its fungus

18 Basil

No one should name their child this... ever!

Maybe his nickname would be Pesto!

19 Tred
20 Ingrid

Who is desperate enough to call their child Ingrid? This should be at number 1 position

21 Archibal
22 Spike

I'd heard of teddy bears and dogs of this name but when I found a boy called spike, it just didn't work.

23 Adele

The singer Adele has just ruined the name for me. I never liked it to begin with but she just brought on an outright hate for the name. Terrible name.

24 Andrew
25 Harry
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