Worst British Names

Everyone knows that some people have awful name but which is the worst.

The Top Ten

1 Ian

Crap name and I'm called it

I agree terrible name

My name I love it

Worse name ever

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2 Horatio

Just horrible - WinchesterGirl26

What kind of a name is this? Who would want to call their child this?

Sound like Japanese name - EmilyEgberts

I need a prouncation key for this.

3 Angus

Sounds like beef

I've always hated this name... - Nejixchan

This kinda makes me laugh really hard. I don't think you should name your children like this

Sounds like a name for a cow.

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4 Rupert

It sounds stupid when u say it

That's Mr. Rigsby's name in Rising damp. Don't know any real-life Rupert's. I wonder what he'd look like. - Britgirl

5 Daffyth

Thou hath dabbeth problems

A real tongue twister, that repeats the same noise several times

How do you pronounce this?

6 Ashley

This is definitely a girls name because I mean like I had a bully in middle school called Ashley he was a boy... so it doesn't really make me like the name.

I actually LOVE this name, I don't get why you put it in here. Ashley is cool and spicy in some way, and also it could be nicknamed 'Ash' and that's awesome.

I think it's a really nice name!

Isn't this a girls name?

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7 Abigail

Pretty cool name if I say so myself

this is my name... And I LIKE it, thank you very much.

Ha ha this is ma sisters name - Jackhammer619

8 Margret

Margret ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! That is ' G R O S S!.

Margreb is a crap name

9 Shep

That's an awful name why would you name your kid that?

Worst ever taken from that horrible Elvis song Old Shep if you suffer by having this name I feel sorry for you

I called my german shepheard like this! see shep can be for dogs but not for people! and The dog is from nintendogs

no offense but it sounds like a dogs name
- wildog47

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10 Bert

Who in their right mind would call their child bert. - ozzydog12

Reminds me of that sesame street character...

The Contenders

11 Donald

Donald duck maybe but no person should have this awful name. - ozzydog12

Donald Trump anybody.

Donald is a silly name like it’s so ewww I can’t imagine it on a kid

12 Keira

It's my name...

The name of a terrible British actress

13 Rufus

Sounds like a good name for a dog.

Not my favorite name. I can't really picture it on a kid.

14 Nigel

The name given to the leader of the UKIP party. Even hearing the name makes me cringe.

Wots wrong with nige

15 Gertrude
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No that is nice name

The singer Adele has just ruined the name for me. I never liked it to begin with but she just brought on an outright hate for the name. Terrible name.

Love Adele and she just the better, just an opinion.

Adelelelelellelelelele is my catz name bruh

17 Ingrid

Who is desperate enough to call their child Ingrid? This should be at number 1 position

Ingrid, like Ingrid Newkirk the animal terrorist! Hahaa


18 Tred

Who would call someone this

19 Archibal

Honestly as somebody named 'Archie' it's so infuriating to hear somebody call ya 'Archibald' but if somebody called me 'Archibal' I might just throat punch them I don't know

20 Andrew

Ugly name worse name ever. It sounds so weak and girly

Andrew is a great name girly my arse. St Andrew is Scotland’s patron saint 😁

21 Harry

My hamsters name is Harry. And he's cute :3


22 Basil

Maybe his nickname would be Pesto!

No one should name their child this... ever!

I'm pretty sure this is a spice - PianoQueen

23 Spike

I'd heard of teddy bears and dogs of this name but when I found a boy called spike, it just didn't work. - ozzydog12

24 Aiden

Um... This is my boyfriend'a name :/

25 Cuthbert

I don’t know who in their right mind would name their child this, but it’s an okay last name (Anne Of Green Gables anyone? )

26 Veruca
27 Sidney
28 Dickson

, First names as last names what's with this trend?

29 Spike
30 Reuben

This name reminds me of the bad-tempered old man in "The Burbs" for some reason. :-)

31 Judy
32 Chris

Just a knobish name really

33 Reginald

Oh, you naughty, naughty person who put this name here. I find it rather sweet. - Britgirl

34 Mildred

Awful name

35 Cashel

Andrew sounds normal, but you have taken it too far if you name your kid Cashel, it makes you sound like a greedy banker. I also hate Roger. Cashel is an AWFUL name! This takes the cake for me.

Are you a banker? Are you a millionaire? What the heck is this? It sounds really weird!

36 Otis

Honestly... just why

37 George
38 Jude

hey jude

39 Ryan

Council house boys name

It doesn’t even sound like a name

40 Connor
41 Kelzzy
42 Darryl

Its like they want their kid to be bullied

43 Joshua

Dislike the name especially when it's shortened to Josh... rhymes with bosh squash, gosh, cosh, dosh, slosh, wash, and macintosh...it's the "osh" sound... hatehatehate!

44 Ned

Yes ned boy

Sounds boring and disgraceful

45 Melvin

Just say it out loud and then agree

46 Glenn
47 Shepheard
48 Shirl
49 Poppy

It sounds like a retarded cartoon charicter name.

Not so cute when the baby grows into a spotty, stroppy teenager.

50 Daisy-Jane
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