Worst British Names

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Everyone knows that some people have awful name but which is the worst.

The Top Ten

1 Ian

Every Ian I met was the worst so

Ian my arse

Crap name and I'm called it

I agree terrible name

2 Horatio

Another name inspired by Shakespeare's play. It pronounced "Ho-ray-show".

What kind of a name is this? Who would want to call their child this?

Sound like Japanese name - EmilyEgberts

Just horrible - WinchesterGirl26

3 Angus

Sounds like a certain female part.

Sounds like beef

I've always hated this name... - Nejixchan

This kinda makes me laugh really hard. I don't think you should name your children like this

4 Rupert

It sounds stupid when u say it

That's Mr. Rigsby's name in Rising damp. Don't know any real-life Rupert's. I wonder what he'd look like. - Britgirl

5 Daffyth

A real tongue twister, that repeats the same noise several times

How do you pronounce this?

Thou hath dabbeth problems

6 Ashley

This is definitely a girls name because I mean like I had a bully in middle school called Ashley he was a boy... so it doesn't really make me like the name.

I actually LOVE this name, I don't get why you put it in here. Ashley is cool and spicy in some way, and also it could be nicknamed 'Ash' and that's awesome.

I think it's a really nice name!

Isn't this a girls name?

7 Abigail

Pretty cool name if I say so myself

this is my name... And I LIKE it, thank you very much.

Ha ha this is ma sisters name - Jackhammer619

8 Margret

Margret ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! That is ' G R O S S!.

Margreb is a crap name

9 Shep

That's an awful name why would you name your kid that?

I called my german shepheard like this! see shep can be for dogs but not for people! and The dog is from nintendogs

Worst ever taken from that horrible Elvis song Old Shep if you suffer by having this name I feel sorry for you

no offense but it sounds like a dogs name
- wildog47

10 Bert

Reminds me of a toad

Reminds me of that sesame street character...

Who in their right mind would call their child bert. - ozzydog12

The Contenders

11 Donald

Donald Trumpet. - guccigangkid69

Donald trump trumper

Donald duck maybe but no person should have this awful name. - ozzydog12

Donald Trump anybody.

12 Keira

Worst name ever sounds german

It's my name...

The name of a terrible British actress

13 Rufus

Its totally a dog name!

Sounds like a good name for a dog.

Not my favorite name. I can't really picture it on a kid.

14 Gertrude

What even is this

15 Nigel

The name given to the leader of the UKIP party. Even hearing the name makes me cringe.

Wots wrong with nige

16 Adele Adele Laurie Blue Adkins is an English singer and songwriter. Graduating from the BRIT School for Performing Arts and Technology in 2006, Adele was given a recording contract by XL Recordings after a friend posted her demo on Myspace the same year. She is best known with her international hit singles ...read more.

The singer Adele has just ruined the name for me. I never liked it to begin with but she just brought on an outright hate for the name. Terrible name.

Love Adele and she just the better, just an opinion.

No that is nice name

Adelelelelellelelelele is my catz name bruh

17 Tred

Who would call someone this

18 Ingrid

Who is desperate enough to call their child Ingrid? This should be at number 1 position

Ingrid, like Ingrid Newkirk the animal terrorist! Hahaa

Vomit

19 Archibal

Honestly as somebody named 'Archie' it's so infuriating to hear somebody call ya 'Archibald' but if somebody called me 'Archibal' I might just throat punch them I don't know

20 Andrew

Ugly name worse name ever. It sounds so weak and girly

Andrew is a great name girly my arse. St Andrew is Scotland’s patron saint 😁

21 Cuthbert

I don’t know who in their right mind would name their child this, but it’s an okay last name (Anne Of Green Gables anyone? )

22 Harry

My hamsters name is Harry. And he's cute :3

WHY/...

23 Veruca

And forever shall be known as the wart child

24 Basil

Maybe his nickname would be Pesto!

No one should name their child this... ever!

I'm pretty sure this is a spice - PianoQueen

25 Spike

I'd heard of teddy bears and dogs of this name but when I found a boy called spike, it just didn't work. - ozzydog12

26 Aiden

Um... This is my boyfriend'a name :/

27 Reginald

Oh, you naughty, naughty person who put this name here. I find it rather sweet. - Britgirl

28 Sidney
29 Reuben

This name reminds me of the bad-tempered old man in "The Burbs" for some reason. :-)

30 Kelzzy
31 Dickson

, First names as last names what's with this trend?

32 Judy
33 Ryan

Council house boys name

It doesn’t even sound like a name

I have a cousin named Ryan he’s 1 year older then me I also have a little cousin that 4 years younger then me his name is markous it’s Ryan’s little brother I don't know why I’m telling you this so I’ll shut up and go bye

34 Chris

Just a knobish name really

35 Joshua

Dislike the name especially when it's shortened to Josh... rhymes with bosh squash, gosh, cosh, dosh, slosh, wash, and macintosh...it's the "osh" sound... hatehatehate!

36 Melvin

Just say it out loud and then agree

37 Mildred

Awful name

38 Cashel

Andrew sounds normal, but you have taken it too far if you name your kid Cashel, it makes you sound like a greedy banker. I also hate Roger. Cashel is an AWFUL name! This takes the cake for me.

Are you a banker? Are you a millionaire? What the heck is this? It sounds really weird!

39 Otis

Honestly... just why

40 Shirl
41 George
42 Jude

hey jude

43 Connor
44 Darryl

Its like they want their kid to be bullied

45 Danielle
46 Ned

Yes ned boy

Sounds boring and disgraceful

47 Glenn
48 Keeley
49 Roger

Laugh out loud it just sounds... HA!

50 Shepheard
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