Worst British Names

Everyone knows that some people have awful name but which is the worst.

The Top Ten

1 Ian

Crap name and I'm called it

I agree terrible name

Every Ian I met was the worst so

Worse name ever

2 Horatio

Another name inspired by Shakespeare's play. It pronounced "Ho-ray-show".

What kind of a name is this? Who would want to call their child this?

Should be lost from existence.

Sound like Japanese name

3 Angus

This kinda makes me laugh really hard. I don't think you should name your children like this

Why is "Spike" listed twice that is really stupid. Angus is the worst by far.

Common strange scottish name for ginger people.

Ugly boy who thinks he's something

4 Rupert

That's Mr. Rigsby's name in Rising damp. Don't know any real-life Rupert's. I wonder what he'd look like.

It sounds stupid when u say it

5 Daffyth

A real tongue twister, that repeats the same noise several times

How do you pronounce this?

Thou hath dabbeth problems

6 Ashley

This is definitely a girls name because I mean like I had a bully in middle school called Ashley he was a boy... so it doesn't really make me like the name.

7 Margret

Margreb is a crap name

Absolutely not.

8 Abigail

Ha ha this is ma sisters name

9 Shep

It is a name dogs should be called and is named after the worst song ever

That's an awful name why would you name your kid that?

If you're a Shep I belive you're a little EMO

I called my german shepheard like this! see shep can be for dogs but not for people! and The dog is from nintendogs

10 Bert

Who in their right mind would call their child bert.

Reminds me of that sesame street character...

Reminds me of a toad

The Contenders

11 Donald

Donald duck maybe but no person should have this awful name.

Donald trump trumper

Donald is a silly name like it’s so ewww I can’t imagine it on a kid

Donald Trump anybody.

12 Rufus

Not my favorite name. I can't really picture it on a kid.

Sounds like a good name for a dog.

Its totally a dog name!

Dog name

13 Gertrude

What even is this

14 Keira

The name of a terrible British actress

Worst name ever sounds german

15 Nigel

The name given to the leader of the UKIP party. Even hearing the name makes me cringe.

16 Veruca

And forever shall be known as the wart child

Sounds like a plant's name.

Why its fungus

17 Archibal

Honestly as somebody named 'Archie' it's so infuriating to hear somebody call ya 'Archibald' but if somebody called me 'Archibal' I might just throat punch them I don't know

18 Cuthbert

I don’t know who in their right mind would name their child this, but it’s an okay last name (Anne Of Green Gables anyone? )

How about no?

19 Basil

No one should name their child this... ever!

Maybe his nickname would be Pesto!

I'm pretty sure this is a spice

20 Tred

Who would call someone this

21 Adele

The singer Adele has just ruined the name for me. I never liked it to begin with but she just brought on an outright hate for the name. Terrible name.

Adelelelelellelelelele is my catz name bruh

22 Ingrid

Who is desperate enough to call their child Ingrid? This should be at number 1 position

Ingrid, like Ingrid Newkirk the animal terrorist! Hahaa

23 Spike

I'd heard of teddy bears and dogs of this name but when I found a boy called spike, it just didn't work.

24 Andrew

Ugly name worse name ever. It sounds so weak and girly

25 Harry

My hamsters name is Harry. And he's cute :3

This is my classmate's name ||–^ –

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