Worst First Names for a Boy

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81 Brent

From experience, anyone named Brent sucks at Fantasy sports and March Madness.

Look out everyone, here come Brent.

I knew a really annoying kid named Brent

82 Sami

I love that name so so so so so so so so so so so much that is also my name and I love it

That's my dogs name

Who ever put this name on this list on the dumbest list

That is my nickname you are so mean

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83 Lorenzo

Umm, my Great great great great grandfather's name was Lorenzo!

One of the coolest names ever my brother has that name


84 Archibald

I was waiting to see this name, I really don't like it! I love the nickname version, Archie like the comics, but Archibald just sounds nasty

Sounds like "aren't you bald? ".

Your'e sending your son on a train with a one way ticket to being called bald for the rest of his life

Reminds me of Sir Nigel Archibald Thornberry from The Wild Thornberrys. - AnimeDrawer

85 Peyton

Hey! Peyton is a kick ass name! I have only ever met amazing people named Peyton. This list is a little B. S anyways. Zane and Ian are both cool names and they are really high on this list. So poo you guys!

Poo you guys? That is hilariously bad, it actually ruins the comment? - MusicalPony

my lil bros name is peyton i feel sorry for them and hate him at the same time. terrible name for girls too.

I like this name better for a boy than a girl actually

But still better than girls

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86 Party

Hey Party! Do you want to go to the party?

This name made me laugh... it sounds like Pinkie Pies child's name...

His last name would be City because of Party City? No? - KianaLexi

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87 Dhruv

Isn't this an Indian name?

Who in the world would name there Dhruv?

How do you pronounce this?

Maybe the nurse fell asleep on their computer typing his name

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88 Jackle

Go get some shackles to put on Jackle - FloydtheCat

Err... yeah, you might as well call your son Pug and Ciwawa! Please, I'm interested to see if 'Jackle' has a dog collar!

89 Ethan

Ethan is an adorable name in my opinion.

I totally disagree with this!

Ethan is the absolute best name ever!

Well, Ethan isn't that bad but they could be all jerks. I know a Ethan, he is smart, somewhat nice and jerky

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90 Conan
91 Jamie

Jamie is a good name

Damn you that's my brothers name who put this on the list!

It is the best name ever

Shut up that's my dads name but it's spelled jaimie

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92 Boris

Boris is real beefy like a Bulldogs name. Also there's Boris Johnson

That's actually a cool name!

Because that's Caillous dads name - Ihateschool

93 Derf

What the hell? This is just... Wrong

It's just fred backwards

Derf is a made up number from I Carly.

Sounds like derp

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94 Spencer

It reminds me of a Pez De-Spencer! Get it de-SPENCER! I'm Hilarious!

This is my name and it is the best name ever

I have a niece named Spencer!

This is a cool name actually. - Powerfulgirl10

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95 Beavis Beavis Beavis is a fictional character. He is one of the young teenaged protagonists on the MTV animated series Beavis and Butt-head.

What would you name your other child Butt-head

Beavis and butt-head

Ok that's just dumb

WOW that's BAD

96 Colby

Just add a jack to it and bam you named you son after a type of cheese. COLBY JACK.

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97 Mortimer

Not cool. Not cool, people, stop doing this to your kids. It is not fair. And society is not civilized enough to accept it.

This is my friends LAST NAME lol

A school name near my home

98 Tom

Tom? And what would you name your other boy? Jerry? - Epicsauce45

Tom is a name for a guy with a massive head and small feet

Tom is so boring. Just like jack. Snore!

What? I love this name, I would name my dude this. There are many awesome people and even an awesome character named Tom. Tom DeLonge(the absolute best), Tom Kenny, and Tom Hanks. Tom from Tom And Jerry rocks! This name is awesome and cool! - AnimeDrawer

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99 Walker

First name: Walker. Middle name: Texas. Last name: Ranger. Walker Texas Ranger. - Powerfulgirl10

This kids never gonna get a car, especially when his names walker (the chips)

I had a classmate in Kindergarten named this.

You had to make a Football player feel bad did'nt you.(UK)

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100 Jose

I like the name Jose my brother in laws called that.

Jose is such a sexy name!

Since there no accent mark, its joe-see, not ho-zay. Learn punctuation please. Who would name their boy Jose?

This is my name and I'm annoyed by it because most people here are named
Jose too. Feels like the first to go to name here and its just plane to common.

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