Worst First Names for a Boy
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Hey! Peyton is a kick ass name! I have only ever met amazing people named Peyton. This list is a little B. S anyways. Zane and Ian are both cool names and they are really high on this list. So poo you guys!
Poo you guys? That is hilariously bad, it actually ruins the comment? - MusicalPony
my lil bros name is peyton i feel sorry for them and hate him at the same time. terrible name for girls too.
I like this name better for a boy than a girl actually
But still better than girlsV 5 Comments
I was waiting to see this name, I really don't like it! I love the nickname version, Archie like the comics, but Archibald just sounds nasty
Sounds like "aren't you bald? ".
Your'e sending your son on a train with a one way ticket to being called bald for the rest of his life
Reminds me of Sir Nigel Archibald Thornberry from The Wild Thornberrys. - AnimeDrawer
Hey Party! Do you want to go to the party?
This name made me laugh... it sounds like Pinkie Pies child's name...
His last name would be City because of Party City? No? - KianaLexiV 3 Comments
Isn't this an Indian name?
Who in the world would name there Dhruv?
How do you pronounce this?
Maybe the nurse fell asleep on their computer typing his name
Go get some shackles to put on Jackle - FloydtheCat
Err... yeah, you might as well call your son Pug and Ciwawa! Please, I'm interested to see if 'Jackle' has a dog collar!
Is your child a serial killer?!?! - moose4life19
Gee, thanks, that's my name... I'm a girl though...
Ugh... I think someone is stupid enough to think "Cillian" is pronounced that way. Anyway it sounds nice.
That's such a cool name! It kinda sounds like "kill Ian" thoughV 2 Comments
Boris is real beefy like a Bulldogs name. Also there's Boris Johnson
That's actually a cool name!
Because that's Caillous dads name - Ihateschool
Ok this is just messed up.
Jesus should of been 666 on the list :(
Ethan is an adorable name in my opinion.
I totally disagree with this!
Ethan is the absolute best name ever!
Well, Ethan isn't that bad but they could be all jerks. I know a Ethan, he is smart, somewhat nice and jerkyV 13 Comments
Jamie is a good name
Damn you that's my brothers name who put this on the list!
It is the best name ever
Shut up that's my dads name but it's spelled jaimieV 7 Comments
What the hell? This is just... Wrong
It's just fred backwards
Derf is a made up number from I Carly.
Sounds like derpV 8 Comments
What would you name your other child Butt-head
Beavis and butt-head
Ok that's just dumb
WOW that's BAD
It reminds me of a Pez De-Spencer! Get it de-SPENCER! I'm Hilarious!
This is my name and it is the best name ever
I have a niece named Spencer!
This is a cool name actually. - Powerfulgirl10V 4 Comments
Just add a jack to it and bam you named you son after a type of cheese. COLBY JACK.V 2 Comments
Not cool. Not cool, people, stop doing this to your kids. It is not fair. And society is not civilized enough to accept it.
Okay, that's explains why Disney's wife hated that name for one of our beloved cartoon mouse in the world.
It's not a good name for a kid, but maybe an adult - FloydtheCat
This is my friends LAST NAME lolV 1 Comment
Tom? And what would you name your other boy? Jerry? - Epicsauce45
Tom is a name for a guy with a massive head and small feet
Tom is so boring. Just like jack. Snore!
Tom is a peeper! Peeping tomV 6 Comments
First name: Walker. Middle name: Texas. Last name: Ranger. Walker Texas Ranger. - Powerfulgirl10
This kids never gonna get a car, especially when his names walker (the chips)
I had a classmate in Kindergarten named this.
You had to make a Football player feel bad did'nt you.(UK)V 7 Comments
I like the name Jose my brother in laws called that.
Jose is such a sexy name!
Since there no accent mark, its joe-see, not ho-zay. Learn punctuation please. Who would name their boy Jose?
This is my name and I'm annoyed by it because most people here are named
Jose too. Feels like the first to go to name here and its just plane to common.
Sounds like part of an ancient chant. - username34
Only people whose mother die half-way through announcing their sons name are called this
And his last name is Gina. Sorry lol I have a dirty mind! - KianaLexi
First Ib now VaV 4 Comments
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