Worst First Names for a Boy

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141 Kenneth

My grandpa's name. You are a jack-ass.

A lot of people would joke "oh my God they killed Kenneth you bastards" - Ihateschool

Just shorten it to "Ken or "Kenny"

142 Aryan V 1 Comment
143 Watee V 1 Comment
144 Benjamin

That's my little brothers name I think that is a really nice name

Hey this is my brothers name! Everyone calls him Ben. how did this get on here? It's an awesome name! Who would hate it?

This is my name screw you all - benhos

My crush's name is Ben. I don't see anything wrong with it.

V 5 Comments
145 Issac

This name is so awesome is is amazing I cry when I see it because it's so sweet this is the best name ever no other name compares I love this name whoever is called this should be praiseded

If your a fan of the fault in our stars you can't help but love this name

It's actually spelt Isaac - GriffinDoge

Sounds like ballsack

146 Poop

Poop, I mean, what is this, the first century? What kind of knucklehead would name their kid Poop? I guess when I write I will just start capitalizing it. Even though I never write Poop. But still who the barnacle would name their kid after somthing that emerges from your butt?!?! The parents might as well name their other kids pee, barf, and toilet. Now this is one jacked family...

That kid's parents are jerks.

Holy poop who names there kid this

Why isn't this name # 1 on this list

V 4 Comments
147 Moon Unit

24th worst girl name

Amazing name...LOVE IT!

It's a horrble name


V 1 Comment
148 Zomas V 1 Comment
149 Dzhokhar
150 Deacon

Okay, your son's not gonna be as good a bass player as John Deacon no matter how much you obsess over it.

Reminds me an enemy from the game Pirate101.. - GreenViolet8236

V 1 Comment
151 Daniel

My dad is known for his name in a good way. Go dad/Daniel/Dad

My friend's name is daniel

This name is so popular

But the cutest youtuber is named Daniel/Dan

V 3 Comments
152 Marcus

Sure they will regret it for the rest of their life, but not as much as you already do. - username34

Best Friend's Name. Laugh out loud.

That's my name hated gonna change it when I'm 18 - speed

That's from Lab Rats it's a cool name

V 3 Comments
153 Joel

It's sticking an l at the end of joe and even that's not even a great name! Stop posting girl names on the website! Nobody names there son Ashley or Peyton! Plus Kevin is a great name, it's mine!

V 2 Comments
154 Andrew

Hey, I know a whole bunch of people named that, it's very common! My family has about 5 Andrew's!

Ugh Andrew is the worst. I know an Andrew and he goes by Drew and he's just a pompous jerk. Also I knew an Andy and he would hit everyone on the daily in 5th grade

Heyy now! I like the name Andrew! I know several Andrews, by the way.

My name is Andrew and Personally I love the name :D

V 1 Comment
155 Luca

I hate the name. It sounds like a disease. - FinnsWorld

This is the name of that really evil villain from Suikoden II, Luca Blight. He's a real badass, but his name is quite questionable! - NuMetalManiak

V 1 Comment
156 ZeDong

The barbaric ruler of China.

I have a big one of those

Sound super super gay

I'm Confused

V 1 Comment
157 Hammy
158 Jack

Wow, is this some kind of joke! Jack and Daniel together, drunk people right

What? This is great name! Although I haven't met anyone named Jack - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

Many of the names listed are great names. This list is horrible.

That's my brothers name

V 4 Comments
159 Fred

I don't know it's just weird

Ok, this is a pretty bad name! Henry isn't that bad, sure it's not the best name. Back to Fred. Short for Frederick, which is also pretty bad, and can you imagine meeting a baby named Fred? It only works for someone between the age of 60 +.


Hey its FREDDD

160 Iain

The Gaelic and correct way to spell "Ian". Popular in Scotland as it should be

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