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The Top Ten
1How do you keep a blonde busy for 7 hours?
2How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
3How did the blonde get past kindergarten?
4How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
5How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?
6What do you call a smart blonde?
7How do you drown a blonde?
8A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the cops. They all hide in a barn.
9How do you get a 1 armed blonde to fall out of a tree?
10What did the blonde see when she looked into a box of cheerios?
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11How are a blonde and a UFO the same?
12What do you call a blonde who loves her boyfriend?
13Why do blondes have brused belly buttons?
14What's the difference between a smart blond and big foot
15Why did the blonde get kicked out of the M & M factory?
16How did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
17Why did the blond climb the glass wall?
18How did the blonde commit suicide?
19What is the blonde skeleton in the closet?
20What does a blonde do when she is horny?
21What do you get when a blond dies her hair brunett?
22How to keep stupid guy or girl (blonde) excited?
23Why do blondes go to church?
24How can you tell a blonde in school?
25Why blonde opened a candy bag at the store?
26Why did the blonde on her way to Disney World never arrive?
27A blonde, red head, and a brunette are lost in the desert and find a lamp that gives them 3 wishes what do they wish for?
28A smart blonde and the tooth fairy jump off a cliff who gets to the bottom first?
29What happened when the blonde tried to commit suicide?
30What do you get when you put a bunch of blondes in the freezer?
31What does a blond do when you say, Look, it's a dead bird?
32How do you get a blonde on top of a house?
33Two blondes were walking through the forest and they came upon a set of tracks. They began to argue about what animal had left the tracks. Ten minutes later, they were hit by a train.
34How do you keep a blonde in supsense?
35Why blonde did the duckface?
36Why did the blonde cross the road?
37A blonde, red head, and a brunette were running from the police...
38Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
39A blonde and a brunette jump out a window who hits the ground first?
40What's the difference between a blonde and a UFO?
41How do you confuse a blonde?
42How do you get a blonde to dye her hair?
43How many blondes does it take to do 1+2?
44What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
45Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
46Why did the blond put makeup on her forehead?
47How did the blonde do 15 push ups?
48How did the teacher know the blonde was cheating on her math test?
49What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
50What did the blond's left leg say to the right leg?
51What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
52How did the blonde get an A on the test?
53How did a blonde get stuck in a mousetrap?
54Why couldn't a blonde be a pharmacist?
55Which blondes can get full marks in a test?
56How does a blonde get on top of a mountain?
57How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
58How come the blonde could not dial 911?
59A blonde is in the middle of a movie and she sees something she doesn't understand, what does she do?
60Why can't a blonde make Jello?
61Which M&M'S You Like Best?
62Three people got captured by the police and are about to get shot on a windy island
63A blonde is in a boxing ring, the brunette keeps punching her, people tell her to punch back but she wont, why wont she?
64How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
65A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are seeing if they can win a swimming contest.
66A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are told they can win $50,000 if they do not laugh at 100 jokes. The brunette laughs at #30. The redhead laughs at #68. The blonde makes it to #100 and laughs, saying: "I just got joke #1!"
67Why did the blonde got to jail when she got pulled over?
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