Best Blonde Jokes!List suggested and partially made by a blonde, so, relax you fellow blondes, and enjoy some laughs!
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Give her a piece of paper that has the words "Turn Over" on both sides
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner
Giver her m&m's and tell her to make a word with them. - EmptyShadow
I myself am brunette, but I don't appreciate all these blonde jokes. Yes, I happen to know a blonde that is annoying but I deal with it.V 32 Comments
That's really funny but kind of disturbing to think about. Also kind of painful if it's a sharp pencil.
If her tampons behind her ear and she can't find her pen
The one below would hurt and I'm a guy. - Elwood
HAHA!... FUNNIEST THING ever! I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD EVER IN MY LIFE. THIS SOUNDS JUST LIKE ME.V 6 Comments
It's the funniest joke ever laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
She got hit by the basketball in the head and got a concussion. - kaitlynrad11
I think that number one is the answer its obvious
I gotta game tomorrow hopfully I don't drown I yes I'm legally blonde as in I use to be until I died my hairV 11 Comments
She walked past the kindergarten classroom.
She didn't the blond still is in kindergarten
Wow that is some very funny jokes
She annoyed the only teacher so much that she quit.V 9 Comments
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides
My cousin did this to my sister you think someone older would understand the joke instead of falling for it
Tell her to tell if your animal is a sheep or a dog
Very funny coming from a blondeV 13 Comments
What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is... A miracle...
Classic, but insulting to dogs. ;) I'm blonde myself and got that! Do I get a cookie? - Oreanta
Being a blonde myself I find them VERY funny-seem to ring a bell
Non-existentV 18 Comments
Because they have blonde boyfriends
I'm a blonde and I wouldn't get that if someone explained it to me a million time hee heeV 2 Comments
The brunet hides with the pigs, he red head hides with the horses and the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes. The cops enter the barn and shine a flash light on the pigs, the brunette says "oink oink" and the cops move on. The cops shine their flash lights on the horses, the red head goes "neigh neigh". Finally the cops shine a light on the sacs of potatoes and the blond says " potato potato".
That was funny I totally laughed at that one I'm not a blond
I love this joke I'm a blonde and I almost peed my pants because I probably would have done that myself.V 2 Comments
Because she kept throwing out the w's
Because she threw out all the w's
Because she stuck them on upside down
Laugh out loud! I love this one. - funnyuserV 4 Comments
You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool... - heather
You put a cup full of water and put it in the pool and tell her don't come up till the water is gone.
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Tell her you're going to race her to the ocean floor, and never start. - TurkeyasylumV 7 Comments
Tell her to do pullups and get some one to wave at her
She'll wave back
Tell her that the branch shes on can replace her missing arm if she brakes it off
Tell her to climb a tree with one branch she will try and jump up to the top
Tell her to rake the leaves!.. Love this joke it awesomeV 1 Comment
The blonde gasps then says, Bagels?
She thought that she seen doughnut seeds
Wow I think she said... Are those my glasses
I laughed right out loud with this one. GREAT! ! I dye my hair blonde--helps when I do something silly. Laugh out loudV 3 Comments
Its supposed to say "how are a smart blonde and a ufo the same" and the answer would be that you keep hearing about them but never see them
Neither of which are something you wanna come in contact with.
This is website it funny and I'm a blonde
You hear about them but they never come around.V 3 Comments
A hopeless romantic without the romantic part
I don't know, but obviously her boyfriend is her mirror...
I really like the 3rd one its very nice
That was a good one I really like the 2nd oneV 5 Comments
She brought her hair dryer into her tub.
She put all her clothes in a pile and jumped off
By sticking a fork in a toaster to get the toast out
Well since blondes are dumb she probably brought the hair straightener in thereV 4 Comments
Artificial Intelligence...laugh out loud :-)
Well obviously she would be absolutely smart
This one is hilarious is it artificial intelligence. Mybciusin taaughte that I could not stop laughing for like a hourV 2 Comments
She got cold and turned the fan off!
This one is amazing. Love this one a lot. It is so funny. I rofled for half an hour.
She killed the pilot and tried to fly it herself
What is the answerV 4 Comments
There has been bigfoot sightings
Snap that is funny and I'm a blonde. Yet I'm in honors classes.V 1 Comment
The tooth fairy. The blonde needs to stop and ask for directions.
The tooth fairy of course because the blonde was light headed
The fairy, the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
The tooth fairy. The blonde had less weight in her headV 4 Comments
Run like hell she's got a grenade in her mouth
Well I would run because stupid probably has a grenade in her mouthV 1 Comment
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