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The Top Ten
1How do you keep a blonde busy for 7 hours?
2How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
3How did the blonde get past kindergarten?
4How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
5How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?
6What do you call a smart blonde?
7How do you drown a blonde?
8Why do blondes have brused belly buttons?
9Why did the blonde get kicked out of the M & M factory?
10A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the cops. They all hide in a barn.
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11How do you get a 1 armed blonde to fall out of a tree?
12What did the blonde see when she looked into a box of cheerios?
13How are a blonde and a UFO the same?
14What do you call a blonde who loves her boyfriend?
15How did the blonde commit suicide?
16What's the difference between a smart blond and big foot
17How did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
18What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
19How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
20Why did the blond climb the glass wall?
21How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
22What is the blonde skeleton in the closet?
23What does a blonde do when she is horny?
24What do you get when a blond dies her hair brunett?
25Why did the blonde got to jail when she got pulled over?
26How to keep stupid guy or girl (blonde) excited?
27Why do blondes go to church?
28How can you tell a blonde in school?
29Why can't a blonde make Jello?
30Why did the blonde on her way to Disney World never arrive?
31Why blonde opened a candy bag at the store?
32A smart blonde and the tooth fairy jump off a cliff who gets to the bottom first?
33Two blondes were walking through the forest and they came upon a set of tracks. They began to argue about what animal had left the tracks. Ten minutes later, they were hit by a train.
34A blonde, red head, and a brunette are lost in the desert and find a lamp that gives them 3 wishes what do they wish for?
35A blonde is in the middle of a movie and she sees something she doesn't understand, what does she do?
36What happened when the blonde tried to commit suicide?
37What do you get when you put a bunch of blondes in the freezer?
38What does a blond do when you say, Look, it's a dead bird?
39How do you get a blonde on top of a house?
40How do you keep a blonde in supsense?
41A blonde, red head, and a brunette were running from the police...
42Why blonde did the duckface?
43Why did the blonde cross the road?
44How come the blonde could not dial 911?
45Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
46A blonde and a brunette jump out a window who hits the ground first?
47What's the difference between a blonde and a UFO?
48How do you confuse a blonde?
49How do you get a blonde to dye her hair?
50How many blondes does it take to do 1+2?
51What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
52Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
53Why did the blond put makeup on her forehead?
54How did the blonde do 15 push ups?
55How did the teacher know the blonde was cheating on her math test?
56What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
57How did a blonde get stuck in a mousetrap?
58Why couldn't a blonde be a pharmacist?
59Which blondes can get full marks in a test?
60How does a blonde get on top of a mountain?
61Three people got captured by the police and are about to get shot on a windy island
62A blonde is in a boxing ring, the brunette keeps punching her, people tell her to punch back but she wont, why wont she?
63A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are seeing if they can win a swimming contest.
64A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are told they can win $50,000 if they do not laugh at 100 jokes. The brunette laughs at #30. The redhead laughs at #68. The blonde makes it to #100 and laughs, saying: "I just got joke #1!"
65What did the blond's left leg say to the right leg?
66How did the blonde get an A on the test?
67Which M&M'S You Like Best?
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