Best Blonde Jokes!List suggested and partially made by a blonde, so, relax you fellow blondes, and enjoy some laughs!
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Give her a piece of paper that has the words "Turn Over" on both sides
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner
Giver her m&m's and tell her to make a word with them. - EmptyShadow
Put her in front of mirror so she has someone to talk to.V33 Comments
Her tampon's behind her ear and she canít find her pencil.
That's really funny but kind of disturbing to think about. Also kind of painful if it's a sharp pencil.
If her tampons behind her ear and she can't find her pen
The one below would hurt and I'm a guy. - ElwoodV10 Comments
She drowned during the wave.
Its the funniest joke ever laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
I tots like this one my fave!
She got hit by the basketball in the head and got a concussion. - kaitlynrad11V14 Comments
She walked past the kindergarten classroom.
She didn't the blond still is in kindergarten
That's not even good
This is a totally awful jokeV12 Comments
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides
My cousin did this to my sister you think someone older would understand the joke instead of falling for it
Tell her to tell if your animal is a sheep or a dog
Very funny coming from a blondeV17 Comments
What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is... A miracle...
Classic, but insulting to dogs. ;) I'm blonde myself and got that! Do I get a cookie? - Oreanta
Being a blonde myself I find them VERY funny-seem to ring a bell:)
I'm blonde, and I'm the smartest kid in my class. (Not trying to brag, just trying to prove a point. ) - RockFashionistaV17 Comments
Because they have blonde boyfriends
I'm a blonde and I wouldn't get that if someone explained it to me a million time hee hee
O.K. Iím Blonde and I got That laugh out loud
Not bad but not greatV4 Comments
Because she kept throwing out the w's
Laugh out loud! I love this one. - funnyuser
Because she threw out all the w's
Because she stuck them on upside downV6 Comments
The brunet hides with the pigs, he red head hides with the horses and the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes. The cops enter the barn and shine a flash light on the pigs, the brunette says "oink oink" and the cops move on. The cops shine their flash lights on the horses, the red head goes "neigh neigh". Finally the cops shine a light on the sacs of potatoes and the blond says " potato potato".
That was funny I totally laughed at that one I'm not a blond
I love this joke I'm a blonde and I almost peed my pants because I probably would have done that myself.V5 Comments
You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool... - heather
You put a cup full of water and put it in the pool and tell her don't come up till the water is gone.
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Tell her you're going to race her to the ocean floor, and never start. - TurkeyasylumV11 Comments
Tell her to do pullups and get some one to wave at her
She'll wave back
Tell her that the branch shes on can replace her missing arm if she brakes it off
Tell her to climb a tree with one branch she will try and jump up to the top
Tell her to rake the leaves!.. Love this joke it awesomeV5 Comments
A bunch of doughnut seeds!
I'm a brunet
The blonde gasps then says, Bagels?
She thought that she seen doughnut seeds
Wow I think she said... Are those my glassesV7 Comments
Its supposed to say "how are a smart blonde and a ufo the same" and the answer would be that you keep hearing about them but never see them
This is website it funny and I'm a blonde
Neither of which are something you wanna come in contact with.
You hear about them but they never come around.V5 Comments
Love at first sight
A hopeless romantic without the romantic part
I really like the 3rd one its very nice
That was a good one I really like the 2nd oneV8 Comments
She brought her hair dryer into her tub.
By sticking a fork in a toaster to get the toast out
She put all her clothes in a pile and jumped off
Well since blondes are dumb she probably brought the hair straightener in thereV7 Comments
Artificial Intelligence...laugh out loud :-)
Well obviously she would be absolutely smart
A dirty blond girl - kaitlynrad11V5 Comments
She got cold and turned the fan off!
That's good and I'm a blonde
Took me awhile to figure out!
She killed the pilot and tried to fly it herselfV7 Comments
There has been bigfoot sightings
Snap that is funny and I'm a blonde. Yet I'm in honors classes.
Bigfoot is uglier but smarter
The tooth fairy. The blonde needs to stop and ask for directions.
The tooth fairy, smart blondes don't exist
The tooth fairy of course because the blonde was light headed
The tooth fairy duh stupid blonde probably asked gor directionsV8 Comments
Run like hell she's got a grenade in her mouth
Well I would run because stupid probably has a grenade in her mouth
Ah that was so good
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