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1How do you keep a blonde busy for 7 hours?
2How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
3How did the blonde get past kindergarten?
4How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?
5How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
6How do you drown a blonde?
7What did the blonde see when she looked into a box of cheerios?
8How do you get a 1 armed blonde to fall out of a tree?
9What do you call a blonde who loves her boyfriend?
10What do you call a smart blonde?
11A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the cops. They all hide in a barn.
12How are a blonde and a UFO the same?
13Why do blondes have brused belly buttons?
14Why did the blonde get kicked out of the M & M factory?
15How did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
16Why did the blond climb the glass wall?
17How did the blonde commit suicide?
18What is the blonde skeleton in the closet?
19What's the difference between a smart blond and big foot
20What does a blonde do when she is horny?
21How to keep stupid guy or girl (blonde) excited?
22What do you get when a blond dies her hair brunett?
23Why blonde opened a candy bag at the store?
24How can you tell a blonde in school?
25Why do blondes go to church?
26A blonde, red head, and a brunette are lost in the desert and find a lamp that gives them 3 wishes what do they wish for?
27Why did the blonde on her way to Disney World never arrive?
28What do you get when you put a bunch of blondes in the freezer?
29What happened when the blonde tried to commit suicide?
30How do you get a blonde on top of a house?
31A smart blonde and the tooth fairy jump off a cliff who gets to the bottom first?
32Why blonde did the duckface?
33What does a blond do when you say, Look, it's a dead bird?
34Why did the blonde cross the road?
35How do you keep a blonde in supsense?
36A blonde, red head, and a brunette were running from the police...
37A blonde and a brunette jump out a window who hits the ground first?
38Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
39What's the difference between a blonde and a UFO?
40How do you confuse a blonde?
41How many blondes does it take to do 1+2?
42How do you get a blonde to dye her hair?
43Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
44What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
45Why did the blond put makeup on her forehead?
46How did the blonde do 15 push ups?
47How did the teacher know the blonde was cheating on her math test?
48What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
49What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
50How did the blonde get an A on the test?
51How did a blonde get stuck in a mousetrap?
52Why couldn't a blonde be a pharmacist?
53Which blondes can get full marks in a test?
54How does a blonde get on top of a mountain?
55How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
56What did the blond's left leg say to the right leg?
57A blonde is in the middle of a movie and she sees something she doesn't understand, what does she do?
58A blonde is in a boxing ring, the brunette keeps punching her, people tell her to punch back but she wont, why wont she?
59Why can't a blonde make Jello?
60How come the blonde could not dial 911?
61Two blondes were walking through the forest and they came upon a set of tracks. They began to argue about what animal had left the tracks. Ten minutes later, they were hit by a train.
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