Best Blonde Jokes
List suggested and partially made by a blonde, so, relax you fellow blondes, and enjoy some laughs!Give her a piece of paper that has the words "Turn Over" on both sides
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner
Giver her m&m's and tell her to make a word with them.
Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
That's really funny but kind of disturbing to think about. Also kind of painful if it's a sharp pencil.
This is so funny it should be on the top ten, && ima blonde and this is funny and my bestie says so too were still laughing after 7 minutes!
If her tampons behind her ear and she can't find her pen
She drowned during the wave.
She got hit by the basketball in the head and got a concussion.
She got nailed in the head by trying to make an interception.
I think that number one is the answer its obvious
She walked past the kindergarten classroom.
She didn't the blond still is in kindergarten
She annoyed the only teacher so much that she quit.
She didn't,she just walked past the classroom
What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is... A miracle...
I guess I'm a miracle. Who would've thought there could be such thing as a blonde salutatorian! And yeah, I'm a girl, too!
That's kinda stereotypical 'cause my friend is a blonde and she is one of the smartest kids in class and have you people heard of Annabeth?
That's kinda stereotypical because my friend is a blonde and she is one of the smartest kids in class.
The brunet hides with the pigs, he red head hides with the horses and the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes. The cops enter the barn and shine a flash light on the pigs, the brunette says "oink oink" and the cops move on. The cops shine their flash lights on the horses, the red head goes "neigh neigh". Finally the cops shine a light on the sacs of potatoes and the blond says " potato potato".
I love this joke I'm a blonde and I almost peed my pants because I probably would have done that myself.
HAHAAHAHAAHA! Even my brother liked that one, and he's such a social reject that he can't tell what's a joke and what's not!
I bet you $10 that the blonde is the reason they're running from the cops.
Neither of which are something you wanna come in contact with.
You hear about them but they never come around.
This is website it funny and I'm a blonde
This one was hilarous! I'm a blonde and my brothers always make fun of me. It was hilarous
Snap that is funny and I'm a blonde. Yet I'm in honors classes.
There has been bigfoot sightings
Bigfoot is uglier but smarter
Never heart this one before. This was the only one in the top ten that actually made me laugh.
Haha at first I didn't get it but then I got (my friend had to explain it to me) I am a blonde duh!
I'm a blonde and I totally got it! That's something I would totally do!
This is a classic Blonde Joke love it I'm a Blonde myself
You go up to a blonde & you say your really pretty! If you really want to see how beautiful you are there is a mirror at the bottom of that ocean (and you have had glued a mirror to the bottom of the ocean)
You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool...
You put a cup full of water and put it in the pool and tell her don't come up till the water is gone.
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides
Tell her this joke and that'll do the trick, if you don't get it, you're blonde, and the answer is she was trying to figure it out.
Both of my best friends are partially blonde... And both would fall for this!
Sit here in front of a mirror and say wave till the other person waves back.
Tell her to do pullups and get some one to wave at her
She'll wave back
Tell her to climb a tree with one branch she will try and jump up to the top
Tell her that the branch shes on can replace her missing arm if she brakes it off
Tell her to rake the leaves!.. Love this joke it awesome
I'm a blonde and I wouldn't get that if someone explained it to me a million time hee hee
Because they have blonde boyfriends.
She got cold and turned the fan off!
She asked the pilot if she could try and fly. The pilot said yes.
This one is amazing. Love this one a lot. It is so funny. I rofled for half an hour.
She needed some light so she flipped a switch.
The real question is, how does the boyfriend get out of it?
I don't know, but obviously her boyfriend is her mirror...
A hopeless romantic without the romantic part
That was a good one I really like the 2nd one
This one is hilarious is it artificial intelligence. Mybciusin taaughte that I could not stop laughing for like a hour
Shouldn't dies be dyes her hair must be a dumb blonde wrote this joke.
Well obviously she would be absolutely smart
I laughed right out loud with this one. GREAT! ! I dye my hair blonde--helps when I do something silly. Laugh out loud
A bunch of doughnut seeds!
Haha
I'm a brunet
She thought that she seen doughnut seeds
Wow I think she said... Are those my glasses
The tooth fairy. The blonde needs to stop and ask for directions.
Obviously the blonde because they think they can fly like a tooth fairy but failed!
The tooth fairy duh stupid blonde probably asked gor directions
The tooth fairy of course because the blonde was light headed
Because of they hair colour, blue or lighter eye colour & fair skin they think they're angels but are demons in disguise!
Because they heard there was a naked man hanging around
To learn about God
Because they think their pretty
She erases her to notebook when the teacher erases the board
Yea I do that all the time
Because she stuck them on upside down
Because she threw out all the 's.
Yo mama so dumb she got fired from the M'n'M factory for throwing out the W's
I've been to Disney world 6 times thank you very much.
And I'm blonde.
But this is funny.
She stayed at home and had a different relaxing summer duh
Laugh out loud! I'm a blonde too!
Pokes you like a hornet.
Say, "I'm a unicorn! "
Elsa from frozen?
This is really really mean. They’re people who honestly believe they’re not useful on this earth and trying to hurt themselves and your all of joking about it. Huh
Snort! Good one! Laugh out loud! I'm telling Catlin this, and she'll never regret it that bacon pig! SNORT ha! I love jokes
She killed her twin sister by mistake!
She couldn't figure out how to trigger the gun.