Top Ten Craziest Crayon Colors


Crayon colors have crazy names now-a-days. Pick what you think the craziest! [they may seem weird, but they're real colors] Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

The Top Ten

Pet Shop
How the hell can someone look at a crayon and go, "Hey this looks like the color of a pet shop! " what! I can't even think straight now. I'm trying to imagine what kind of color this would be!

Green Day is super sexy
I want to know what this color is it seems so very interesting haha... Walk up to someone and say your shirt is the color pet shop can you imagine the look you would get!?
What? Pet shop? I'm guessing its some type of brown.
[Newest]How is that a color?!?!

2Cadet Blue

3Wild Blue Yonder
I saw this on a crayon and my life was changed
This is the best color in the history of the world
This is my favorite crayon color T_T


4Outer Space
Um whats the color of outer space?

5Grandma's Perfume
Grandma's perfume is one of the strangest names of a color. The end of the worst story ever.
I remember this one! It was orange
What the heck? This is awkward...


I think maize is just corn

7Raw Umber
I have a 64 box of crayons with Raw Umber in it AND ITS SUCH AN UGLY COLOR AND STUPID NAME
Raw... Umber, What the...
What colour is this...?
You Mean Ra Wumber Don't You?

8Purple Mountain's Magesty
Your majesty. Is that royal purple majesty 's deal?

9Macaroni and Cheese
Well for one thing m&c is yummy and a very cool color
Ah I loved this color when I was little! I still have it.
This color is like orange

10Pony Pop

The Contenders

11Unmellow Yellow
Hey let's throw an adjective in front of a normal colour and call it something new!

12Royal Purple
Love dis color! It's like a neon purple mixed with indigo

13Granny Smith Apple

14Jay-Z Blue
It's named after a singer!? I guess it is one of the craziest Crayon colors! 😝😯

It's actually the cuttest among the 10 not the crazziest=)

16Koala Tree
Koala Tree. That's just getting a little too creative. I think that Crayola should at least call it the bark of an elderly tree that koalas climb during the day and eat the leaves and fruit off of it.
I didn't knew that koala trees existed xD... what color is that supposed to be? o. O It's so cool!
Hmm really koala tree I bet the same person made the jungle green... AWKWARD!

17Neon Carrot
neon carrot?
i know weird right!


They make neon carrots? What!?
Green Day is super sexy
Whenever I saw this colour name, I imagined a carrot with a tron style design. and if I ate it... ew.


19Atomic Tangerine
I didn't know they sold atomic tangerines, I want one.
Kool ya... Wonder what it would do to people if it was used instead of the atomic bomb...
I could throw atomic tangerines at people...


21Robin Egg Blue
This color is pretty not crazy

22Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown
Fuzzy wuzzy brown just sounds like a wrapper with fuzz on it I like the name though its is weird to people theses days
This is the funniest color I've ever seen. Fuzzy wuzzy brown! Crazy! It sounds like wow wow wubzy. Weird things people do these days...
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

What... What is 'red'?
Is it new or something?
I've never even heard of it.
This definitely has to be number 1
I can't imagine what the board room was like. "Yeah, let's just make up out own word and pretend it's a color"



26Raspberry Peach
Such a yummy color!

Laugh out loud! Beaver is a crayon color!
Ha, what color is it?

28Banana Mania
It must be in between yellow and dark yellow.


I can understand banana, but banana mania?

29Magic Mint

30Purple Pizzazz

31Cyber Grape

32Sweet Bitter
Nope not "bittersweet", it's sweet bitter.
Sweet bitter, symphony this li-ife!

It's a weird name, but a pretty color!


My favorite color of Christmas lights :P

34Tickle Me Pink
I didn't know people turned pink when they were tickled


Tickle me! Haha! Now I'm tickle me pink!


35Outrageous Orange
Because Orange decided to be outrageous.

Who names something after a weed
The orange is the new black shade.

Wha... WHAT I have never heard of orange! JK

It's a really weird name for a crayon.
This is the most cheesy crayon name I've ever heard. And mac and cheese is a crayola color!

39Antique Brass

40Piggy Pink

41Radical Red

42Razzle Dazzle Rose


44Mango Tango


46Burnt Sienna

47Navy Blue
Hey, lets get some known colors in this top tens list to troll, even though this wont make anyone mad at all!

48Lime Green
I:() I love this color

49Wash The Dog
Um... What the heck! Is this the color the dog turns after a wash? Cause well... Um... Nope!

50Baseball Mitt


52Indian Red

How many kids were thrown into speech therapy when a teacher heard them say this name?


55Oh So Red

56Lavender Lollipop Violet

57Jungle Green

This my favorite color of all time! Who ever put this is dumb

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Updated Wednesday, October 29, 2014

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