Top Ten Craziest Crayon Colors

Crayon colors have crazy names now-a-days. Pick what you think the craziest! [they may seem weird, but they're real colors]

The Top TenXW

1Pet Shop

I want to know what this color is it seems so very interesting haha... Walk up to someone and say your shirt is the color pet shop can you imagine the look you would get!?

How the hell can someone look at a crayon and go, "Hey this looks like the color of a pet shop! " what! I can't even think straight now. I'm trying to imagine what kind of color this would be!

Green Day is super sexy

What? Pet shop? I'm guessing its some type of brown.

Wow seriously how can pet shop be a color pet shops can be any color

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2Grandma's Perfume

Grandma's perfume is one of the strangest names of a color. The end of the worst story ever.

I remember this one! It was orange

After I saw this I went to my grandmas house to see what color her perfume was
It was...

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3Pony PopV3 Comments
4Outer Space

To the anonymous user who said " um what is the color of outer space? " I had this crayon and its black. Though it is strange why crayola Named it that way.

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5Wild Blue Yonder

I saw this on a crayon and my life was changed

This is the best color in the history of the world

This is my favorite crayon color T_T - Comi03

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6Macaroni and Cheese

Well for one thing m&c is yummy and a very cool color

Ah I loved this color when I was little! I still have it.

How many shades of each color do you need?

I still have one. - Minecraftcrazy530

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7Cadet Blue
8Raw Umber

Raw... Umber, What the...
What colour is this...?

I have a 64 box of crayons with Raw Umber in it AND ITS SUCH AN UGLY COLOR AND STUPID NAME

On the inside she's Raw Umber...on the outside she's pink...
You know who I'm talking about: The ugliest and most evil villain of book history Dolores Umbridge!

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9MaizeV1 Comment

WHat even is this

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The Contenders

11Purple Mountain's Magesty

Your majesty. Is that royal purple majesty 's deal?

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12Neon Carrot

Whenever I saw this colour name, I imagined a carrot with a tron style design. and if I ate it... ew.

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13Unmellow Yellow

Hey let's throw an adjective in front of a normal colour and call it something new!

Its like the soda, except its un mellow

14Koala Tree

Koala Tree. That's just getting a little too creative. I think that Crayola should at least call it the bark of an elderly tree that koalas climb during the day and eat the leaves and fruit off of it.

Hmm really koala tree I bet the same person made the jungle green... AWKWARD!

I didn't knew that koala trees existed xD... what color is that supposed to be? o. O It's so cool!

This should be a multicolored crayon made of gray and brown. - Captaincrunch2015

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15Royal Purple

Love dis color! It's like a neon purple mixed with indigo

16Jay-Z Blue

What's this color even look like!?! I'm dieing to know actually

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17Granny Smith Apple
18Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown

Fuzzy wuzzy brown just sounds like a wrapper with fuzz on it I like the name though its is weird to people theses days

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

You have no idea how badly I'd like to slap you after reading that. - theOpinionatedOne

This is the funniest color I've ever seen. Fuzzy wuzzy brown! Crazy! It sounds like wow wow wubzy. Weird things people do these days...

19Wash The Dog

Wash the dog? Like what color is that? Cleaning products are all different colors. Is it the color of the dirt in the dog? Gross

Um... What the heck! Is this the color the dog turns after a wash? Cause well... Um... Nope!

What? Wash the dog is a order not a color!

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I can't imagine what the board room was like. "Yeah, let's just make up out own word and pretend it's a color"

This definitely has to be number 1

What is world? What is you? What is this?

I hate red it is the color of PURE EVIL

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List StatsUpdated 30 May 2016

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Top Remixes (4)

1. Grandma's Perfume
2. Purple Mountain's Magesty
3. Pony Pop
1. Wash The Dog
2. Pony Pop
3. Grandma's Perfume
1. Cadet Blue
2. Maize
3. Raw Umber

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