Top Ten Craziest Crayon Colors


Crayon colors have crazy names now-a-days. Pick what you think the craziest! [they may seem weird, but they're real colors] Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

The Top Ten

Pet Shop
How the hell can someone look at a crayon and go, "Hey this looks like the color of a pet shop! " what! I can't even think straight now. I'm trying to imagine what kind of color this would be!

Green Day is super sexy
I want to know what this color is it seems so very interesting haha... Walk up to someone and say your shirt is the color pet shop can you imagine the look you would get!?
What? Pet shop? I'm guessing its some type of brown.
[Newest]Wow seriously how can pet shop be a color pet shops can be any color

2Grandma's Perfume
Grandma's perfume is one of the strangest names of a color. The end of the worst story ever.
I remember this one! It was orange
What the heck? This is awkward...


[Newest]What is this? Pink?


3Macaroni and Cheese
Well for one thing m&c is yummy and a very cool color
Ah I loved this color when I was little! I still have it.
This color is like orange
[Newest]I still have one.

4Outer Space
Um whats the color of outer space?

5Neon Carrot
neon carrot?
i know weird right!


They make neon carrots? What!?
Green Day is super sexy
Is this a neon orange or something?


6Wild Blue Yonder
I saw this on a crayon and my life was changed
This is the best color in the history of the world
This is my favorite crayon color T_T


7Cadet Blue

8Raw Umber
Raw... Umber, What the...
What colour is this...?
I have a 64 box of crayons with Raw Umber in it AND ITS SUCH AN UGLY COLOR AND STUPID NAME
This is a fancy artist color

I think maize is just corn

10Unmellow Yellow
Hey let's throw an adjective in front of a normal colour and call it something new!

The Contenders

11Purple Mountain's Magesty
Your majesty. Is that royal purple majesty 's deal?

12Koala Tree
Koala Tree. That's just getting a little too creative. I think that Crayola should at least call it the bark of an elderly tree that koalas climb during the day and eat the leaves and fruit off of it.
I didn't knew that koala trees existed xD... what color is that supposed to be? o. O It's so cool!
This should be a multicolored crayon made of gray and brown.


13Wash The Dog
Um... What the heck! Is this the color the dog turns after a wash? Cause well... Um... Nope!
Um what the hell is wash the dog?
Is this a bluish white?


14Pony Pop
I've never had this crayon. Pony pop sounds really crazy!


15Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown
Fuzzy wuzzy brown just sounds like a wrapper with fuzz on it I like the name though its is weird to people theses days
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
This is the funniest color I've ever seen. Fuzzy wuzzy brown! Crazy! It sounds like wow wow wubzy. Weird things people do these days...

What... What is 'red'?
Is it new or something?
I've never even heard of it.
I can't imagine what the board room was like. "Yeah, let's just make up out own word and pretend it's a color"
This definitely has to be number 1
[Newest]This is a color dick heads.

17Royal Purple
Love dis color! It's like a neon purple mixed with indigo

18Mango Tango

19Granny Smith Apple

20Jay-Z Blue
It's named after a singer!? I guess it is one of the craziest Crayon colors! 😝😯

I have this crayon! It's really my favorite crazy crayon!


WHat even is this

22Tickle Me Pink
I didn't know people turned pink when they were tickled


Tickle me! Haha! Now I'm tickle me pink!


I used to have this color, I liked it.


23Sweet Bitter
Nope not "bittersweet", it's sweet bitter.
Sweet bitter, symphony this li-ife!

24Atomic Tangerine
I didn't know they sold atomic tangerines, I want one.
Kool ya... Wonder what it would do to people if it was used instead of the atomic bomb...
I could throw atomic tangerines at people...
[Newest]I think that's also LSD.



27Robin Egg Blue
This color is pretty not crazy


Have this you know almost all these came from neon nights crayon collection

30Raspberry Peach
Such a yummy color!

31Cyber Grape

Isn't this the name of a type of snail?
It's a weird name, but a pretty color!


My favorite color of Christmas lights :P

33Jungle Green


Since artificial raspberry flavouring is made from the anal gland of a beaver, perhaps it is red?
They skin beavers to make this monstrosity.


Laugh out loud! Beaver is a crayon color!

36Banana Mania
I can understand banana, but banana mania?
It must be in between yellow and dark yellow.


37Magic Mint

38Purple Pizzazz

39Outrageous Orange
Because Orange decided to be outrageous.

Who names something after a weed
The orange is the new black shade.


I used to have this crayon. Crazy name. Good color.


It's a really weird name for a crayon.
This is the most cheesy crayon name I've ever heard. And mac and cheese is a crayola color!

43Indian Red

44Tickle Me Blue
Isn't there a "Tickle Me Pink" at 23 to? Even that sounded weird!
No one turns blue when they're tickled

45Antique Brass

46Piggy Pink

47Radical Red

48Razzle Dazzle Rose


I agree. How can the name sound crazy

51Burnt Sienna

52Navy Blue
Hey, lets get some known colors in this top tens list to troll, even though this wont make anyone mad at all!

53Lime Green
I:() I love this color

54Baseball Mitt


How many kids were thrown into speech therapy when a teacher heard them say this name?

57Oh So Red

58Lavender Lollipop Violet

59Shrek Green
This color is the best shade of green ever. Goes well with onion brown and donkey.


60Illuminating Emerald

This my favorite color of all time! Who ever put this is dumb

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Updated Monday, April 27, 2015

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