Top Ten Craziest Crayon Colors


August 4, 2015 - Crayon colors have crazy names now-a-days. Pick what you think the craziest! [they may seem weird, but they're real colors] Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

The Top Ten

Pet Shop
How the hell can someone look at a crayon and go, "Hey this looks like the color of a pet shop! " what! I can't even think straight now. I'm trying to imagine what kind of color this would be!

Green Day is super sexy
I want to know what this color is it seems so very interesting haha... Walk up to someone and say your shirt is the color pet shop can you imagine the look you would get!?
What? Pet shop? I'm guessing its some type of brown.
[Newest]Wow seriously how can pet shop be a color pet shops can be any color

2Grandma's Perfume
Grandma's perfume is one of the strangest names of a color. The end of the worst story ever.
What the heck? This is awkward...


I remember this one! It was orange
[Newest]What is this? Pink?


3Macaroni and Cheese
Well for one thing m&c is yummy and a very cool color
Ah I loved this color when I was little! I still have it.
This color is like orange
[Newest]I still have one.

4Outer Space
Um whats the color of outer space?
To the anonymous user who said " um what is the color of outer space? " I had this crayon and its black. Though it is strange why crayola Named it that way.

5Neon Carrot
neon carrot?
i know weird right!


They make neon carrots? What!?
Green Day is super sexy
Is this a neon orange or something?


6Wild Blue Yonder
I saw this on a crayon and my life was changed
This is the best color in the history of the world
This is my favorite crayon color T_T


7Cadet Blue

8Raw Umber
Raw... Umber, What the...
What colour is this...?
I have a 64 box of crayons with Raw Umber in it AND ITS SUCH AN UGLY COLOR AND STUPID NAME
This is a fancy artist color

I think maize is just corn

10Unmellow Yellow
Hey let's throw an adjective in front of a normal colour and call it something new!

The Contenders

11Purple Mountain's Magesty
Your majesty. Is that royal purple majesty 's deal?

12Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown
Fuzzy wuzzy brown just sounds like a wrapper with fuzz on it I like the name though its is weird to people theses days
This is the funniest color I've ever seen. Fuzzy wuzzy brown! Crazy! It sounds like wow wow wubzy. Weird things people do these days...
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
You have no idea how badly I'd like to slap you after reading that.


13Koala Tree
Koala Tree. That's just getting a little too creative. I think that Crayola should at least call it the bark of an elderly tree that koalas climb during the day and eat the leaves and fruit off of it.
I didn't knew that koala trees existed xD... what color is that supposed to be? o. O It's so cool!
This should be a multicolored crayon made of gray and brown.


14Wash The Dog
Um... What the heck! Is this the color the dog turns after a wash? Cause well... Um... Nope!
Um what the hell is wash the dog?
Is this a bluish white?


15Pony Pop

What... What is 'red'?
Is it new or something?
I've never even heard of it.
This definitely has to be number 1
I can't imagine what the board room was like. "Yeah, let's just make up out own word and pretend it's a color"
[Newest]I hate red it is the color of PURE EVIL

17Royal Purple
Love dis color! It's like a neon purple mixed with indigo

18Mango Tango

19Granny Smith Apple

20Jay-Z Blue
It's named after a singer!? I guess it is one of the craziest Crayon colors! 😝😯
What's this color even look like!?! I'm dieing to know actually

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