Top Ten Craziest Crayon Colors


Crayon colors have crazy names now-a-days. Pick what you think the craziest! [they may seem weird, but they're real colors] Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

The Top Ten

Pet Shop
How the hell can someone look at a crayon and go, "Hey this looks like the color of a pet shop! " what! I can't even think straight now. I'm trying to imagine what kind of color this would be!

Green Day is super sexy
I want to know what this color is it seems so very interesting haha... Walk up to someone and say your shirt is the color pet shop can you imagine the look you would get!?
What? Pet shop? I'm guessing its some type of brown.
[Newest]More like dog poo.

2Outer Space
Um whats the color of outer space?

3Grandma's Perfume
Grandma's perfume is one of the strangest names of a color. The end of the worst story ever.
I remember this one! It was orange
What the heck? This is awkward...


[Newest]What is this? Pink?


4Wild Blue Yonder
I saw this on a crayon and my life was changed
This is the best color in the history of the world
This is my favorite crayon color T_T


5Macaroni and Cheese
Well for one thing m&c is yummy and a very cool color
Ah I loved this color when I was little! I still have it.
This color is like orange
[Newest]I still have one.

6Wash The Dog
Um... What the heck! Is this the color the dog turns after a wash? Cause well... Um... Nope!
I know this is a real crayon color but it's still super funny!


Um what the hell is wash the dog?

I have this crayon! It's really my favorite crazy crayon!


8Neon Carrot
neon carrot?
i know weird right!


They make neon carrots? What!?
Green Day is super sexy
Whenever I saw this colour name, I imagined a carrot with a tron style design. and if I ate it... ew.

9Koala Tree
Koala Tree. That's just getting a little too creative. I think that Crayola should at least call it the bark of an elderly tree that koalas climb during the day and eat the leaves and fruit off of it.
I didn't knew that koala trees existed xD... what color is that supposed to be? o. O It's so cool!
Hmm really koala tree I bet the same person made the jungle green... AWKWARD!
[Newest]This should be a multicolored crayon made of gray and brown.


10Cadet Blue

The Contenders

11Unmellow Yellow
Hey let's throw an adjective in front of a normal colour and call it something new!

12Raw Umber
I have a 64 box of crayons with Raw Umber in it AND ITS SUCH AN UGLY COLOR AND STUPID NAME
Raw... Umber, What the...
What colour is this...?
You Mean Ra Wumber Don't You?

I think maize is just corn

14Purple Mountain's Magesty
Your majesty. Is that royal purple majesty 's deal?

15Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown
Fuzzy wuzzy brown just sounds like a wrapper with fuzz on it I like the name though its is weird to people theses days
This is the funniest color I've ever seen. Fuzzy wuzzy brown! Crazy! It sounds like wow wow wubzy. Weird things people do these days...
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

Laugh out loud! Beaver is a crayon color!
Wouldn't that just be brown? Because Beavers are brown.


They skin beavers to make this monstrosity.


17Pony Pop
I've never had this crayon. Pony pop sounds really crazy!


18Granny Smith Apple

19Jay-Z Blue
It's named after a singer!? I guess it is one of the craziest Crayon colors! 😝😯

20Royal Purple
Love dis color! It's like a neon purple mixed with indigo

21Mango Tango

22Purple Pizzazz

23Tickle Me Pink
I didn't know people turned pink when they were tickled


Tickle me! Haha! Now I'm tickle me pink!


I used to have this color, I liked it.


24Robin Egg Blue
This crayon sounds cute! I wish I had this crayon!


This color is pretty not crazy

25Sweet Bitter
Nope not "bittersweet", it's sweet bitter.
Sweet bitter, symphony this li-ife!

26Atomic Tangerine
I didn't know they sold atomic tangerines, I want one.
Kool ya... Wonder what it would do to people if it was used instead of the atomic bomb...
I could throw atomic tangerines at people...
[Newest]I think that's also LSD.

What... What is 'red'?
Is it new or something?
I've never even heard of it.
I can't imagine what the board room was like. "Yeah, let's just make up out own word and pretend it's a color"
This definitely has to be number 1
[Newest]Red is a normal color.





32Raspberry Peach
Such a yummy color!

33Cyber Grape

Isn't this the name of a type of snail?
It's a weird name, but a pretty color!


My favorite color of Christmas lights :P


36Banana Mania
It must be in between yellow and dark yellow.


I can understand banana, but banana mania?

37Magic Mint

38Outrageous Orange
Because Orange decided to be outrageous.

Who names something after a weed
The orange is the new black shade.

I used to have this crayon. Crazy name. Good color.


It's a really weird name for a crayon.
This is the most cheesy crayon name I've ever heard. And mac and cheese is a crayola color!

41Indian Red

42Tickle Me Blue
Isn't there a "Tickle Me Pink" at 23 to? Even that sounded weird!

43Antique Brass

44Piggy Pink

45Radical Red

46Razzle Dazzle Rose


I think Indigo is a normal color because Indigo is one of the colors in the rainbow.


49Burnt Sienna

50Navy Blue
Hey, lets get some known colors in this top tens list to troll, even though this wont make anyone mad at all!

51Lime Green
I:() I love this color

52Baseball Mitt


How many kids were thrown into speech therapy when a teacher heard them say this name?
This color is SO light I don't even see any color when I color this on white paper!


55Oh So Red

56Lavender Lollipop Violet

57Shrek Green
This color is the best shade of green ever. Goes well with onion brown and donkey.


58Jungle Green

Wha... WHAT I have never heard of orange! JK

This my favorite color of all time! Who ever put this is dumb

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