Top Ten Craziest Crayon Colors

Crayon colors have crazy names now-a-days. Pick what you think the craziest! [they may seem weird, but they're real colors]

The Top TenXW

1Pet Shop

How the hell can someone look at a crayon and go, "Hey this looks like the color of a pet shop! " what! I can't even think straight now. I'm trying to imagine what kind of color this would be!

Green Day is super sexy

I want to know what this color is it seems so very interesting haha... Walk up to someone and say your shirt is the color pet shop can you imagine the look you would get!?

What? Pet shop? I'm guessing its some type of brown.

Wow seriously how can pet shop be a color pet shops can be any color

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2Grandma's Perfume

What the heck? This is awkward... - funnyuser

Grandma's perfume is one of the strangest names of a color. The end of the worst story ever.

I remember this one! It was orange

What is this? Pink? - Minecraftcrazy530

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3Macaroni and Cheese

Well for one thing m&c is yummy and a very cool color

Ah I loved this color when I was little! I still have it.

This color is like orange

I still have one. - Minecraftcrazy530

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4Outer Space

Um whats the color of outer space?

To the anonymous user who said " um what is the color of outer space? " I had this crayon and its black. Though it is strange why crayola Named it that way.

5Neon Carrot

neon carrot?
i know weird right! - ammawesome

They make neon carrots? What!?
Green Day is super sexy

Is this a neon orange or something? - Minecraftcrazy530

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6Wild Blue Yonder

I saw this on a crayon and my life was changed

This is the best color in the history of the world

This is my favorite crayon color T_T - Comi03

7Cadet Blue

I think maize is just corn

9Raw Umber

Raw... Umber, What the...
What colour is this...?

I have a 64 box of crayons with Raw Umber in it AND ITS SUCH AN UGLY COLOR AND STUPID NAME

This is a fancy artist color

10Unmellow Yellow

Hey let's throw an adjective in front of a normal colour and call it something new!

The Contenders

11Purple Mountain's Magesty

Your majesty. Is that royal purple majesty 's deal?

12Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown

Fuzzy wuzzy brown just sounds like a wrapper with fuzz on it I like the name though its is weird to people theses days

This is the funniest color I've ever seen. Fuzzy wuzzy brown! Crazy! It sounds like wow wow wubzy. Weird things people do these days...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

You have no idea how badly I'd like to slap you after reading that. - theOpinionatedOne

13Koala Tree

Koala Tree. That's just getting a little too creative. I think that Crayola should at least call it the bark of an elderly tree that koalas climb during the day and eat the leaves and fruit off of it.

Hmm really koala tree I bet the same person made the jungle green... AWKWARD!

I didn't knew that koala trees existed xD... what color is that supposed to be? o. O It's so cool!

This should be a multicolored crayon made of gray and brown. - Captaincrunch2015

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14Wash The Dog

Um... What the heck! Is this the color the dog turns after a wash? Cause well... Um... Nope!

What? Wash the dog is a order not a color!

Um what the hell is wash the dog?

Is this a bluish white? - Minecraftcrazy530

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15Pony Pop

What... What is 'red'?
Is it new or something?
I've never even heard of it.

This definitely has to be number 1

I can't imagine what the board room was like. "Yeah, let's just make up out own word and pretend it's a color"

I hate red it is the color of PURE EVIL

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17Jay-Z Blue

It's named after a singer!? I guess it is one of the craziest Crayon colors! 😝😯

What's this color even look like!?! I'm dieing to know actually

18Royal Purple

Love dis color! It's like a neon purple mixed with indigo

19Mango Tango
20Granny Smith Apple
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List StatsUpdated 6 Oct 2015

700 votes
66 listings
7 years, 173 days old

Top Remixes

1. Grandma's Perfume
2. Purple Mountain's Magesty
3. Pony Pop
1. Cadet Blue
2. Maize
3. Raw Umber



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