Top 10 Dumbest Reasons to Call the Hospital

The Top Ten

  1. Your parent is forcing you to do your homework

  2. You don't know what 0 + 0 is

    Hospital: why are you calling the hospital?

    You: do you know what zero add zero is? I'm not very good at maths.

  3. Your Kindle Fire is dead

  4. Your toy broke

  5. You posted a selfie on Facebook

    Hospital: what's wrong?

    You: I posted a selfie on facebook that didn't get any likes!

  6. You're about to take a shower

    Hospital : What's the emergency?

    Person : Hi, I'm about to take a shower.

    Hospital : What's next? You're going to tell me that you're completely naked.

  7. You want to chat about Justin Bieber

  8. Someone touched me!

  9. Your favorite song is playing on the radio

    Hospital : What's the emergency?

    Person : Get the ambulance, Anaconda by Nicki Minaj is playing on the radio!

    Hospital : Oh brother

  10. You got a B in math

    Kid:calls hospital

    Hospital:what’s your emergency

    Kid:I got a b in math and b is for beating u have to help

    My ass is deformed

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  11. ?

    You are having sex

  12. ?

    You're watching porn

    13. The Contenders

  13. You didn't know the hospitals number

  14. You're about to wash your clothes

    Hospital : What's the emergency?

    Person : I'm washing my dirty undies!

    Hospital : Really?

  15. You feel like calling the hospital

  16. You are calling your friend

  17. You're lonely

  18. To make sure they're doing okay

  19. You stubbed your toe

  20. To ask if you can make OnlyFans content with the secretary

  21. To complain that the Fruit of the Loom logo doesn't have a cornucopia

  22. You stepped on a lego brick

  23. To tell them a joke

  24. You kissed a girl but didn't like it

  25. The police station was closed

  26. For a small cut

  27. You pooped your pants

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