Top 10 Dumbest Reasons to Call the Hospital
Hospital: why are you calling the hospital?
You: do you know what zero add zero is? I'm not very good at maths.
Hospital: what's wrong?
You: I posted a selfie on facebook that didn't get any likes!
Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : Hi, I'm about to take a shower.
Hospital : What's next? You're going to tell me that you're completely naked.
Hospital: What now?
You: Someone touched me!
Hospital: In what manner?
You: What do you mean?
Hospital: How did they touch you? Was it sexually or-
You: No, they just touched me!
Hospital: Alright listen, we don’t have time for you today. You’re preventing us from getting to the thousands of real emergencies.
You: But this is a real emergency! They gave me cooties!
Hospital: Goodbye.
You: NO NO NO NO-
Hospital: *Hangs up*
Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : Get the ambulance, Anaconda by Nicki Minaj is playing on the radio!
Hospital : Oh brother
Kid:calls hospital
Hospital:what’s your emergency
Kid:I got a b in math and b is for beating u have to help
My ass is deformed
Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : I'm washing my dirty undies!
Hospital : Really?
The most reasonable.