Top 10 Dumbest Reasons to Call the Hospital

The Top Ten
1 Your parent is forcing you to do your homework
2 You don't know what 0 + 0 is

Hospital: why are you calling the hospital?
You: do you know what zero add zero is? I'm not very good at maths.

3 Your Kindle Fire is dead
4 Your toy broke
5 You posted a selfie on Facebook

Hospital: what's wrong?
You: I posted a selfie on facebook that didn't get any likes!

6 You're about to take a shower

Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : Hi, I'm about to take a shower.
Hospital : What's next? You're going to tell me that you're completely naked.

7 You want to chat about Justin Bieber
8 Someone touched me!

Hospital: What now?
You: Someone touched me!
Hospital: In what manner?
You: What do you mean?
Hospital: How did they touch you? Was it sexually or-
You: No, they just touched me!
Hospital: Alright listen, we don’t have time for you today. You’re preventing us from getting to the thousands of real emergencies.
You: But this is a real emergency! They gave me cooties!
Hospital: Goodbye.
Hospital: *Hangs up*

9 Your favorite song is playing on the radio

Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : Get the ambulance, Anaconda by Nicki Minaj is playing on the radio!
Hospital : Oh brother

10 You got a B in math

Kid:calls hospital
Hospital:what’s your emergency
Kid:I got a b in math and b is for beating u have to help
My ass is deformed

The Contenders
11 You didn't know the hospitals number
12 You're about to wash your clothes

Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : I'm washing my dirty undies!
Hospital : Really?

13 You feel like calling the hospital

The most reasonable.

14 You're lonely
15 You are calling your friend
16 To make sure they're doing okay
17 You stubbed your toe
18 You stepped on a lego brick
19 To tell them a joke
20 You kissed a girl but didn't like it
21 The police station was closed
22 For a small cut
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