Top 10 Dumbest Reasons to Call the Hospital
The Top Ten
Your parent is forcing you to do your homework
You don't know what 0 + 0 is
Hospital: why are you calling the hospital?
You: do you know what zero add zero is? I'm not very good at maths.
Your Kindle Fire is dead
Your toy broke
You posted a selfie on Facebook
Hospital: what's wrong?
You: I posted a selfie on facebook that didn't get any likes!
You're about to take a shower
Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : Hi, I'm about to take a shower.
Hospital : What's next? You're going to tell me that you're completely naked.
You want to chat about Justin Bieber
Someone touched me!
Your favorite song is playing on the radio
Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : Get the ambulance, Anaconda by Nicki Minaj is playing on the radio!
Hospital : Oh brother
You got a B in math
Kid:calls hospital
Hospital:what’s your emergency
Kid:I got a b in math and b is for beating u have to help
My ass is deformed
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? You are having sex
? You're watching porn
The Contenders
You didn't know the hospitals number
You're about to wash your clothes
Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : I'm washing my dirty undies!
Hospital : Really?
You feel like calling the hospital
You are calling your friend
You're lonely
To make sure they're doing okay
You stubbed your toe
To ask if you can make OnlyFans content with the secretary
To complain that the Fruit of the Loom logo doesn't have a cornucopia
You stepped on a lego brick
To tell them a joke
You kissed a girl but didn't like it
The police station was closed
For a small cut
You pooped your pants
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