Top 10 Best Things to Say After You FartLetting loose a massive duck call can be a mortifying experience, or it can be amazing. You just have to own it. And what better way to take control of the situation than to have that perfect one-liner ready to let rip.
Hmm, that's a stumper
So they will not
*Farts loud in the middle of class* "All things must pass".
That's very funny
Is that the Meg from Phantom of the Opera? Oh my gosh, Meg, you need to warm up your voice a bit...
Ha I love family guy
I hate meg swell
My farts are very esoteric. It's not my fault that you can't understand their brilliance. Admittedly, I'm dumbfounded half the time myself.
The amount of knowledge that hs been shared by the toothless one over the years is mind-blowing!
I can't wait to be bakin' up some cookies for my dearest family members during a road trip...
And then everyone in earshot takes a big hopeful whiff.
Replace cookies with popcorn for a fun little variant.
Did those cookies come from the garbage?
Haha! I love this! It's just the matter-of-fact tone you use when everyone is staring at you, while their jaw drags on the floor. Very, very funny.
Love this list.
Classic Jim Carrey. Just make sure you can pull it off and that others are old enough to get the reference.
Ha ha! Best way to not getting yourself ridiculed!
A very matter of fact excuse for why things are escaping from your bottom.
Summon you best Will Ferrell from Elf where he unleashes a righteous belch after chugging an entire 2 liter bottle of cola. Except this time don't count on the little kid sitting next to you to be smiling.
Might result in a few blank stares, but sometime that is the risk of such exquisite high-brow humor.
Yes! I don't think many people would get this one unless they ride quads, motorcycles, dirtbikes, or anything like that, but it's very amusing!
Only for the most liquid of farts may you embarrass yourself with this.
We all know it's true!
Replace China with on the moon for a fun little variation.
Must of been a big one
Guy at work did this. Holly was disgusted.
Of course, not applicable if you release a squeaker. Feel free to modify to fit the situation and speaker.
Or higher if you did a squeaky!
Fat Bastard from Goldmember. Make sure you have the monologue memorized, complete with accent, inflection, and timing. Once you start you have to finish. There wasn't enough space to add the entire thing so look it up. Gotta start with "It did sound a little wet" and end with "That, plus crap." If you don't have them rolling in the isles, either they have absolutely no sense of humor or you did it wrong because this is gold.
HA! Oh man, this, this is a classic. One of the best fart scenes in a movie ever, and if you can pull this off, you are AWESOME!