Top Ten Ways to Annoy Short People

The Top Ten
1 Get down on your knees and look at them eye-to-eye

I had a classmate in first grade who really disliked me and called me names. I should do this when I see him, because I'm two feet taller than him, at the very least.

I did this to someone I knew who was 5'0". And I'm 6'4". He wasn't, how shall I put it, happy.

Gee, I'm laughing at this so hard and I'm short myself!

I would punch someone... if I could reach...

2 Buy them things (chairs, tables, etc.) which are designed for kids

I couldn't help having a little giggle. No offense shorter people.

My dad still gets me kids clothes and they fit! Thanks for reminding me dad

Elric would be VERY dissatisfied with this list.

3 Say "Can you reach that for me?"
4 Say "How's the weather at that altitude?"

I think this would be funnier to say to a tall person.

This is hilarious. Short people would be angry

No say this "How's the weather down there? "

It's cruel to say in short people.

5 Dangle something above them if they ask you for something

I remember when I was 4 years old and someone who was something like 5 years older did it to me. He may still be taller than me today, but it's unlikely, and I would certainly love to do the same thing again.

Some white kid tried being racist and dangled a chicken nugget over me during kindergarten.

There is a home video of me as a toddler where my mom was dangling a piece of lo men noodle above me at a restaurant in Philadelphia's Chinatown.


6 Offer them piggyback rides

That'll be fun. The good thing about weighing 83 lb is that no one struggle when they give me a piggyback ride.

7 Say "Come here," and when they are halfway there, say "Are you tired yet?"

This is the best one here. Haha! And didn't knew that collaborations are done at TheTopTens. This is the first time I'm seeing one. I wish I could try one too!
Great list Positron and CG!

I'm quite short, and I am quite fast. Well, I used to be (I still am. Just not as fast as I used to be.) My endurance was much better than it is now. I need exercise.

Well I am pretty fast and energetic so I won't feel tired.

Haha! Love this pos and CG! I end up jogging beside tall people who walk with long strides. I take five steps to every two of theirs! It's a good job I'm fit!

8 Put your arm on them like an armrest

How about just treat them like a normal person cause that's exactly what we are. That's right we. I am a dwarf who is losing all faith in one day living an average life without multiple people treating me like I'm a piece of furniture (armrest) or that I am any less than them because I stand two feet shorter than the average person. Get a clue people, and sure you may say "it's just a joke" but just think about how many times this happens to us on a daily basis. MY LIFE IS NOT A JOKE FOR YOU. Learn some respect.

Do this to every one your height as well. It's a sign of friendship. We are willing to put our trust in you to support our arms. Isn't that cool to think about?

I agree, this pisses me off when people do it to me. Please, don't do this to us short people. It starts hurting with you boney armed people.

Everyone is taller then me and I hate it when people do this.

9 If they go to sit down ask if they need a booster seat

This is disgusting

10 When you are talking to them, glance around as if you cannot see them, like they are too small to be seen

I absolutely hate it when those giants in my class who are nearly 1.5X my height do this to me.

And that's the point in time when shorty decides to kick you in the shins.

The Contenders
11 Crane your neck down at them like a flamingo
12 Call them short
13 Call them an "Over-sized mouse"

This is annoying. People can't get it through their heads that we are over-sized HUMANOID mice, not basic over-sized mice. Gawd. (Note obvious sarcasm)

This one is hilarious! Must be higher in this list.

I'm short but this is one cool lost.

Haha this one is funny

14 Call them each of the 7 dwarfs
15 Say "I can't hear you from all the way down there midget"
16 Pat them on the head
17 Pick them up and say, "Now can you touch the top of that dime?"

I'm the one that posted those other to comments on this item and I was just joking those things didn't really happen. Me and my dad are tall enough to do that to both of those little guys but we are nice so we wouldn't do that.

That guy tried to be rude and do this to my dad and said he would do this and walked up talking rude to my dad but my dad lifted him up and did this and told him off.

Again I posted all of these comments and was just joking this stuff didn't happen my dad is tall and so am I.

Once again those comments I made are fake cause if they really did that stuff my dad would lift them and whup them.

18 Pee on them
19 Hit them

I like assaulting short people.

20 Put an elf hat on them

It would looked good on them!

21 Call them Fun Sized
22 Call Them Lucas

I like assaulting people named Lucas.

23 Ask them to get something on a high shelf

This really annoys me. Like, do you really expect me to reveal my secret identity as a tiny ninja just to get you something? No!

24 Tip toe over them and bend down, making them bend back

Did this to my little brother and he felt short!

25 Stand next to them

When tall or even average sized people stand next to a short person, it makes the short person feel even shorter.

Huh? I don't get it. Can someone please explain this?

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