Top 10 Ways to Annoy Short People

I had a classmate in first grade who really disliked me and called me names. I should do this when I see him because I'm at least two feet taller than he is.

I did this to someone I knew who was 5'0", and I'm 6'4". He wasn't, how shall I put it, happy.

Gee, I'm laughing at this so hard, and I'm short myself!

I couldn't help having a little giggle. No offense, shorter people.

My dad still gets me kids' clothes, and they fit! Thanks for reminding me, Dad.

I think this would be funnier to say to a tall person.

This is hilarious. Short people would be angry.

No, say this: "How's the weather down there?"

I remember when I was 4 years old, someone about 5 years older did this to me. He may still be taller than me today, but it's unlikely, and I would certainly love to do the same thing again.

There is a home video of me as a toddler where my mom was dangling a piece of lo mein noodle above me at a restaurant in Philadelphia's Chinatown.

I am human, not a puppy!

That'll be fun. The good thing about weighing 83 lbs is that no one struggles when they give me a piggyback ride.

I'm quite short, and I am quite fast. Well, I used to be. I still am, just not as fast as I used to be. My endurance was much better than it is now. I need exercise.

This is the best one here. Haha! I didn't know that collaborations are done at TheTopTens. This is the first time I'm seeing one. I wish I could try one too!

Great list, Positron and CG!

Well, I am pretty fast and energetic, so I won't feel tired.

Do this to everyone your height as well. It's a sign of friendship. We are willing to put our trust in you to support our arms. Isn't that cool to think about?

I agree. This annoys me when people do it to me. Please, don't do this to us short people. It starts hurting with you bony-armed people.

Everyone is taller than me, and I hate it when people do this.

I absolutely hate it when those giants in my class, who are nearly 1.5 times my height, do this to me.

And that's the point in time when shorty decides to kick you in the shins.

This is annoying. People can't get it through their heads that we are oversized humanoid mice, not basic oversized mice. (Note obvious sarcasm.)

This one is hilarious! It must be higher on this list.

I'm short, but this is one cool list.

This really annoys me. Like, do you really expect me to reveal my secret identity as a tiny ninja just to get you something? No!

Today on the bus, I felt something brush my shoulder, and there was this tiny woman there. She seemed personally offended by my presence in that space. It was a crowded bus, so she was forced to stand there, looking into my shoulder for the next 30 minutes. Served her right. She was probably about 4'6.

When tall or even average-sized people stand next to a short person, it makes the short person feel even shorter.

Did this to my little brother, and he felt short!

Yes! I've been dying to find something mean as revenge to this really short brat!