Top 10 Funniest Conspiracy Theories that Don't Exist
What are some hilarious conspiracy theories you can come up with that don't exist? (Notice that this is for COMEDY only. I am not trying to offend anybody, and if I unintentionally do then I apologize.)
This would be funny, but also kind of saddening knowing that your parents have just been sand all your life.
All hail the magic coffee tables! Peace come to the mighty Tablans!
I'm sorry, wall! I didn't mean to badmouth your organisation. Don't crush me!
So THAT'S why there's a hole in the wall of my apartment building!
But I thought I was part of the Illuminati...
Mwahaha! Fear me! ...And every other TopTenner on the site but you. Because... reasons, I guess?
It's just like in the movies. I will tell you my whole evil plan and life story (why? Because I am a villain), and you kill me while I am doing it.
Maybe the high-ranking users are part of it. You ever notice they don't tell their success stories other than, "Work hard, do good"?
If this happens, I would just go out with lots of bowls and collect the food for my family. The world may be under attack, but at least we are full.
Oh no! Not the cheese! Anything but the cheese. It burns!
Stop cat discrimination, please!
Bah, who needs logic and evidence when you can have ketchup skin?
What dictionary? What language, and why? Meh, who cares? Aliens rule all.
I can understand that the first part is actually kind of believable (I watch Vsauce videos), but come on, it's McDonald's! Why would they want to stage the life of the public, and how?
How would you know your life was staged if you were just born?
Mm! Just imagine what a sandwich, especially a sacred one, will taste like!
That means we are all vampires. Okay, keeps sipping the blood of sky-dwelling food.
I have put my hand through plenty of cobwebs. Does that mean that I am in another dimension now?
I've been through a lot of dimensions then.
The Newcomers
Hey, I mean it's possible. Not saying that they'd find it good representation, but still, it can't be ruled out.
I'm tired a lot. Does that mean my head is constantly a sandwich?
Wouldn't it be so funny to be walking in the savannah when suddenly you see a random Elmo's Potty Time book?