Top 10 Most Hilarious Made-Up Acronyms
For those who don't know, an acronym is something like YOLO, BAE, or LOL.
(God, I feel stupid for saying those.)
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Seven Crappy Hours of Our Lives (SCHOOL)
For some, it's the seven crappy hours. For others, it's the seven celebrated hours. I guess only a rare few belong to the celebrated category.
Don't get me wrong, I love learning and school most of the time, but this could not be more accurate.
Whoever called it "school" is a genius.
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People Owning Rocky Nuts (PORN)
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Frankly, a Really Annoying, Ginormous Embarrassment (FARAGE)
I'm not even British, but this deserves to be number one.
This is the most accurate acronym in history.
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Mental Abuse to Humans (MATH)
Actually, math sharpens the mind. But heck with it, this is funny, so screw logic.
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Personal Excruciation (P.E.)
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Fans Really Obsessed, Zany, Excessively Nasty (FROZEN)
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Massively Irritating, Nonsensical, Awful Joke (MINAJ)
This may be a better way of describing her than the "Stupid Hoe" song!
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Seriously Evil Love for Images Excessively (SELFIE)
Why are people so obsessed with themselves?
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I Paid Hundreds Over Nothing Extraordinary (IPHONE)
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Boy's Annoying Low-Life Stick (BALLS)
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Total Extremely Sadistic Torment (TEST)
Maybe a funnier name would be "Teachers Enforcing Sadistic Torment."
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Disgusting, Dreadful, Legitimate Garbage (DDLG)
I made this up, and I added this to the list. I'm referring to the "song."
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A Mighty, Entertaining, Rattling, Inscrutable Country. Awesome! (AMERICA)
Apologies to any American users, but this made me laugh.
Those are all just adjectives.
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Ultimate Kick in Pants (UKIP)
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Bitchy Idiotic Evil Bloody Extra Retard (BIEBER)
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The Racist Unfortunately Made President (TRUMP)
Writing this in late 2015, hoping it becomes invalid by next year.
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Hearing It Pointless, Hate Obstreperous Prats (HIP HOP)
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Why Are Stingy People Subsisting? (WASPS)
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Junior Educated Rich Kid (JERK)
This reminds me of someone I know. They call themselves both of the above. And he's one of the nicest people I know, even if he doesn't love me.
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Potentially Using Great Acronyms (PUGA)
Hey, this one is awesome!
It's so accurate.
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Every Villain Is Lemons (EVIL)
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People Order Our Patties (POOP)
If you don't remember this, you had no childhood.
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Half of My Energy Wasted on Random Knowledge (HOMEWORK)
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Rarely Original Mirth, Cheesy Old Misery (ROM-COM)
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Boring, Really Overrated Nuisance Yappers (BRONY)
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The Horrible Evil Menace (THEM)
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Crappy, Horrible, Racist, Idiotic, Stupid, Cancerous, Hateful, Awful Nuisance (CHRIS CHAN)