Top 10 Reasons Why Montypython Will Join the Knights Who Say "Ni"

I will soon become one of the keepers of the sacred words!
Ni!
Ping!
And Neewom!

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The Top Ten

1 The willing to gain power just by saying "Ni"

2 The sudden urge to obtain a shrubbery that looks nice and not too expensive

3 To face bloody peasants in the woods and kill them if they do not appease me

4 To say "icky icky icky icky ptang zoomp boing"

5 To have people coward over me and my fellow Knights of Ni, so they'll do thy bidding of obtaining a shrubbery

6 To obtain a shrubbery that has a little path

7 To make people who coward before me cut down trees with herrings

8 To inform people not to say the word the Knights of Ni fear

Do not speak it! AGH, I JUST SAID THE WORD!

9 To inform people that the word the Knights of Ni coward over is not "Is"

You wouldn't get very far in life without hearing the word "is".

10 To inform people to find more than one shrubbery