Top Ten Reasons Why Positronwildhawk Is Better Than One Direction

This is an accurate list, but a silly idea for one.

Awesome and perfection lies in him.
Most of all he loves science and science lovers are always brilliant.

He loves science and so he is awesome.
But what makes him unique is his behaviour and quality.

He's introduced me to a load of new stuff.

He does have good taste in music!

PositronWildhawk is a cool, creative username. One Direction sounds like a car wash company.

And that's what makes me beautiful!

What do we call his fanbase? Obviously not "posers".

At least his fanbase doesn't idolize his puke.

And I love my fanbase, for doing a lot for me!

His fanbase is awesome! No lying here!

If One Direction had a TopTens account I would kick them off the site as soon as possible.

Being a TopTenner isn't enough for you to be a good person. You still have to hafe 1D and Nicki Minaj first.

I don't even know how he looks like.