Top Ten Embarrassing Things Your Boy / Girlfriend's Parents Could Do When You are Introduced to Them for the First Time

Don't worry people, whatever expectations you have of your boy / girlfriend's parents, it's twice as bad in reality. Muhaha. Good luck....
The Top Ten
1 Sit and stare at you

Me: hi
My boyfriend's parents: hi, it's nice to finally meet you
*conversation goes on*
Me: so, what have you been looking forward to lately?
* I notice my boyfriend's parents are staring at me*
My boyfriend: blah, blah, blah...
*I act really awkward and my boyfriend's parents have made up their mind. That I'm a psycho, and if he stays with me any longer, he'll become a psycho too! And not just any psycho, a homeless psycho, who's is gonna die soon and never be the success they wanted him to be*

You can almost hear their brain ticking away; analysing you, judging you. Or it could be that they just like to look at you...

2 Get you involved in a sing-a-long

Yep. I can just imagine having to take my gf to the prom and when I come to pick her up, there's the awkward meeting of her parents. I would either have a nervous breakdown or be extremely relieved if this happened to me

"Oh...knees up Muvva Bran, knees up Muvva Bran...Cam on, love, join in...! "
Don't worry this will only happen if they decide they like you ( you)

I would just change the song to Garden.

3 Drag out baby photos of their beloved son / daughter

One of four things will usually happen. She will tag along and make it worse, get awkward and give a blank stare, or stick up a little for you in a nice way, or just laugh

Mom: "Let me show you my Billy's sonographs. Oh look! See his cute little thing? "
Girlfriend: "Yes, I have. Funny the way some things never change."

4 Fart

Embarrassing, yes, but it's another sign that they like you. It means they're spreading love! Embrace it!

5 Ask about your past relationships and why they failed

"Well, you see, Mr. and Mrs. Dingleberry..."
"That's Winkelberg."
"Whatever. When I get stressed, I have to put my underwear on my head and munch on my toes 'til I feel better. That's how I met your sweet daughter, Cutter..."
"That's Cathy."
"Whatever... down at the Institute for the Very, Very Nervous. This time, it's for keeps. Or until one of us bleeds out."

That comment is so so funny!

6 Tell you to "be safe" *wink wink*

This one is just too old now...

7 Invite the neighbours round to have a good old look at you

"Hey Gladys! Come have a look at my son's girlfriend! Isn't her skirt short?" Once had that happen to me...

8 Ask you if you have a brother / sister for their son / daughter
9 Wipe your chin for you after soup dribble
10 Ask if you are "in trouble"
The Contenders
11 Say you can't have a boy/girlfriend
12 Ask if you are having sex
13 Hit you
14 Ask your boyfriend, "when are you going to take my daughter up the aisle?"
15 Yell at you
16 Tell her all the stupid things you have done
17 Accuse you of taking him/her away from them
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