Top Ten Strangest Things to Bring with You on a First Date
Did I bring my identical twin, or did my identical twin bring me?
They're after me...they're coming to get me...I can never be too careful...so, that's a pretty necklace...
Oh no it was just an accident you know...
Haha, this would be a very promising first date.
Reminds me of that one Father Ted episode with all the rabbits.
That's a true story! As we were students and had no cars, one of my best friends had a pancake pan in her (not so little) purse for a first date with a guy she didn't know well. She was a little bit suspicious and thought that if the guy was a nutcase, she would have something to defend herself with. Finally the pancake pan helped her on her way home that same evening, to chase away an exhibitionist... a big city can become a battlefield for a girl alone in the night!
Date: Why do you have a weight loss book?
Man: So that way you (the date) can loose weight before we can date.
Date: (Throws a drink on the dates face) I hope you stay single for the rest of your life (walks out the door).
... what can I say ... HI MUM