Top Ten Worst Presents to Give to Your Boyfriend's/Girlfriend's Parents When First Meeting Them

The Top Ten
1 A Nude Picture of Your Mother
2 Some Crack Rocks
3 A Gun
4 A Poster of a Mug Shot Of You
5 A Prostitute
6 Sex Toys
7 A Porn Movie DVD
8 A Hippopotamus
9 Donald Trump Wig
10 A Severed Head

I feel that this was overlooked on the original remix.

The Contenders
11 Real Poop
12 Skeletons
13 A Sabotaged Car

I am imagining this as part of an evil scheme to get their inheritance.

14 Tickets to a Soulja Boy Concert
15 A Fanboy and Chum Chum DVD
16 William Shatner's Toupee
17 Fake Vomit
18 Real Vomit

I think this is worse than fake vomit.

19 Whoopee Cushion
20 Fake Poop
21 A Snake
22 A Water Balloon
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25 A Thong
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