Top Ten Best Responses for When People Ask Why You Aren't Married

The Top Ten

1 Well, I recently went to the doctor and they found out that I'm... deathly allergic to marriage

2 My ex scarred me for life, and I don't want to go through that again

3 I don't know how

4 I will as soon as this court order is lifted

5 I already have a dog/cat

Who needs to get married when you have pets? Lol, definitely gonna be my excuse

6 I'm introverted

7 My therapist says it's bad for my sanity

8 I can't take any more heartbreak after being rejected

9 Did you know nearly two thirds of marriages end in divorce?

10 It's not legal in my country

The Contenders

11 I keep forgetting to

Lol, nice. *sarcasm* Oops!

12 It stops the aging process

13 Can't find anyone mad enough

14 Huh?

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