Top 10 Worst Football (Soccer) National Teams

We always hear about the best in the world, but rarely about those sides that feature towards the lower end of the FIFA rankings. However the rankings aren’t always correct with how good a team actually is, and is calculated with points on which teams you play, the competition and the result. An example is Switzerland, who sit in 8th place in the rankings, whilst France are in 20th. Although most other countries are happy to see France so far down the list, it is a clear misguided table on how good each nation actually is. Looking at the wrong end of the scale, mostly not in the FIFA rankings at all, here is a list of the 10 worst national sides.
The Top Ten
1 Kiribati

As of June 2012, Kiribati has lost all ten of their games. They lost twice against Papua New Guinea, three times against Fiji, once against Tuvalu, once against Solomon Islands, once against Vanuatu, once against Cook Islands and once against Tahiti.

For who doesn't known Kiribati is just bunch of really small islands located at pacific ocean

How can you expect a country no bigger than a peanut to be any good at football

Kiribati has played just 10 times. Losing all 10 matches, their results pose for interesting reading. All their games came in the pacific games. They played twice in 1979 losing a combined 37-0, with their heaviest defeat against host nation Fiji 24-0. Their last run in the competition in 2011 was a little better for them losing back to back 17-1 Tahiti and Papa New Guinea, with a closely fought 3-0 loss to the Cook Islands. An impressive 123 goals let in, in just 10 games. A country you must go and see if you are a neutral. Well, I’m not sure how many of the Islands 100,000 residents would actually see this.

2 Eastern Samoa (American Samoa)

The only reason Eastern Samoa are placed so high on the list, is because they have actually won a few more games than the others below it. From 42 games, they have managed 2 wins. Yes, that’s more than San Marino, but they are this low because as any avid football fan will remember, they were on the end of the biggest international defeat in April 2001. Coming off the back of an 8-0 loss Western Samoa, they went into the game against Australia with little hope. They lost by an incredible 31-0, with Australian Archie Thompson scoring 13 times for his country (Making him appear a world beater by his stats alone). Things have gotten far better for Eastern Samoa though. In their last 3 games they have conceded just once in each winning one, drawing one and losing the other. Surprising to say 95% of the country is obese. At least they are number one in something.

31-0 to Australia? That's unimaginable. How can a Island with so many wars and tiny tiny territory can even win a team? It isn't fair for this team to play soccer.

Eastern Samoa are so cool they once gave 1 million dollars to Poland for nothing just for fun

Got absolutely wrecked to Australia and are a joke, don't even know hoe to play!

3 United States

They call Football Soccer. They don't know the real name. They confuse it with rugby. Terrible at football. Just good at Basketball and Baseball.

I doubt most of them even know how the sport works. They probably don't know how the offside rule works.

You know their teams gonna be bad when they think that soccer and football are the EXACT same thing

They reached farther than group stages in recent years... They aren't worst than England anyway...

4 Palau

Don't even know who he is but he probably sucks so much that Dempsey could score 1,000,000,000 goals in one day against Palau and his goaly!

What?! Does Palau play soccer

Only 2000 people live there and they have a natioal team!

Palau rice am I right

5 England

In terms of expectation vs. reality, England is quite easily the worst of the bunch. In every major tournament, they come in with lofty expectations of making the semi-finals, but more often than not, they crash and burn to a team with passion. The England team hasn't put in a decent performance at a major competition since the 1996 Euros, and really shouldn't be expected to considering how little the team seems to care about their nation. In addition, the fans are delusional, as well as, although it has improved, a track record of hooliganism. It also appears as though all England fans love to bash the US, when, in reality, we have consistently outperformed them when it matters most.

I don't actually know how to comment without voting, but just hear me out. England is not an amazing football team, that much is obvious. However saying that they are the 5th worst football nation in the world, is utterly misguided. I admit, I am English, but that does not change facts. England can not compete with top tier countries, but they are certainly not the fifth worst football nation in the world.

The usa never even qualified for the 2018 world cup and in the process lost to Trinidad and Tobago. TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO OF ALL COUNTRIES! Where as England made it through to the semi finals. I get that most comments where before the world cup but seriously you guys don't have room to talk in terms of world cup recent history

Come on! England has not only qualified for the semifinals of a world cup but won the world cup some time in the nineteens. They couldn't be that bad. I think they are even better than Nigeria

6 Bhutan

Of course bhutan has lossed much game but remember they are improving. And when they improve, they win by heart not by skill so hats off to bhutan and the dragon people

The only nation to lose against India, yes India!

Michael carrick would eat bhutan for breakfast

Bhutan you will be like India losing every game

7 Saint Pierre and Miquelon

With the smallest population on the list, just 5,774 inhabitants, it was always going to be difficult for this little self-governing French territory. They have played just 7 games as a nation and all since 2010 in the French Territory Cup. Their results are impressive though. They have scored just 2, whilst allowing their opponents 78 goals. An average of 10.1 conceded per game. Jose Mourinho would have a tough time with this nation. Their smallest loss to date is a 7-0 to French Guiana, whilst their largest a 16-1 defeat to New Caledonia. Still, least they scored. With the islands 3 airports, at least they can escape the brutality of their defeats once they are over.

Where the flip is that

They never won!

8 Vatican City

Who even plays for the Vatican. The Vatican only has 800 residents and nearly all of them have a job related to religion like a cardinal or a bishop and even a pope.

How can they even create a soccer team when they have like 1k people living in there?

They played against Monaco on more than one occasion I think

They are not even a member of FIFA!

9 Micronesia

The u-23 sucks losing 46-0 and 38-0 in just two games worst team ever hardly winning a match

They reaaally suck.They lost to three teams by more than 30 - 0 and had more than 100 goals conceded on just three games!

They are tiny 'micro'nesia

Get rekt. Lost 38 to 0

10 Tonga

Tonga is another small nation in the OFC that will probably never qualify for the World Cup. With a population of around 100k the island nation doesn't have a huge population to choose from. Tonga once lost to Australia 22-0. AKA they suck

They are currently tied for the worst national team in the FIFA rankings.

They are ranked last, I'm surprised that they have a team.

I mean, last place team, what more to say?

The Contenders
11 Argentina

Yeah your exactly right Argentina are a gun team, almost beating Germany in the World Cup and who doesn't know Messi best soccer player in the world and plays for the Argentinian soccer national team!

LoL. Argentina are ranked 1st in Fifa rankings, They have won two world cups, 12 copa Americas, they have got the most points in copa America. I think u are jealous of them that's why you have put them here. oh, they have world's best player Messi

They think they are better then every other national team because they have Messi, and half the time messi is only good when there are other good players with him..

What the heck is the person thinking putting Argentina here. Just because they lost the world cup doesn't mean they suck! And they have Messi.

12 Pohnpei State's National Team

You guys are way too funny. I had not laughed this much in a very long time.

There just a stupid team playing like there going mad

Stop saying teams are not the best

This is rubbish than england

13 South Korea

South Korea is the team that tries to cheat, and gets pissed whenever they get caught.

Heung-min Son is one of my favorite players right now. Korea doesn't belong in the Top 20.

South Korea isn't bad I think there a pretty good team

They wish they would have beat Italy and Spain fairly in 2002.

14 Ireland

Ireland isn't bad they even have the soccer club celtic which is a pro team

Ireland may not be the best team but I don't think they are this bad

I'm Irish and were on a good unbeaten streak and were top of our world cup qf group so go ye know urself

You idiot Ireland is actually pretty good!

15 Indonesia

FIFA gave a penalty. They can't play anymore

They have never won any title in last 5 years

FIFA gave them a red card

Hahaaahahaaha ha ha ha

16 San Marino

Fun Fact: San Marino has only 1 win (1-0 Liechtenstein in 2004), 4 draws (Turkey 1993, Latvia 2001, Liechtenstein 2003, and Estonia 2014) and lost many other games.

They lost like 8-0 against England.
Why the heck are the Netherlands & Argentina on this list

The tied Estonia and only scored after 30 seconds like Dempsey against Dempsey

Their only win was against Liechtenstein where they won 1-0

17 Niue

They have a team?

18 Iraq

I think this opinion is good

19 Somalia

People who act like this are a disgrace and should not be banned because they are incapable of showing sportsmanship.

It's 205th above many

20 Nauru

Bad forwards, bad midfields, bad goalkeeper and bad back people

There a island that knows nothing about football

They play football?

they do not have a national team

21 Iran

Iran is by far in my opinion the best team in asia. Don't believe me? Search it up

They are the worst if don't know how they made it to the World Cup

Iran is not a perfect team but not worst team in world

22 Anguilla

With a population of 15,000 people, Anguilla should be proud of being above 6 other countries. They have won 3 times in their 48 outings as a national side. Their last win was as recent as 2010, in a Caribbean Cup fixture against Saint Martin 2-1. They have had a few big loses, with their biggest being a 14-0 loss back in 1998 to Guyana. For an island that is 16 miles long, and just 3 miles wide, their stats are far more impressive than they appear.

Ranked 210th in FIFA ranking

worse in fifa ranking

23 Tibet

I don't think they have a football team

You don't even know this

Not even a country...

What is this Country?

24 Kosovo

Why would a Serbian province be a national team?

Not even an official soccer team!

Really are you kidding with population 90 % albanian he is a Albanian province so keep dreaming bye bye

25 Turks and the Caicos Islands

No because billy Forbes plays for them

No way

Turks and the Caicos have been described as the worst team in the world on more than one occasion. They sit joint bottom of the FIFA Rankings with two other sides on this list with 0 points. This island paradise in the Bahamas chain hasn’t played a game since 2011, but that hasn’t stopped for teacher from England Matthew Green attempting to get them off the bottom. Their last win was in 2008 against St. Lucia. They have only played 14 games, whilst winning 2 have scored 8 and conceded 51. As an island, they are more interested in Cricket, but we’re more interested in their capital, Cockburn Town (How childish).

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