Top Ten Best Things to Do for Positronwildhawk's Birthday

Pos already know just how much I and everyone appreciates him. He's lovely. Happy birthday, Pos!

That would probably make him very happy.

You will never succeed at this. And especially since my birthday is when I most expect it. More even than an April Fool.

Ohh I had a good prank for one of my friends, but I'm a boy, and I didn't know what lesbian meant so... yeah that turned out weird.

I'm sure some people on here would love to do that.

Well, that would be something I would like to do, but I'll just keep on dreaming...

He'd probably give you a lengthy dissertation about the Fermi paradox and multiverses with unrecognizable words littering each sentence. It would indecipherable and awesome.

Happy birthday, buddy!

If I did this, expect to be waiting a couple hours.

I think about 500 in that category already exist. Happy birthday, Pos!

Now, I may love my bacon sandwich, but bacon and cake should be two separate things.

Can I have a McLaren P1 filled to the brim with kittens? With enough air to go around, of course.

If only my cat has the ability to give birth to kittens...

If I get another one. I love kittens!

We can hire Luigi to vacuum out any ghosts.

Yes, there are multiple volumes.

Way ahead of you; I burnt a lot of calories getting to the college party.

Everyone loves cheese! Oh, maybe one exception here?