Reasons to Eat Positronwildhawk's Sausage
The Top Ten
1 The sausage is big and juicy
Much as I love the guy, I don't think I want anything to do with his *ahem* big juicy sausage.
This list sounds wrong... in more ways than I can think.
You won't want to eat it after watching Sausage Party
Of course you are reffering to the sausage put in hot dogs...
2 It will make you grow a mustache
Excellent! Just what I've always wanted.
3 The sausage was from England
4 Queen Elizabeth liked that sausage
5 It is an apple sausage
6 It is yummy
7 Sausages are good for you
8 The sausage is a rebel
9 It is part of an English breakfast
10 It is shaped like a worm
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