Worst Things for a Male to Say When Meeting His Girlfriend's Parents for the First TimeYes, it's a nerve-wracking experience which is why you might want to avoid saying anything on this list...
The Top Ten
Want to get your head cut off, and get hung on the wall as an antique? Go right ahead and say this to them.
Might wanna get out of the house before her father calls the cops on you.
Don't SAY THAT!
Yeahh... Can't say I disagree.
Be it on your own head. Just don't say Britgirl didn't try and warn you!
well mine is on my face so everyone has seen it, I mean it's large, you can't miss it, so this would be fine to say to my parent's,
IF YOU SAY THAT YER GIRL FRIEND MAY think you are cheating on her
Uh...do I want to know what this means? No, not really.
This can make your head to be cut off
You'd be in through the front door and out through the back window. - Britgirl
...because I'd pay anything to have her.
This doesn't sound like prostitution at all o_O
Oh my God! Absolutely do not say that! Not if you value the friendship you have with your kneecaps anyway! - Britgirl
How about "Her Sister's in a similar price bracket, right? " - PositronWildhawk
YEAH DO NOT SAY THAT. THEY AND HER WILL JUST THINK YOU ARE JUST THERE TO SEE HER SISTER
Ha! I think I've seen this one somewhere before... Funny but indeed one of the worst things to say. - Britgirl
SHE LOVES PRETENDING TO BE A POTATO! - PositronWildhawk
If you said this her dad would probably punch you in the face
Horrible thing to say - BigBrotherSucks
I hope nobody says this...
This one's laugh out loud funny. :D
Why, thank you for noticing. They're the most manly implants in the world.
Hello. I'm not against roughly-spoken men but it might be an idea NOT to greet my Father quite so informally. "SIR" would do. Haha! - Britgirl
Britgirl - I can't ever imagine you bringing home someone as rough-spoken as this to meet your family!
Only say this if you've spoken on the phone several times beforehand. - IronSabbathPriest
Probably best to be a LITTLE more respectful? - Britgirl
I actually don't know what an "orgy" is and have a feeling that since it's on a lot of cards in "cards against humanity" that I don't want to know.
I was at one time.