Worst Things for a Male to Say When Meeting His Girlfriend's Parents for the First TimeBritgirl Yes, it's a nerve-wracking experience which is why you might want to avoid saying anything on this list...
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Be it on your own head. Just don't say Britgirl didn't try and warn you! - Britgirl
Want to get your head cut off, and get hung on the wall as an antique? Go right ahead and say this to them. - Crysis
Might wanna get out of the house before her father calls the cops on you. - ethanmeinster
Don't SAY THAT!
You had s** with her before marriage? And the parents don't even know you and would definitely not have permitted this? This is totally the worst things to say. This and the wife in the car thing are the worst. But 'She's pregnant' is totally the worst. You knocked her up! You had s** with her! You might have done it to her against her will: rap** her. That's terrible. I'd die and kill my boyfriend too!V 1 Comment
IF YOU SAY THAT YER GIRL FRIEND MAY think you are cheating on her
LOL! - Canuck101
This can make your head to be cut off
You'd be in through the front door and out through the back window. - Britgirl
Oh my God! Absolutely do not say that! Not if you value the friendship you have with your kneecaps anyway! - Britgirl
How about "Her Sister's in a similar price bracket, right? " - PositronWildhawk
YEAH DO NOT SAY THAT. THEY AND HER WILL JUST THINK YOU ARE JUST THERE TO SEE HER SISTER
Horrible thing to say - BigBrotherSucks
...because I'd pay anything to have her.
SHE LOVES PRETENDING TO BE A POTATO! - PositronWildhawk
If you said this her dad would probably punch you in the face
This one's laugh out loud funny. :D - Britgirl
Hello. I'm not against roughly-spoken men but it might be an idea NOT to greet my Father quite so informally. "SIR" would do. Haha! - Britgirl
Britgirl - I can't ever imagine you bringing home someone as rough-spoken as this to meet your family!
Only say this if you've spoken on the phone several times beforehand. - IronSabbathPriest
What's so bad about this? It shows your trying to play it cool and that ypou can handle yourself, right?!?!? - HeavyDonkeyKongV 1 Comment
Any decent Father would kick his daughter's boyfriend's genitals so hard, he'd have to open his mouth to pee if he said this! - Britgirl
Just don't say that!
Well... Ir espect peoples opinions but you bette rnot shove your aggressive love down MY THROAT! In my opinion! - HeavyDonkeyKong
Ha! I think I've seen this one somewhere before... Funny but indeed one of the worst things to say. - Britgirl
Please, do not say that to her parents. We all know that Chris beat up Rihanna. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere
I hope nobody says this... - PositronWildhawk
Hmm...I don't think it will sink in, P.W. this isn't a person, this is mould, and it's spreading... - Britgirl
I have two words for the idiot who thinks this is funny. My demand is simple and easy to follow. Here goes.
G-O A-W-A-Y! - PositronWildhawk
You wouldn't find it on the list of Top Ten Things Parents Want To Hear From Their Daughter's Boyfriend's list... - Britgirl
Not too bad... There's always adoption right? Or no?...?...? - HeavyDonkeyKong
Why, thank you for noticing. They're the most manly implants in the world. - PositronWildhawk
Yup, this is it, this is the worst!
Don't ever say this to ANY parent.
She has some good songs but she ai't no role odel in my opinion lol. - HeavyDonkeyKong
I have a feeling that won't work out. - Rocko
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Top Remixes (7)
2. I might've knocked up your daughter
3. Can't stop long. Got the wife waiting for me in the car.
2. Can't stop long. Got the wife waiting for me in the car.
3. Haha! Yeah I've seen her birthmark. . .
2. She's pregnant
3. This is just a bit of fun really
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