Worst Things for a Male to Say When Meeting His Girlfriend's Parents for the First Time

Yes, it's a nerve-wracking experience which is why you might want to avoid saying anything on this list...

The Top Ten

Haha! Yeah, I've seen her birthmark

Be it on your own head. Just don't say Britgirl didn't try and warn you! - Britgirl

She's pregnant

Want to get your head cut off, and get hung on the wall as an antique? Go right ahead and say this to them. - Crysis

Might wanna get out of the house before her father calls the cops on you. - ethanmeinster

Don't SAY THAT!

Yeahh... Can't say I disagree. - Garythesnail

Can't stop long. Got the wife waiting for me in the car.

IF YOU SAY THAT YER GIRL FRIEND MAY think you are cheating on her

I might've knocked up your daughter

This can make your head to be cut off

This is just a bit of fun really

You'd be in through the front door and out through the back window. - Britgirl

Wow! How much is a gaff like THIS worth?!
I'm unemployed. Yeah, have been for... What. four years now?
Better not shake hands - I've got a hand fungus. Ain't been identified yet!
I thought you said your sister would be here...?


Oh my God! Absolutely do not say that! Not if you value the friendship you have with your kneecaps anyway! - Britgirl

How about "Her Sister's in a similar price bracket, right? " - PositronWildhawk

YEAH DO NOT SAY THAT. THEY AND HER WILL JUST THINK YOU ARE JUST THERE TO SEE HER SISTER

Big Brother is my favorite show

Horrible thing to say - BigBrotherSucks

The Contenders

So, how much you want for her?

...because I'd pay anything to have her.

Your daughter is incredible in the sack

SHE LOVES PRETENDING TO BE A POTATO! - PositronWildhawk

If you said this her dad would probably punch you in the face

What? My intentions? What're you going on about?!
I totally respect Amy. . Oh, sorry, Poppy? Lisa. . .?

This one's laugh out loud funny. :D - Britgirl

Alright, Dave, mate? You must be 'er old man


Hello. I'm not against roughly-spoken men but it might be an idea NOT to greet my Father quite so informally. "SIR" would do. Haha! - Britgirl

Britgirl - I can't ever imagine you bringing home someone as rough-spoken as this to meet your family!

Only say this if you've spoken on the phone several times beforehand. - IronSabbathPriest

Probably best to be a LITTLE more respectful? - Britgirl

Yeah, she's gonna be a great mother. I speak from her experience.
How many grandchildren do you want?
It was awkward first time. How about you when you first met?
Her sister's in a similar price bracket, right?

Ha! I think I've seen this one somewhere before... Funny but indeed one of the worst things to say. - Britgirl

Wanna see my tattoo?
I molested your daughter
Chris Brown is such a great role model. What he did to Rihanna was such a great idea. If I do it too, this will improve my relationship with my daughter.

Please, do not say that to her parents. We all know that Chris beat up Rihanna. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Is she on the pill?
Congratulations on being horrid weird old hags you stupid mindless pieces of vile

LMFAO

I hope you trained her as a personal waitress

I hope nobody says this... - PositronWildhawk

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