Worst Things for a Male to Say When Meeting His Girlfriend's Parents for the First Time

Yes, it's a nerve-wracking experience which is why you might want to avoid saying anything on this list...

The Top Ten Worst Things for a Male to Say When Meeting His Girlfriend's Parents for the First Time

1 Haha! Yeah, I've seen her birthmark

Be it on your own head. Just don't say Britgirl didn't try and warn you! - Britgirl

2 She's pregnant

Want to get your head cut off, and get hung on the wall as an antique? Go right ahead and say this to them. - Crysis

Might wanna get out of the house before her father calls the cops on you. - ethanmeinster


Yeahh... Can't say I disagree. - Garythesnail

3 Can't stop long. Got the wife waiting for me in the car.

IF YOU SAY THAT YER GIRL FRIEND MAY think you are cheating on her

4 I might've knocked up your daughter

This can make your head to be cut off

5 This is just a bit of fun really

You'd be in through the front door and out through the back window. - Britgirl

6 Wow! How much is a gaff like THIS worth?!
7 I'm unemployed. Yeah, have been for... What. four years now?
8 Better not shake hands - I've got a hand fungus. Ain't been identified yet!
9 I thought you said your sister would be here...?

Oh my God! Absolutely do not say that! Not if you value the friendship you have with your kneecaps anyway! - Britgirl

How about "Her Sister's in a similar price bracket, right? " - PositronWildhawk


10 Big Brother is my favorite show

Horrible thing to say - BigBrotherSucks

The Newcomers

? Yeah... Haven´t got a job...
? Yeah, we’ve been dating for a while, ever since we met at my wedding

The Contenders

11 So, how much you want for her?

...because I'd pay anything to have her.

12 Your daughter is incredible in the sack


If you said this her dad would probably punch you in the face

13 What? My intentions? What're you going on about?!
14 I totally respect Amy. . Oh, sorry, Poppy? Lisa. . .?

This one's laugh out loud funny. :D - Britgirl

15 Alright, Dave, mate? You must be 'er old man

Hello. I'm not against roughly-spoken men but it might be an idea NOT to greet my Father quite so informally. "SIR" would do. Haha! - Britgirl

Britgirl - I can't ever imagine you bringing home someone as rough-spoken as this to meet your family!

Only say this if you've spoken on the phone several times beforehand. - IronSabbathPriest

Probably best to be a LITTLE more respectful? - Britgirl

16 Yeah, she's gonna be a great mother. I speak from her experience.
17 How many grandchildren do you want?
18 It was awkward first time. How about you when you first met?
19 Her sister's in a similar price bracket, right?

Ha! I think I've seen this one somewhere before... Funny but indeed one of the worst things to say. - Britgirl

20 Wanna see my tattoo?
21 I molested your daughter
22 Chris Brown is such a great role model. What he did to Rihanna was such a great idea. If I do it too, this will improve my relationship with my daughter.

Please, do not say that to her parents. We all know that Chris beat up Rihanna. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

23 Is she on the pill?
24 Congratulations on being horrid weird old hags you stupid mindless pieces of vile


25 I hope you trained her as a personal waitress

I hope nobody says this... - PositronWildhawk

26 Oh... you ran over my little brother.
27 I'm sterile.

You wouldn't find it on the list of Top Ten Things Parents Want To Hear From Their Daughter's Boyfriend's list... - Britgirl

Not too bad... There's always adoption right? Or no?...?...? - HeavyDonkeyKong

28 Need to go back to the car. Kid in the backseat. Oh... it's been four whole hours?
29 Are those breast implants?

Why, thank you for noticing. They're the most manly implants in the world. - PositronWildhawk

30 I am a Nazi

Yup, this is it, this is the worst!

31 Your wife is such a bombshell
32 Hey can your daughter and I have sex in your bed
33 I used to be a girl
34 Let's have a giant orgy together
35 Your daughter's hot
36 Can I borrow your lube?
37 We just met Bill Cosby
38 Be good to your daughter
39 I videotaped your daughter
40 So... how are the kids...?

I have a feeling that won't work out. - Rocko

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