Worst Things for a Male to Say When Meeting His Girlfriend's Parents for the First Time

Yes, it's a nerve-wracking experience which is why you might want to avoid saying anything on this list...

The Top Ten

1 Haha! Yeah I've seen her birthmark. . .

Be it on your own head. Just don't say Britgirl didn't try and warn you! - Britgirl

2 She's pregnant

Want to get your head cut off, and get hung on the wall as an antique? Go right ahead and say this to them. - Crysis

Might wanna get out of the house before her father calls the cops on you. - ethanmeinster


Yeahh... Can't say I disagree. - Garythesnail

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3 Can't stop long. Got the wife waiting for me in the car.

IF YOU SAY THAT YER GIRL FRIEND MAY think you are cheating on her

LOL! - Canuck101

4 I might've knocked up your daughter

This can make your head to be cut off

5 Wow! How much is a gaff like THIS worth?!
6 This is just a bit of fun really

You'd be in through the front door and out through the back window. - Britgirl

7 I'm unemployed. Yeah, have been for. . . What. four years now?
8 Better not shake hands - I've got a hand fungus. Ain't been identified yet!
9 I thought you said your sister would be here. . .?

Oh my God! Absolutely do not say that! Not if you value the friendship you have with your kneecaps anyway! - Britgirl

How about "Her Sister's in a similar price bracket, right? " - PositronWildhawk


10 Big Brother is my favorite show

Horrible thing to say - BigBrotherSucks

The Contenders

11 So, how much you want for her?

...because I'd pay anything to have her.

12 Your daughter is incredible in the sack


If you said this her dad would probably punch you in the face

13 What? My intentions? What're you going on about?!
14 I Totally Respect Amy. . Oh, Sorry, Poppy? Lisa. . .?

This one's laugh out loud funny. :D - Britgirl

15 Alright, Dave, mate? You must be 'er old man

Hello. I'm not against roughly-spoken men but it might be an idea NOT to greet my Father quite so informally. "SIR" would do. Haha! - Britgirl

Britgirl - I can't ever imagine you bringing home someone as rough-spoken as this to meet your family!

Only say this if you've spoken on the phone several times beforehand. - IronSabbathPriest

Probably best to be a LITTLE more respectful? - Britgirl

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16 Yeah, she's gonna be a great mother. I speak from her experience.
17 How Many Grandchildren Do You Want?
18 It was awkward first time. How about you when you first met?
19 I'm a Belieber

Any decent Father would kick his daughter's boyfriend's genitals so hard, he'd have to open his mouth to pee if he said this! - Britgirl

Just don't say that!

Well... Ir espect peoples opinions but you bette rnot shove your aggressive love down MY THROAT! In my opinion! - HeavyDonkeyKong

20 Her Sister's In a Similar Price Bracket, Right?

Ha! I think I've seen this one somewhere before... Funny but indeed one of the worst things to say. - Britgirl

21 Wanna see my tattoo?
22 Chris Brown is such a great role model. What he did to Rihanna was such a great idea. If I do it too, this will improve my relationship with my daughter.

Please, do not say that to her parents. We all know that Chris beat up Rihanna. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

23 I Want to Date Ariana Grande
24 is she on the pill?
25 Congratulations on being horrid weird old hags you stupid mindless pieces of vile


26 I Hope You Trained Her As a Personal Waitress

I hope nobody says this... - PositronWildhawk

27 We met at a Justin Bieber concert

Hmm...I don't think it will sink in, P.W. this isn't a person, this is mould, and it's spreading... - Britgirl

I have two words for the idiot who thinks this is funny. My demand is simple and easy to follow. Here goes.
G-O A-W-A-Y! - PositronWildhawk

28 Oh... you ran over my little brother.
29 I'm sterile.

You wouldn't find it on the list of Top Ten Things Parents Want To Hear From Their Daughter's Boyfriend's list... - Britgirl

Not too bad... There's always adoption right? Or no?...?...? - HeavyDonkeyKong

30 Need to go back to the car. Kid in the backseat. Oh... it's been four whole hours?
31 Are those breast implants?

Why, thank you for noticing. They're the most manly implants in the world. - PositronWildhawk

32 I molested your daughter
33 I Am a Nazi

Yup, this is it, this is the worst!

34 Nicki Minaj is such a great role model for your kids!

Don't ever say this to ANY parent.

She has some good songs but she ai't no role odel in my opinion lol. - HeavyDonkeyKong

35 Your wife is such a bombshell
36 Hey can your daughter and I have sex in your bed
37 I used to be a girl
38 Let's have a giant orgy together
39 Your daughter's hot
40 Can I borrow your lube?
41 We Just Met Bill Cosby
42 Be Good to Your Daughter
43 I Videotaped Your Daughter
44 We Watched Mr. Pickles Together
45 So... how are the kids...?

I have a feeling that won't work out. - Rocko

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1. I might've knocked up your daughter
2. Can't stop long. Got the wife waiting for me in the car.
3. Haha! Yeah I've seen her birthmark. . .
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