Worst Things for a Male to Say When Meeting His Girlfriend's Parents for the First TimeYes, it's a nerve-wracking experience which is why you might want to avoid saying anything on this list...
The Top Ten
Be it on your own head. Just don't say Britgirl didn't try and warn you! - Britgirl
Want to get your head cut off, and get hung on the wall as an antique? Go right ahead and say this to them. - Crysis
Might wanna get out of the house before her father calls the cops on you. - ethanmeinster
Don't SAY THAT!
Yeahh... Can't say I disagree. - Garythesnail
IF YOU SAY THAT YER GIRL FRIEND MAY think you are cheating on her
This can make your head to be cut off
You'd be in through the front door and out through the back window. - Britgirl
Oh my God! Absolutely do not say that! Not if you value the friendship you have with your kneecaps anyway! - Britgirl
How about "Her Sister's in a similar price bracket, right? " - PositronWildhawk
YEAH DO NOT SAY THAT. THEY AND HER WILL JUST THINK YOU ARE JUST THERE TO SEE HER SISTER
Horrible thing to say - BigBrotherSucks
...because I'd pay anything to have her.
SHE LOVES PRETENDING TO BE A POTATO! - PositronWildhawk
If you said this her dad would probably punch you in the face
This one's laugh out loud funny. :D - Britgirl
Hello. I'm not against roughly-spoken men but it might be an idea NOT to greet my Father quite so informally. "SIR" would do. Haha! - Britgirl
Britgirl - I can't ever imagine you bringing home someone as rough-spoken as this to meet your family!
Only say this if you've spoken on the phone several times beforehand. - IronSabbathPriest
Probably best to be a LITTLE more respectful? - Britgirl
Ha! I think I've seen this one somewhere before... Funny but indeed one of the worst things to say. - Britgirl
Please, do not say that to her parents. We all know that Chris beat up Rihanna. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere
I hope nobody says this... - PositronWildhawk