Worst Things for a Male to Say When Meeting His Girlfriend's Parents for the First Time

Be it on your own head. Just don't say Britgirl didn't try and warn you! - Britgirl

Want to get your head cut off, and get hung on the wall as an antique? Go right ahead and say this to them. - Crysis

Might wanna get out of the house before her father calls the cops on you. - ethanmeinster

Don't SAY THAT!

Yeahh... Can't say I disagree. - Garythesnail

IF YOU SAY THAT YER GIRL FRIEND MAY think you are cheating on her

LOL! - Canuck101

This can make your head to be cut off

You'd be in through the front door and out through the back window. - Britgirl

Oh my God! Absolutely do not say that! Not if you value the friendship you have with your kneecaps anyway! - Britgirl

How about "Her Sister's in a similar price bracket, right? " - PositronWildhawk

YEAH DO NOT SAY THAT. THEY AND HER WILL JUST THINK YOU ARE JUST THERE TO SEE HER SISTER

...because I'd pay anything to have her.

SHE LOVES PRETENDING TO BE A POTATO! - PositronWildhawk

If you said this her dad would probably punch you in the face

This one's laugh out loud funny. :D - Britgirl

Hello. I'm not against roughly-spoken men but it might be an idea NOT to greet my Father quite so informally. "SIR" would do. Haha! - Britgirl

Britgirl - I can't ever imagine you bringing home someone as rough-spoken as this to meet your family!

Only say this if you've spoken on the phone several times beforehand. - IronSabbathPriest

Probably best to be a LITTLE more respectful? - Britgirl

Any decent Father would kick his daughter's boyfriend's genitals so hard, he'd have to open his mouth to pee if he said this! - Britgirl

Just don't say that!

Well... Ir espect peoples opinions but you bette rnot shove your aggressive love down MY THROAT! In my opinion! - HeavyDonkeyKong

Ha! I think I've seen this one somewhere before... Funny but indeed one of the worst things to say. - Britgirl

Please, do not say that to her parents. We all know that Chris beat up Rihanna. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

LMFAO

I hope nobody says this... - PositronWildhawk

Hmm...I don't think it will sink in, P.W. this isn't a person, this is mould, and it's spreading... - Britgirl

I have two words for the idiot who thinks this is funny. My demand is simple and easy to follow. Here goes.
G-O A-W-A-Y! - PositronWildhawk

You wouldn't find it on the list of Top Ten Things Parents Want To Hear From Their Daughter's Boyfriend's list... - Britgirl

Not too bad... There's always adoption right? Or no?...?...? - HeavyDonkeyKong

Why, thank you for noticing. They're the most manly implants in the world. - PositronWildhawk

Yup, this is it, this is the worst!

Don't ever say this to ANY parent.

She has some good songs but she ai't no role odel in my opinion lol. - HeavyDonkeyKong

I have a feeling that won't work out. - Rocko