Worst Things for a Male to Say When Meeting His Girlfriend's Parents for the First TimeBritgirl Yes, it's a nerve-wracking experience which is why you might want to avoid saying anything on this list...
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Be it on your own head. Just don't say Britgirl didn't try and warn you! - Britgirl
Want to get your head cut off, and get hung on the wall as an antique? Go right ahead and say this to them. - Crysis
Might wanna get out of the house before her father calls the cops on you. - ethanmeinsterV 2 Comments
This can make your head to be cut off
You'd be in through the front door and out through the back window. - Britgirl
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Oh my God! Absolutely do not say that! Not if you value the friendship you have with your kneecaps anyway! - Britgirl
Horrible thing to say - BigBrotherSucks
SHE LOVES PRETENDING TO BE A POTATO! - PositronWildhawk
If you said this her dad would probably punch you in the face
...because I'd pay anything to have her.
Hello. I'm not against roughly-spoken men but it might be an idea NOT to greet my Father quite so informally. "SIR" would do. Haha! - Britgirl
Britgirl - I can't ever imagine you bringing home someone as rough-spoken as this to meet your family!
Only say this if you've spoken on the phone several times beforehand. - IronSabbathPriest
Probably best to be a LITTLE more respectful? - BritgirlV 1 Comment
Any decent Father would kick his daughter's boyfriend's genitals so hard, he'd have to open his mouth to pee if he said this! - Britgirl
Well... Ir espect peoples opinions but you bette rnot shove your aggressive love down MY THROAT! In my opinion! - HeavyDonkeyKongV 1 Comment
Ha! I think I've seen this one somewhere before... Funny but indeed one of the worst things to say. - Britgirl
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Top Remixes (7)
2. I might've knocked up your daughter
3. Can't stop long. Got the wife waiting for me in the car.
2. Can't stop long. Got the wife waiting for me in the car.
3. Haha! Yeah I've seen her birthmark. . .
2. She's pregnant
3. This is just a bit of fun really
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