Top Ten Yo Mama So Poor Jokes

The Top Ten
1 Yo mama so poor, her T.V. has two channels: ON and OFF.

Laugh out loud I really this one wow this just made my night laugh out loud

That's so funny! My mom is going to say this at her job at Dick's

It is the ciel telling sebastian your momma so poor jokes

Laugh out loud have t tel my best guy friends this

2 Yo mama so poor, I swatted a firefly and she said, "Who turned off the lights?"

It was so funny that my friend had milk pouring from his nose and he had a purple face. Thank you so much.

This should seriously be number one. Simple yet funny. It kind of just hits you in the face.

It is so funny thanks people wont mess with me any more

She kinda look messy in her eyes.

3 Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention

I remember saying this to my friend when he told me that he cannot pay any attention in the class. And a second passed and the entire class glanced at me and laughed.

It's kind of rude but hilarious I used it on my friend and he almost cried I bad but it was worth it. I'm going to use it on my brother next can't wait to see his face!

That's really a yo mamma so stupid and poor put together

Haha so funny like really I can't stop laughing

4 Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk

This is way funny but I got my own. Yo mama is so dirty the swamp loss monster
Begged her to shower.

It's funny because how can they save the milk with a fork

I recon you could win a yo mama battle with this joke.

This #1, that rat dare is funny, I don't what y'all say

5 Yo mama so poor I visited her trailer and two cockroaches tripped me and a rat tried to steal my wallet

HA HA ha! I got a good one yo mama so poor that that when she went to walmart it low prices it says cheap! 1$ she said I sueing you

Burn that was like funny laugh out loud your mommy so poor she eats all the money

This is the best out of the ten here.

That's so funny& crazy! By:Alixas Clark

6 Yo mama so poor when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on I said "I think you lost a shoe" but she goes "nah I found one"

It's a good joke but you should say yo mama is so ugly even bob the builder can't fix it

If that was total REAL that would be sad but the joke is still funny! Laugh out loud

LOLOLOLO I got a good one ( Yo Mona is so poor her doormat doesent say welcome it says welfare

It's funny it copy from south park

7 Yo mama so poor that when I stayed for dinner there were three beans on the table. I took one and she said don't be greedy.

Good laugh out loud beans on the table I'm not going to her house putting that on my list

This is so fuuny I was about to kill my self if I could not watch it agin

I think that joke is just so funny

That was so flippin' funny can't stop laghfing

8 Yo mama so poor that when she saw a take a penny tray she said, I can't afford that

That was hilarious still laughing laugh out loud but messed up free penny tray I can't afford it

I'm laughing so hard my sides are stating to hurt

That is funny as heck theses are funny

I mean that dam that a good joke

9 Yo mama so poor, I saw her moving cans around in an alley, asked what she was doing, and she said, remodeling.

I love these jokes. Ther hallerios! I AM NOT JOKING. LOLS.

10 Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick people's fingers

I'm practically crying!

I used this on my friend.

That one is good!

The Contenders
11 Yo mama so poor she couldn't afford a condom and gave birth to you.
12 Yo mama so poor, I saw her banging on a trash can, asked what she was doing, and she said, "My kids locked me out."

Laugh out loud but you I got a better one...
Yo momma so fat when the cat saw her it screamed

Laugh out loud that wold be sad but if a dog saw here it would be rude becuase if it was trained not to.

Oh my God! I am bout to post that on Facebook

Laugh out loud that is so funny but that would be weird If I actually saw that :D

13 Yo mama so poor she went McDonalds for free wifi

Not everyone can afford WiFi ya know

14 Yo mama so poor she hangs the used toilet paper out to dry

She must be really poor

Lmfao laugh out loud

That's so funny! By:Alixas Clark

SICK but funny lolololololol

15 Yo mama so poor she has to wash paper plates

This one was so crazy, I was in a fight with my ex boyfriend and that totally ruined him. Nice...

Lol I died when I saw this

16 Yo mama so poor, when I spat on floor she jumped and yelled "swimming pool"

Said that to my friends mum got so busted

Laugh out loud and she started jumping in the spit and she said So REFRESHING

17 Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her

That's so hilarious I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes

Hey that's my joke

Laugh out loud best yet should be 1st

IS THIS MOMMA A DUCK?

18 Yo mama so poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic

Wow that's so funny but I don't feel like laughing

That is a good one

19 Yo mama so poor, her address is This Side Up.

Laugh out loud I laughed so hard a farted

So funny I broke everything

This was the best one

It was the best onnthe list

20 Yo mama so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list

Laugh out loud to bad the eggs might be cracked

I used this one and people laughed so hard Brooklyn called to cpmplaib.

This one is the best from the rest

. This murder.. You wana kill me with laughter?

21 Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush

Sad bit toilet flush but laugh out loud who ever wrote that

Best joke ever that was funny

22 Yo mama so poor that on Christmas Day, your family watched a video of other kids opening presents.

Laugh out loud mother is must be pore for Christmas presents but not for watching a video of other kids opening there presents.

Started laughing at this and everyone heard me wondering what the heck

Wow love the joke but would it be harsh for the kids

That is the most funniest thing ever.

23 Yo mama so poor, she steals air from a bum
24 Yo mama so poor she had to squeeze her own milk out for her children to have cereal

That was disturbing but a nice joke, laugh out loud! That is so funny pease out.

THAT'S THE MOTHER OF ALL MOTHER POOR JOKES

Its a pretty nasty joke but it is very funny

Eww but laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud

25 Yo mama so poor I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence

Told this too my mom. She wasn't impressed

Umm... Lolmy mom got me introuble

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