Top Ten Yo Momma So Poor Jokes

7 Your mamas so poor that when I stayed for dinner there were three beans on the table. I took one and she said don't be greedy.

I think that joke is just so funny

Hay I never laugh like I haven't laughed at a single one even though they are hilarious I giggled at this one nice one

Good laugh out loud beans on the table I'm not going to her house putting that on my list

Yo mamas is so poor, she when to Payless but cannot afford to pay less

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8 Yo mama is so poor that when she saw a take a penny tray she said, I can't afford that

That was hilarious still laughing laugh out loud but messed up free penny tray I can't afford it

I'm laughing so hard my sides are stating to hurt

#laugh out loud the best

That is funny as heck theses are funny

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9 Yo mama so poor, I saw her moving cans around in an alley, asked what she was doing, and she said, remodeling.

Yo mama so poor that when she touched some body she made them poor

I like the joke under me!

Yo mama is so ugly when she looked in the mirror her own reflection ran away

Your mama is so fat when sheat on a dollar bill george washington sang oh can you see get your fat ass off me

10 Yo mama so poor, her Welcome mat doesn't say Welcome; it says Welfare.

Yo mama so poor the birds throw bread at her. Yo mama so poor when she went outside to hang twoilet paper outside to dry. Yo mama so old when I said act after age she died.

Your mama so poor a coin is her budget

Yo mama so fat one day she whent to a public pool and someone screamed hippo!

U guys are amecheres

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? Yo mama so poor she writes letters with Argos pencils

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11 Yo mama so poor, I saw her banging on a trash can, asked what she was doing, and she said, My kids locked me out.

Laugh out loud that is so funny but that would be weird If I actually saw that :D

Oh my God! I am bout to post that on Facebook

Your boring too you can't talk

LOL!

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12 Yo mama is so poor she had to squeeze her own milk out for her children to have cereal

THAT'S THE MOTHER OF ALL MOTHER POOR JOKES

That was sososossoo funny

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar George Washington sang "oh say can you see get your fat ass off me! "

Yo momma is so short she needs a ladder to pick up a quarter - TwilightKitsune

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13 Yo mama so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list

Laugh out loud to bad the eggs might be cracked

This one is the best from the rest

That's so funny LOL

Funniest one lol

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14 Yo momma so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her

Yo mama so ugly she made Freddy Krueger look like a angel

Yo mamas so poor I saw her kick a can I asked her what she was doing she said moving

That's so hilarious I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes

Hey that's my joke

15 Yo mama so poor, I asked what was for dinner and she cocked a shotgun and said, Next one who moves.

That was a funny one I can't stop laughing

I like it because its funny and it gets people laughing

Would she be able to afford a shotgun?

So good

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16 Yo mama so poor that on Christmas Day, your family watched a video of other kids opening presents.

Laugh out loud mother is must be pore for Christmas presents but not for watching a video of other kids opening there presents.

Started laughing at this and everyone heard me wondering what the heck

That is the most funniest thing ever.

Can stop laughing

17 Yo Momma so poor she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry

wow thats so nasty but hilarious - Okami

According to an anonymous site, a famous person named Yo Mamma died last night. Police have had the mother next door arrested on 25 counts of manslaughter. They suspect that the mother, in poverty, had hung up toilet paper to dry, and the smell killed Yo Mamma. The police decided that since there were 25 pieces of toilet paper, the mother had 25 counts of manslaughter.

Lmfao laugh out loud

That's so funny! By:Alixas Clark

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18 Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick people's fingers

That one is good!

I'm practically crying!

I used this on my friend.

19 Yo mama so poor, her address is This Side Up.

Laugh out loud I laughed so hard a farted

20 Yo momma so poor that she can't afford a condom and gave birth to you.

21 Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush

Sad bit toilet flush but laugh out loud who ever wrote that

22 Yo Momma so poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic

That's a rubbish joke this ones better your momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her

Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street one day, ask her what she was doing, she said moving... Is my favorite yo momma so poor joke EVER!

This is my homemade joke yo mamma has so much dandruff that when she scratches her head dandruff falls out and people were like SNOW!

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23 Yo Momma so poor I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence

Told this too my mom. She wasn't impressed - Danielsun182

24 Yo momma so poor, when I spat on floor she jumped and yelled "swimming pool"

Laugh out loud and she started jumping in the spit and she said So REFRESHING

Said that to my friends mum got so busted

25 Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked what she was doing and she said moving

That is so funny I almost peed my pants

First of all I heard this joke before this site was created so I don't know why people think this is funny and something to laugh at,it not at all! #NOTFUNNY#WHATTHE HELL YOU THINK

26 Yo mama so poor, her house is made of unpaid bills.

LOOL! Amazing :D But how can she receive the bills when she have no real house?

27 Yo mamma so poor that she died

It's dumb but some how I ended up dying I am not yo mama though

This one is HORRIBLE:(

Your so stupid you so poor you died make a better joke like you

This isn't funny. - TwilightKitsune

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28 Yo Mama So Poor She Went McDonalds for Free Wifi

29 Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet

Wow laugh out loud this got me laughing hard

Laugh out loud can't stop

Laugh out loud... That's 2 funny!

30 Yo Mama So Poor She Tried to Steal a Free Sample

That is stuped you can't steel a free sample

How do u steal free samples

31 Yo Momma so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!

Laugh out loud this one is extremely funny! I cracked up oh my gosh! Too funny. Just too funny.

32 Yo mamma so poor she has to wash paper plates

This one was so crazy, I was in a fight with my ex boyfriend and that totally ruined him. Nice...

33 Yo Momma so poor the building society repossed her cardboard box

This is so stupid but funny that what she said! lolol - NinjaAssasin

34 Yo mama so poor she didn't have enough money to pay the electric bill in her cardboard box

Its funny because there is no electric in a cardboard box laugh out loud

That's sad I mean you can't even afford lights in a card board box

35 Yo momma is so poor, she steals air from a bum.

36 Yo mama so poor, she steals oranges from people's trees, eats the fruit, and uses the skin for a bra.

Dame very funny but didn't pee my pants

37 Yo mamma is so poor she opened a Gmail account so she could eat the spam.

I know one your moma is so poor every time she here free sampels she say come on kids that is dinner

Yo if she is so poor how dose she get a gmail accout dose she have a computer?

38 Yo mama's so poor I stepped on a cigarette butt and she said "who turned off the heat?"

That's a good one. I am gonna make my friends crack up with this today, since I'm going to a party.

39 Yo mama is so poor that she when the guy at McD's gave her 15 cents back she yelled, It's Treasure!

Really funny best joke

40 Yo mama so poor, the rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.

Bad get more quality that's kiddish

This one is extremely clever for the older generation

41 Yo mama so poor when the wind stopped blowing she said "were did my clothes go?"

Yo mamma so poor she had to cut her hair off because she couldn't afford air-conditioning.

42 Yo mama's so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation

43 Yo mama so poor, the only time she gets a shower is when it rains.

Yo mama so tall she did a back flip and kicked jesus in the face

Good but I could do betta

44 Yo mama so poor she uses Cheerios as earrings

That's not funny get some bedder ones

45 Yo mama is so poor she waves a popsicle in the air and calls it air-conditioning

The first time I heard this joke was on South Park, and I almost pissed myself laughing. Now my friends use this joke on me.T.T

46 Yo mama is so poor that it takes her five years to pay her taxes

Laugh out loud that is bad I almost peed my pants

47 Yo momma so poor she went to the homeless shelter and stole their rags

Lol that it is so funny I almost died

48 Yo mama so poor she can't afford to talk

What u don't have to pay to talk

49 Yo mama so poor she makes bums look rich

50 Your momma's so poor she married Oscar the Grouch.

Your mama so pore she asked the grinch to mary her so she could steal what he stole from other people.