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Laugh out loud I really this one wow this just made my night laugh out loud
Laugh out loud have t tel my best guy friends this
That's the best I ever heard yo laugh out loud
It was crapV 26 Comments
Lol! thats simple bt still its funny
Haha so funny like really I can't stop laughing
I remember saying this to my friend when he told me that he cannot pay any attention in the class. And a second passed and the entire class glanced at me and laughed. - Zizz
Your so poor I told you aren't you hungry you said number 1 leaf is breakfast lunch and dinnerV 23 Comments
LIKR SERIOUSLY THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ONE SO FAR! LITERALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER. WHO EVER WROTE THIS HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR I SWEAR! LOLOLOLLOLOLOL
It is so funny thanks people wont mess with me any more
It was so funny that my friend had milk pouring from his nose and he had a purple face. Thank you so much.
This should seriously be number one. Simple yet funny. It kind of just hits you in the face.V 7 Comments
I got one for you, yo mamas so poor I seen her kick a box down the street I asked her what she was doing, she said moving houses!
It's funny it copy from south park
Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from The condom factory
amazingV 7 Comments
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she goes DING!
someone stole my joke but this is the funniest
You momma so poor her face is on the front of the food stamp card
Haha I have one your mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry
This is way funny but I got my own. Yo mama is so dirty the swamp loss monster
Begged her to shower.
Ya momma's so poor that poor African children give money to HER.
Burn that was like funny laugh out loud your mommy so poor she eats all the money
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped in front of the T.V. I missed 5! Seasons of the bad girls club!
That's so funny& crazy! By:Alixas ClarkV 3 Comments
I think that joke is just so funny
Hay I never laugh like I haven't laughed at a single one even though they are hilarious I giggled at this one nice one
Good laugh out loud beans on the table I'm not going to her house putting that on my list
Yo mamas is so poor, she when to Payless but cannot afford to pay lessV 6 Comments
That was hilarious still laughing laugh out loud but messed up free penny tray I can't afford it
I'm laughing so hard my sides are stating to hurt
#laugh out loud the best
That is funny as heck theses are funnyV 9 Comments
Yo mama so poor that when she touched some body she made them poor
I like the joke under me!
Yo mama is so ugly when she looked in the mirror her own reflection ran away
Your mama is so fat when sheat on a dollar bill george washington sang oh can you see get your fat ass off meV 3 Comments
Yo mama so poor the birds throw bread at her. Yo mama so poor when she went outside to hang twoilet paper outside to dry. Yo mama so old when I said act after age she died.
Your mama so poor a coin is her budget
Yo mama so fat one day she whent to a public pool and someone screamed hippo!
U guys are amecheresV 3 Comments
Laugh out loud that is so funny but that would be weird If I actually saw that :D
Oh my God! I am bout to post that on Facebook
Your boring too you can't talk
LOL!V 5 Comments
THAT'S THE MOTHER OF ALL MOTHER POOR JOKES
That was sososossoo funny
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar George Washington sang "oh say can you see get your fat ass off me! "
Yo momma is so short she needs a ladder to pick up a quarter - TwilightKitsuneV 16 Comments
Laugh out loud to bad the eggs might be cracked
This one is the best from the rest
That's so funny LOL
Funniest one lolV 10 Comments
Yo mama so ugly she made Freddy Krueger look like a angel
Yo mamas so poor I saw her kick a can I asked her what she was doing she said moving
That's so hilarious I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes
Hey that's my jokeV 4 Comments
That was a funny one I can't stop laughing
I like it because its funny and it gets people laughing
Would she be able to afford a shotgun?
So goodV 2 Comments
Laugh out loud mother is must be pore for Christmas presents but not for watching a video of other kids opening there presents.
Started laughing at this and everyone heard me wondering what the heck
That is the most funniest thing ever.
Can stop laughingV 3 Comments
wow thats so nasty but hilarious - Okami
According to an anonymous site, a famous person named Yo Mamma died last night. Police have had the mother next door arrested on 25 counts of manslaughter. They suspect that the mother, in poverty, had hung up toilet paper to dry, and the smell killed Yo Mamma. The police decided that since there were 25 pieces of toilet paper, the mother had 25 counts of manslaughter.
Lmfao laugh out loud
That's so funny! By:Alixas ClarkV 5 Comments
That one is good!
I'm practically crying!
I used this on my friend.
Laugh out loud I laughed so hard a fartedV 4 Comments
Sad bit toilet flush but laugh out loud who ever wrote thatV 4 Comments
That's a rubbish joke this ones better your momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her
Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street one day, ask her what she was doing, she said moving... Is my favorite yo momma so poor joke EVER!
This is my homemade joke yo mamma has so much dandruff that when she scratches her head dandruff falls out and people were like SNOW!V 2 Comments
Told this too my mom. She wasn't impressed - Danielsun182V 3 Comments
Laugh out loud and she started jumping in the spit and she said So REFRESHING
Said that to my friends mum got so bustedV 1 Comment
That is so funny I almost peed my pants
First of all I heard this joke before this site was created so I don't know why people think this is funny and something to laugh at,it not at all! #NOTFUNNY#WHATTHE HELL YOU THINK
LOOL! Amazing :D But how can she receive the bills when she have no real house?V 1 Comment
Wow laugh out loud this got me laughing hard
Laugh out loud can't stop
Laugh out loud... That's 2 funny!V 3 Comments
It's dumb but some how I ended up dying I am not yo mama though
This one is HORRIBLE:(
Your so stupid you so poor you died make a better joke like you
This isn't funny. - TwilightKitsuneV 9 Comments
That is stuped you can't steel a free sample
How do u steal free samples
Laugh out loud this one is extremely funny! I cracked up oh my gosh! Too funny. Just too funny.V 3 Comments
This one was so crazy, I was in a fight with my ex boyfriend and that totally ruined him. Nice...V 1 Comment
This is so stupid but funny that what she said! lolol - NinjaAssasin
Its funny because there is no electric in a cardboard box laugh out loud
That's sad I mean you can't even afford lights in a card board boxV 1 Comment
Dame very funny but didn't pee my pantsV 4 Comments
I know one your moma is so poor every time she here free sampels she say come on kids that is dinner
Yo if she is so poor how dose she get a gmail accout dose she have a computer?
That's a good one. I am gonna make my friends crack up with this today, since I'm going to a party.V 1 Comment
Really funny best joke
Bad get more quality that's kiddish
This one is extremely clever for the older generation
Yo mamma so poor she had to cut her hair off because she couldn't afford air-conditioning.V 1 Comment
Yo mama so tall she did a back flip and kicked jesus in the face
Good but I could do bettaV 1 Comment
That's not funny get some bedder ones
The first time I heard this joke was on South Park, and I almost pissed myself laughing. Now my friends use this joke on me.T.T
Laugh out loud that is bad I almost peed my pants
Lol that it is so funny I almost died
What u don't have to pay to talk
Your mama so pore she asked the grinch to mary her so she could steal what he stole from other people.V 1 Comment
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Top Remixes (7)
2. Yo mama so poor, I swatted a firefly and she said, Who turned off the lights?
3. Yo mama so poor, her T.V. has two channels: ON and OFF.
2. Yo mama so poor, her T.V. has two channels: ON and OFF.
3. Your mamas so poor that when I stayed for dinner there were three beans on the table. I took one and she said don't be greedy.
2. Yo momma so poor, when I spat on floor she jumped and yelled "swimming pool"
3. Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
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