Top Ten Yo Momma So Poor Jokes
The Top Ten
Laugh out loud I really this one wow this just made my night laugh out loud
Laugh out loud have t tel my best guy friends this
That's the best I ever heard yo laugh out loud
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Yo Mamma's so poor she can't even afford free food.
Lol! thats simple bt still its funny
Haha so funny like really I can't stop laughing
I remember saying this to my friend when he told me that he cannot pay any attention in the class. And a second passed and the entire class glanced at me and laughed.
It's kind of rude but hilarious I used it on my friend and he almost cried I bad but it was worth it. I'm going to use it on my brother next can't wait to see his face!
LIKR SERIOUSLY THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ONE SO FAR! LITERALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER. WHO EVER WROTE THIS HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR I SWEAR! LOLOLOLLOLOLOL
It is so funny thanks people wont mess with me any more
It was so funny that my friend had milk pouring from his nose and he had a purple face. Thank you so much.
This joke means that you and yo mama that is poor as hell so who ever is looking in this dum crap you might be this crap#YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAP THAT IS DUM AS HELL
I got one for you, yo mamas so poor I seen her kick a box down the street I asked her what she was doing, she said moving houses!
It's funny it copy from south park
Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from The condom factory
It's a good joke but you should say yo mama is so ugly even bob the builder can't fix it
Haha I have one your mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she goes DING!
someone stole my joke but this is the funniest
You momma so poor her face is on the front of the food stamp card
Yo mama is so fat she only knows the 3 letters of the alphabet
KFC
Ya momma's so poor that poor African children give money to HER.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped in front of the T.V. I missed 5! Seasons of the bad girls club!
Burn that was like funny laugh out loud your mommy so poor she eats all the money
Your mama so nasty she changes her tampon every 5period you nob
I think that joke is just so funny
Hay I never laugh like I haven't laughed at a single one even though they are hilarious I giggled at this one nice one
Good laugh out loud beans on the table I'm not going to her house putting that on my list
Lol that is crazy
That was hilarious still laughing laugh out loud but messed up free penny tray I can't afford it
I'm laughing so hard my sides are stating to hurt
#laugh out loud the best
That is funny as heck theses are funny
Yo mama so poor that when she touched some body she made them poor
Yo mama is so ugly when she looked in the mirror her own reflection ran away
I like the joke under me!
Your mama is so fat when sheat on a dollar bill george washington sang oh can you see get your fat ass off me
Yo mama so poor the birds throw bread at her. Yo mama so poor when she went outside to hang twoilet paper outside to dry. Yo mama so old when I said act after age she died.
Your mama so poor a coin is her budget
Yo mama so fat one day she whent to a public pool and someone screamed hippo!
I just can't breath beceause it was so funny
The Contenders
Laugh out loud that is so funny but that would be weird If I actually saw that :D
Oh my God! I am bout to post that on Facebook
Your boring too you can't talk
Laugh out loud that wold be sad but if a dog saw here it would be rude becuase if it was trained not to.
THAT'S THE MOTHER OF ALL MOTHER POOR JOKES
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar George Washington sang "oh say can you see get your fat ass off me! "
That was sososossoo funny
That was disturbing but a nice joke, laugh out loud! That is so funny pease out.
Laugh out loud to bad the eggs might be cracked
That's so funny LOL
This one is the best from the rest
Funniest one lol
Yo mama so ugly she made Freddy Krueger look like a angel
Yo mamas so poor I saw her kick a can I asked her what she was doing she said moving
That's so hilarious I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes
Hey that's my joke
That was a funny one I can't stop laughing
I like it because its funny and it gets people laughing
Would she be able to afford a shotgun?
This should be #1 Lmaoo
Laugh out loud mother is must be pore for Christmas presents but not for watching a video of other kids opening there presents.
So sad! But funny laugh out loud
That is the most funniest thing ever.
Started laughing at this and everyone heard me wondering what the heck
wow thats so nasty but hilarious
According to an anonymous site, a famous person named Yo Mamma died last night. Police have had the mother next door arrested on 25 counts of manslaughter. They suspect that the mother, in poverty, had hung up toilet paper to dry, and the smell killed Yo Mamma. The police decided that since there were 25 pieces of toilet paper, the mother had 25 counts of manslaughter.
Lmfao laugh out loud
She must be really poor
That one is good!
I'm practically crying!
I used this on my friend.
Laugh out loud I laughed so hard a farted
This was the best one
It was the best onnthe list
So funny I broke everything
Best joke ever that was funny
Sad bit toilet flush but laugh out loud who ever wrote that
Nigs be trippin son
What you copied that from yomamajokesgalore.com
That's a rubbish joke this ones better your momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her
Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street one day, ask her what she was doing, she said moving... Is my favorite yo momma so poor joke EVER!
SO FUNNIES ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
This is my homemade joke yo mamma has so much dandruff that when she scratches her head dandruff falls out and people were like SNOW!
Told this too my mom. She wasn't impressed
Umm... Lolmy mom got me introuble
okay
I don't get it.
It's dumb but some how I ended up dying I am not yo mama though
This one is HORRIBLE:(
Your so stupid you so poor you died make a better joke like you
This isn't funny.
Not everyone can afford WiFi ya know