Top Ten Yo Momma So Poor Jokes

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1 Yo mama so poor, her T.V. has two channels: ON and OFF.

Laugh out loud I really this one wow this just made my night laugh out loud

Laugh out loud have t tel my best guy friends this

That's the best I ever heard yo laugh out loud
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It was crap

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2 Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention

Lol! thats simple bt still its funny

Haha so funny like really I can't stop laughing

I remember saying this to my friend when he told me that he cannot pay any attention in the class. And a second passed and the entire class glanced at me and laughed. - Zizz

OH DAMN! - Midevilnight

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3 Yo mama so poor, I swatted a firefly and she said, Who turned off the lights?

LIKR SERIOUSLY THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ONE SO FAR! LITERALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER. WHO EVER WROTE THIS HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR I SWEAR! LOLOLOLLOLOLOL

It is so funny thanks people wont mess with me any more

It was so funny that my friend had milk pouring from his nose and he had a purple face. Thank you so much.

I wrote it I needed to think of something to make it funny and I'm glad you like it

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4 Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on I said "I think you lost a shoe" but she goes "nah I found one"

I got one for you, yo mamas so poor I seen her kick a box down the street I asked her what she was doing, she said moving houses!

It's funny it copy from south park

Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from The condom factory

amazing

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5 Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk

Haha I have one your mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she goes DING!

someone stole my joke but this is the funniest

You momma so poor her face is on the front of the food stamp card

This is way funny but I got my own. Yo mama is so dirty the swamp loss monster
Begged her to shower.

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6 Yo mama so poor I visited her trailer and two cockroaches tripped me and a rat tried to steal my wallet

Ya momma's so poor that poor African children give money to HER.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped in front of the T.V. I missed 5! Seasons of the bad girls club!

Burn that was like funny laugh out loud your mommy so poor she eats all the money

That's so funny& crazy! By:Alixas Clark

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7 Your mamas so poor that when I stayed for dinner there were three beans on the table. I took one and she said don't be greedy.

I think that joke is just so funny

Hay I never laugh like I haven't laughed at a single one even though they are hilarious I giggled at this one nice one

Good laugh out loud beans on the table I'm not going to her house putting that on my list

Yo mamas is so poor, she when to Payless but cannot afford to pay less

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8 Yo mama is so poor that when she saw a take a penny tray she said, I can't afford that

That was hilarious still laughing laugh out loud but messed up free penny tray I can't afford it

I'm laughing so hard my sides are stating to hurt

#laugh out loud the best

That is funny as heck theses are funny

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9 Yo mama so poor, I saw her moving cans around in an alley, asked what she was doing, and she said, remodeling.

Yo mama so poor that when she touched some body she made them poor

I like the joke under me!

Yo mama is so ugly when she looked in the mirror her own reflection ran away

Your mama is so fat when sheat on a dollar bill george washington sang oh can you see get your fat ass off me

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10 Yo mama so poor, her Welcome mat doesn't say Welcome; it says Welfare.

Yo mama so poor the birds throw bread at her. Yo mama so poor when she went outside to hang twoilet paper outside to dry. Yo mama so old when I said act after age she died.

Your mama so poor a coin is her budget

Yo mama so fat one day she whent to a public pool and someone screamed hippo!

U guys are amecheres

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The Contenders

11 Yo mama so poor, I saw her banging on a trash can, asked what she was doing, and she said, My kids locked me out.

Laugh out loud that is so funny but that would be weird If I actually saw that :D

Oh my God! I am bout to post that on Facebook

Your boring too you can't talk

LOL!

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12 Yo mama is so poor she had to squeeze her own milk out for her children to have cereal

THAT'S THE MOTHER OF ALL MOTHER POOR JOKES

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar George Washington sang "oh say can you see get your fat ass off me! "

That was sososossoo funny

Yo momma is so short she needs a ladder to pick up a quarter - TwilightKitsune

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13 Yo mama so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list

Laugh out loud to bad the eggs might be cracked

That's so funny LOL

This one is the best from the rest

Funniest one lol

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14 Yo momma so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her

Yo mama so ugly she made Freddy Krueger look like a angel

Yo mamas so poor I saw her kick a can I asked her what she was doing she said moving

That's so hilarious I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes

Hey that's my joke

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15 Yo mama so poor, I asked what was for dinner and she cocked a shotgun and said, Next one who moves.

That was a funny one I can't stop laughing

I like it because its funny and it gets people laughing

Would she be able to afford a shotgun?

So good

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16 Yo mama so poor that on Christmas Day, your family watched a video of other kids opening presents.

Laugh out loud mother is must be pore for Christmas presents but not for watching a video of other kids opening there presents.

So sad! But funny laugh out loud

That is the most funniest thing ever.

Can stop laughing

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17 Yo Momma so poor she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry

wow thats so nasty but hilarious - Okami

According to an anonymous site, a famous person named Yo Mamma died last night. Police have had the mother next door arrested on 25 counts of manslaughter. They suspect that the mother, in poverty, had hung up toilet paper to dry, and the smell killed Yo Mamma. The police decided that since there were 25 pieces of toilet paper, the mother had 25 counts of manslaughter.

Lmfao laugh out loud

That's so funny! By:Alixas Clark

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18 Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick people's fingers

That one is good!

I'm practically crying!

I used this on my friend.

19 Yo mama so poor, her address is This Side Up.

Laugh out loud I laughed so hard a farted

This was the best one

It was the best onnthe list

So funny I broke everything

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20 Yo momma so poor that she can't afford a condom and gave birth to you.
21 Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush

Best joke ever that was funny

Sad bit toilet flush but laugh out loud who ever wrote that

Nigs be trippin son

Wo

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22 Yo Momma so poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic

That's a rubbish joke this ones better your momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her

Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street one day, ask her what she was doing, she said moving... Is my favorite yo momma so poor joke EVER!

SO FUNNIES ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

That is a good one

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23 Yo Momma so poor I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence

Told this too my mom. She wasn't impressed - Danielsun182

Umm... Lolmy mom got me introuble

okay

I don't get it.

24 Yo momma so poor, when I spat on floor she jumped and yelled "swimming pool"

Laugh out loud and she started jumping in the spit and she said So REFRESHING

Said that to my friends mum got so busted

What that's funny 😁

25 Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked what she was doing and she said moving

That is so funny I almost peed my pants

First of all I heard this joke before this site was created so I don't know why people think this is funny and something to laugh at,it not at all! #NOTFUNNY#WHATTHE HELL YOU THINK

26 Yo mama so poor, her house is made of unpaid bills.

That is the best I have ever heard

LOOL! Amazing :D But how can she receive the bills when she have no real house?

27 Yo mamma so poor that she died

It's dumb but some how I ended up dying I am not yo mama though

This one is HORRIBLE:(

Your so stupid you so poor you died make a better joke like you

This isn't funny. - TwilightKitsune

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28 Yo Mama So Poor She Went McDonalds for Free Wifi
29 Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet

Wow laugh out loud this got me laughing hard

Laugh out loud can't stop

Laugh out loud... That's 2 funny!

This is the most funyest joke ever

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30 Yo Mama So Poor She Tried to Steal a Free Sample

That is stuped you can't steel a free sample

How do u steal free samples

31 Yo Momma so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!

Laugh out loud this one is extremely funny! I cracked up oh my gosh! Too funny. Just too funny.

Funny but could be better

Is FUNNY BUT I've SEEN BETTER 1Z

LMAO that is one of the most funniest ones I've heard!

32 Yo mamma so poor she has to wash paper plates

This one was so crazy, I was in a fight with my ex boyfriend and that totally ruined him. Nice...

Lol I died when I saw this

33 Yo Momma so poor the building society repossed her cardboard box

This is so stupid but funny that what she said! lolol - NinjaAssasin

34 Yo mama so poor she didn't have enough money to pay the electric bill in her cardboard box

Its funny because there is no electric in a cardboard box laugh out loud

That's sad I mean you can't even afford lights in a card board box

That is dum

35 Yo momma is so poor, she steals air from a bum.
36 Yo mama so poor, she steals oranges from people's trees, eats the fruit, and uses the skin for a bra.

Dame very funny but didn't pee my pants

Now that's funny I wiill give it a MILLION votes stupid people

I pee my pants when I heared it

Stupid but fumny

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37 Yo mamma is so poor she opened a Gmail account so she could eat the spam.

I know one your moma is so poor every time she here free sampels she say come on kids that is dinner

Yo if she is so poor how dose she get a gmail accout dose she have a computer?

38 Yo mama's so poor I stepped on a cigarette butt and she said "who turned off the heat?"

That's a good one. I am gonna make my friends crack up with this today, since I'm going to a party.

I think this funny

39 Yo mama is so poor that she when the guy at McD's gave her 15 cents back she yelled, It's Treasure!

Really funny best joke

40 Yo mama so poor, the rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.

Bad get more quality that's kiddish

This one is extremely clever for the older generation

41 Yo mama so poor when the wind stopped blowing she said "were did my clothes go?"

Yo mamma so poor she had to cut her hair off because she couldn't afford air-conditioning.

Yo mama so poor she mistaken Godzilla for a chicken leg

42 Yo mama's so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation
43 Yo mama so poor, the only time she gets a shower is when it rains.

Yo mama so tall she did a back flip and kicked jesus in the face

Good but I could do betta

It is so warm I never have to get out hahaahahaahaha

44 Yo mama so poor she uses Cheerios as earrings

That's not funny get some bedder ones

45 Yo mama so poor she makes bums look rich
46 Yo mama is so poor she waves a popsicle in the air and calls it air-conditioning

The first time I heard this joke was on South Park, and I almost pissed myself laughing. Now my friends use this joke on me.T.T

47 Yo mama is so poor that it takes her five years to pay her taxes

Laugh out loud that is bad I almost peed my pants

48 Yo momma so poor she went to the homeless shelter and stole their rags

Lol that it is so funny I almost died

49 Yo mama so poor she can't afford to talk

What u don't have to pay to talk

50 Your momma's so poor she married Oscar the Grouch.

Your mama so pore she asked the grinch to mary her so she could steal what he stole from other people.

Laugh out loud Now that's funny.

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1. Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention
2. Yo mama so poor, I swatted a firefly and she said, Who turned off the lights?
3. Yo mama so poor, her T.V. has two channels: ON and OFF.
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1. Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention
2. Yo mama so poor, her T.V. has two channels: ON and OFF.
3. Your mamas so poor that when I stayed for dinner there were three beans on the table. I took one and she said don't be greedy.
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1. Yo mama so poor, I saw her banging on a trash can, asked what she was doing, and she said, My kids locked me out.
2. Yo momma so poor, when I spat on floor she jumped and yelled "swimming pool"
3. Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
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