Top Ten Yo Momma So Poor Jokes

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1 Yo mama so poor, her T.V. has two channels: ON and OFF.

Laugh out loud I really this one wow this just made my night laugh out loud

Laugh out loud have t tel my best guy friends this

That's the best I ever heard yo laugh out loud
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It was crap

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2 Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention

Lol! thats simple bt still its funny

Haha so funny like really I can't stop laughing

I remember saying this to my friend when he told me that he cannot pay any attention in the class. And a second passed and the entire class glanced at me and laughed. - Zizz

Yo mama so tiny that she dated a Lego figure

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3 Yo mama so poor, I swatted a firefly and she said, Who turned off the lights?

LIKR SERIOUSLY THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ONE SO FAR! LITERALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER. WHO EVER WROTE THIS HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR I SWEAR! LOLOLOLLOLOLOL

It is so funny thanks people wont mess with me any more

It was so funny that my friend had milk pouring from his nose and he had a purple face. Thank you so much.

This should seriously be number one. Simple yet funny. It kind of just hits you in the face.

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4 Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on I said "I think you lost a shoe" but she goes "nah I found one"

I got one for you, yo mamas so poor I seen her kick a box down the street I asked her what she was doing, she said moving houses!

It's funny it copy from south park

Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from The condom factory

amazing

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5 Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she goes DING!

someone stole my joke but this is the funniest

You momma so poor her face is on the front of the food stamp card

Haha I have one your mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry

This is way funny but I got my own. Yo mama is so dirty the swamp loss monster
Begged her to shower.

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6 Yo mama so poor I visited her trailer and two cockroaches tripped me and a rat tried to steal my wallet

Ya momma's so poor that poor African children give money to HER.

Burn that was like funny laugh out loud your mommy so poor she eats all the money

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped in front of the T.V. I missed 5! Seasons of the bad girls club!

That's so funny& crazy! By:Alixas Clark

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7 Your mamas so poor that when I stayed for dinner there were three beans on the table. I took one and she said don't be greedy.

I think that joke is just so funny

Hay I never laugh like I haven't laughed at a single one even though they are hilarious I giggled at this one nice one

Good laugh out loud beans on the table I'm not going to her house putting that on my list

Yo mamas is so poor, she when to Payless but cannot afford to pay less

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8 Yo mama is so poor that when she saw a take a penny tray she said, I can't afford that

That was hilarious still laughing laugh out loud but messed up free penny tray I can't afford it

I'm laughing so hard my sides are stating to hurt

#laugh out loud the best

That is funny as heck theses are funny

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9 Yo mama so poor, I saw her moving cans around in an alley, asked what she was doing, and she said, remodeling.

Yo mama so poor that when she touched some body she made them poor

I like the joke under me!

Yo mama is so ugly when she looked in the mirror her own reflection ran away

Your mama is so fat when sheat on a dollar bill george washington sang oh can you see get your fat ass off me

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10 Yo mama so poor, her Welcome mat doesn't say Welcome; it says Welfare.

Yo mama so poor the birds throw bread at her. Yo mama so poor when she went outside to hang twoilet paper outside to dry. Yo mama so old when I said act after age she died.

Your mama so poor a coin is her budget

Yo mama so fat one day she whent to a public pool and someone screamed hippo!

U guys are amecheres

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The Contenders

11 Yo mama so poor, I saw her banging on a trash can, asked what she was doing, and she said, My kids locked me out.

Laugh out loud that is so funny but that would be weird If I actually saw that :D

Oh my God! I am bout to post that on Facebook

Your boring too you can't talk

LOL!

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12 Yo mama is so poor she had to squeeze her own milk out for her children to have cereal

THAT'S THE MOTHER OF ALL MOTHER POOR JOKES

That was sososossoo funny

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar George Washington sang "oh say can you see get your fat ass off me! "

Yo momma is so short she needs a ladder to pick up a quarter - TwilightKitsune

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13 Yo mama so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list

Laugh out loud to bad the eggs might be cracked

This one is the best from the rest

That's so funny LOL

Funniest one lol

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14 Yo momma so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her

Yo mama so ugly she made Freddy Krueger look like a angel

Yo mamas so poor I saw her kick a can I asked her what she was doing she said moving

That's so hilarious I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes

Hey that's my joke

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15 Yo mama so poor, I asked what was for dinner and she cocked a shotgun and said, Next one who moves.

That was a funny one I can't stop laughing

I like it because its funny and it gets people laughing

Would she be able to afford a shotgun?

So good

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16 Yo mama so poor that on Christmas Day, your family watched a video of other kids opening presents.

Laugh out loud mother is must be pore for Christmas presents but not for watching a video of other kids opening there presents.

Started laughing at this and everyone heard me wondering what the heck

That is the most funniest thing ever.

Can stop laughing

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17 Yo Momma so poor she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry

wow thats so nasty but hilarious - Okami

According to an anonymous site, a famous person named Yo Mamma died last night. Police have had the mother next door arrested on 25 counts of manslaughter. They suspect that the mother, in poverty, had hung up toilet paper to dry, and the smell killed Yo Mamma. The police decided that since there were 25 pieces of toilet paper, the mother had 25 counts of manslaughter.

Lmfao laugh out loud

That's so funny! By:Alixas Clark

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18 Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick people's fingers

That one is good!

I'm practically crying!

I used this on my friend.

19 Yo mama so poor, her address is This Side Up.

Laugh out loud I laughed so hard a farted

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20 Yo momma so poor that she can't afford a condom and gave birth to you.
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1. Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention
2. Yo mama so poor, I swatted a firefly and she said, Who turned off the lights?
3. Yo mama so poor, her T.V. has two channels: ON and OFF.
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1. Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention
2. Yo mama so poor, her T.V. has two channels: ON and OFF.
3. Your mamas so poor that when I stayed for dinner there were three beans on the table. I took one and she said don't be greedy.
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1. Yo mama so poor, I saw her banging on a trash can, asked what she was doing, and she said, My kids locked me out.
2. Yo momma so poor, when I spat on floor she jumped and yelled "swimming pool"
3. Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
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