Top 10 Best Types of Farts

The Top Ten
1 Silent and deadly

Silent butt deadly. People can smell it, but they couldn't hear it. They may not even know that it was you!

Well, not the deadly part.

2 Wet and sticky

One of the most hilarious sounding farts ever. I even hear them in dreams.

3 Accidental poop
4 Air fart

I do it all the time

5 Fart that seeps out without you knowing
6 Nuclear explosion fart
7 Pip
8 Car motor
9 The super atomic omega fart

This one, my friends, is even bigger, even louder, and even smellier than the SUPER version, because this one is ULTRA and NUCLEAR. Oh, and did I mention that the smell is so bad that it kills everyone within a New York City Sized area! It also destroys all buildings within the area as well! It is basically the equivalent of the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb, but with an ULTRA smell! Come to think of it, why didn't the Allies in World War II just do The ULTRA NUCLEAR Atomic Omega Fart on Hiroshima and Nagasaki?!

So smelly. Someone in my class once fainted. When my friend did it. She was so embarrassed when she farted. And yes, it was a she who did this fart

I'm a teen. A FEMALE teen. But honestly this list makes me roll on the floor because I've had all these farts.

This one is simply the greatest fart of all. No other fart is louder, more smellier than this!

10 Loud and proud

Once one of our relatives farted like this at early morning.. And everyone woke up!

That's dads type fart!

That's what my dad does.

The Contenders
11 Ass burner
12 Machine gun

Someone once did this in my face. She sat on me and said" take this Jake" and it was like the super omega fart exept repeatedly so it was worse. It was so smelly I went unconscious

13 Toot
14 Short and sweet
15 Long and smelly
16 Killer

This one really is a killer. this one feels like your buthole just ripped apart and the pain stays till about ten minutes whyyy

17 Toxic farts
18 Taking-a-dump fart
19 Poopy fart

Have these all the time. I like the smell.

20 The egg fart
21 The Jesus Christ fart

The holy fart! Should be higher on the list, but there couldn't be two number ones, can there?

22 Not so smelly
23 Rip roaring
24 The girl fart

I'm a girl and when I fart it's so embarrassing.One time I was on an elevator and I looked super HOT and this guy was hitting on me but then my stomach started bubbling and I farted extremely loud and as soon as those elevator doors opened he left.I was so embarrassed

Contrary to popular belief, farts are not only released from males, but these toxins are also emitted from females.

Usually tomboys like farting and I'm a tomboy.

Obviously girls fart but until I met my girlfriend I didn't know they could fart better than boys, her fart smell disgusting and there wet

25 Your good old average fart

Not the best, but neither is it the worst. It's not too smelly or too loud, but not too odorless or too silent. Just your normal fart, the fart that most people fart out.

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