Best Types of Farts

The Top Ten

1 Silent and deadly

Silent butt deadly. People can smell it, but they couldn't hear it. They may not even know that it was you!

This fart is great because no one nows you've done it

my mom doesn't like it.

If I smell one of these I’ll run away from it

2 Wet and sticky

in TDRR macarthur farted like this by the way it might mean you need to poop very bad

One of the most hilarious sounding farts ever. I even hear them in dreams.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

3 Accidental poop

ALL. THE. TIME.

My stomach:tiny gurgle
Me:Uh oh guess I have to fart
Me:tiny fart...SPLAT
Me:Oh crap...literally😰
TRUE STORY

4 Air fart

I do it all the time

5 Fart that seeps out without you knowing

it happens all the time

6 Nuclear explosion fart
7 Car motor

drivers

B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B…WR! Lol so funny. One time I farted like this and everyone thought it was a real car. It's really funny at school, sitting in those plastic chairs will only make it louder

8 The super atomic omega fart

I'm a teen. A FEMALE teen. But honestly this list makes me roll on the floor because I've had all these farts.

This one, my friends, is even bigger, even louder, and even smellier than the SUPER version, because this one is ULTRA and NUCLEAR. Oh, and did I mention that the smell is so bad that it kills everyone within a New York City Sized area! It also destroys all buildings within the area as well! It is basically the equivalent of the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb, but with an ULTRA smell! Come to think of it, why didn't the Allies in World War II just do The ULTRA NUCLEAR Atomic Omega Fart on Hiroshima and Nagasaki?!

So smelly. Someone in my class once fainted. When my friend did it. She was so embarrassed when she farted. And yes, it was a she who did this fart

This one is simply the greatest fart of all. No other fart is louder, more smellier than this!

9 Loud and proud

Once one of our relatives farted like this at early morning.. And everyone woke up!

That's dads type fart!

its loud

10 Pip

Nothing is funnier than this sound...pffff

The Contenders

11 Ass burner
12 Short and sweet

sort but loud

13 Machine gun

Someone once did this in my face. She sat on me and said" take this Jake" and it was like the super omega fart exept repeatedly so it was worse. It was so smelly I went unconscious

really loud you can here it from the other room.

I died

So smellu

14 Toot

its normal

15 Killer

This one really is a killer. this one feels like your buthole just ripped apart and the pain stays till about ten minutes whyyy

16 Long and smelly

very smelly

17 Toxic farts

Yep I fainted myself doing it

death

18 Taking-a-dump fart
19 Poopy fart

Have these all the time. I like the smell.

I made this all the time as a 2 year old

wow

20 The Jesus Christ fart

The holy fart! Should be higher on the list, but there couldn't be two number ones, can there?

woah

21 The egg fart

smells like rotten eggs

These farts will simply let you get outa he room or faint
Stuff happens
It’s actually pretty loud

SULFA

yuck

22 Not so smelly
23 Rip roaring

As in after a big batch of Down Home Chili

24 The girl fart

Contrary to popular belief, farts are not only released from males, but these toxins are also emitted from females.

Usually tomboys like farting and I'm a tomboy.

Obviously girls fart but until I met my girlfriend I didn’t know they could fart better than boys, her fart smell disgusting and there wet

I only just found out they were real!

25 Your good old average fart

Not the best, but neither is it the worst. It's not too smelly or too loud, but not too odorless or too silent. Just your normal fart, the fart that most people fart out.

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