Best Types of Farts
The Top Ten
Silent butt deadly. People can smell it, but they couldn't hear it. They may not even know that it was you!
This fart is great because no one nows you've done it
my mom doesn't like it.
If I smell one of these I’ll run away from it
in TDRR macarthur farted like this by the way it might mean you need to poop very bad
One of the most hilarious sounding farts ever. I even hear them in dreams.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
ALL. THE. TIME.
My stomach:tiny gurgle
Me:Uh oh guess I have to fart
I do it all the time
it happens all the time
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B…WR! Lol so funny. One time I farted like this and everyone thought it was a real car. It's really funny at school, sitting in those plastic chairs will only make it louder
I'm a teen. A FEMALE teen. But honestly this list makes me roll on the floor because I've had all these farts.
This one, my friends, is even bigger, even louder, and even smellier than the SUPER version, because this one is ULTRA and NUCLEAR. Oh, and did I mention that the smell is so bad that it kills everyone within a New York City Sized area! It also destroys all buildings within the area as well! It is basically the equivalent of the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb, but with an ULTRA smell! Come to think of it, why didn't the Allies in World War II just do The ULTRA NUCLEAR Atomic Omega Fart on Hiroshima and Nagasaki?!
So smelly. Someone in my class once fainted. When my friend did it. She was so embarrassed when she farted. And yes, it was a she who did this fart
This one is simply the greatest fart of all. No other fart is louder, more smellier than this!
Once one of our relatives farted like this at early morning.. And everyone woke up!
That's dads type fart!
Nothing is funnier than this sound...pffff
sort but loud
Someone once did this in my face. She sat on me and said" take this Jake" and it was like the super omega fart exept repeatedly so it was worse. It was so smelly I went unconscious
really loud you can here it from the other room.
This one really is a killer. this one feels like your buthole just ripped apart and the pain stays till about ten minutes whyyy
Yep I fainted myself doing it
Have these all the time. I like the smell.
I made this all the time as a 2 year old
The holy fart! Should be higher on the list, but there couldn't be two number ones, can there?
smells like rotten eggs
These farts will simply let you get outa he room or faint
It’s actually pretty loud
As in after a big batch of Down Home Chili
Contrary to popular belief, farts are not only released from males, but these toxins are also emitted from females.
Usually tomboys like farting and I'm a tomboy.
Obviously girls fart but until I met my girlfriend I didn’t know they could fart better than boys, her fart smell disgusting and there wet
I only just found out they were real!
Not the best, but neither is it the worst. It's not too smelly or too loud, but not too odorless or too silent. Just your normal fart, the fart that most people fart out.