Best Types of Farts

The Top Ten Best Types of Farts

1 Silent and deadly

Silent butt deadly. People can smell it, but they couldn't hear it. They may not even know that it was you!

This fart is great because no one nows you've done it

My friend was once farting in my face! Then when I thought she stopped she was really doing this fart! The smell then got to me and I fainted! 🤢

2 Wet and sticky

One of the most hilarious sounding farts ever. I even hear them in dreams.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

3 Accidental poop

ALL. THE. TIME.

My stomach:tiny gurgle
Me:Uh oh guess I have to fart
Me:tiny fart...SPLAT
Me:Oh crap...literally😰
TRUE STORY

4 Air fart

I do it all the time

5 Fart that seeps out without you knowing
6 Nuclear explosion fart
7 Car motor

drivers

B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B…WR! Lol so funny. One time I farted like this and everyone thought it was a real car. It's really funny at school, sitting in those plastic chairs will only make it louder

8 Pip

Nothing is funnier than this sound...pffff

9 Loud and proud

Once one of our relatives farted like this at early morning.. And everyone woke up!

That's dads type fart!

10 The super atomic omega fart

This one, my friends, is even bigger, even louder, and even smellier than the SUPER version, because this one is ULTRA and NUCLEAR. Oh, and did I mention that the smell is so bad that it kills everyone within a New York City Sized area! It also destroys all buildings within the area as well! It is basically the equivalent of the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb, but with an ULTRA smell! Come to think of it, why didn't the Allies in World War II just do The ULTRA NUCLEAR Atomic Omega Fart on Hiroshima and Nagasaki?!

Woke up one lovely morning thinking a bomb was going of but saw it was just my girl blasting the loudest fart I’d ever heard right in my face

So smelly. Someone in my class once fainted. When my friend did it. She was so embarrassed when she farted. And yes, it was a she who did this fart

This one is simply the greatest fart of all. No other fart is louder, more smellier than this!

The Contenders

11 Ass burner
12 Short and sweet
13 Toot
14 Machine gun

Someone once did this in my face. She sat on me and said" take this Jake" and it was like the super omega fart exept repeatedly so it was worse. It was so smelly I went unconscious

I died

So smellu

15 Killer

This one really is a killer. this one feels like your buthole just ripped apart and the pain stays till about ten minutes whyyy

16 Long and smelly
17 Toxic farts

Yep I fainted myself doing it

death

18 Taking-a-dump fart
19 Not so smelly
20 Poopy fart

Have these all the time. I like the smell.

I made this all the time as a 2 year old

wow

21 The Jesus Christ fart

The holy fart! Should be higher on the list, but there couldn't be two number ones, can there?

woah

22 The egg fart

These farts will simply let you get outa he room or faint
Stuff happens
It’s actually pretty loud

SULFA

yuck

23 Your good old average fart

Not the best, but neither is it the worst. It's not too smelly or too loud, but not too odorless or too silent. Just your normal fart, the fart that most people fart out.

24 Feebee

Bee in panniers. U fart-pee

wetness

25 The squeaker

Boogie Woogie Bugle boy of Company B

26 Rip roaring

As in after a big batch of Down Home Chili

27 The super stinky

Not as smelly as the super atomic omega fart, but that's because it's not as loud.

28 Cheese fart

The fart you get when you eat too many diary products.

29 Let it go fart

Elsa just had to let it go.

I hate frozen

30 Sex fart

They fart you have during, or after sex. Imagine how your partner is going to feel.

31

The fart from an autistic kid. Usually smellier than your average fart.

32 The girl fart

Obviously girls fart but until I met my girlfriend I didn’t know they could fart better than boys, her fart smell disgusting and there wet

Contrary to popular belief, farts are not only released from males, but these toxins are also emitted from females.

Usually tomboys like farting and I'm a tomboy.

I'm a girl and when I fart it's so embarrassing.One time I was on an elevator and I looked super HOT and this guy was hitting on me but then my stomach started bubbling and I farted extremely loud and as soon as those elevator doors opened he left.I was so embarrassed

33 Truck stop
34 Poop hopper

Poo in shoes. No hope

35 The Brap
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