Best Types of Farts
The Top Ten
Silent butt deadly. People can smell it, but they couldn't hear it. They may not even know that it was you!
This fart is great because no one nows you've done it
My friend was once farting in my face! Then when I thought she stopped she was really doing this fart! The smell then got to me and I fainted! 🤢
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
My stomach:tiny gurgle
Me:Uh oh guess I have to fart
Once one of our relatives farted like this at early morning.. And everyone woke up!
That's dads type fart!
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B…WR! Lol so funny. One time I farted like this and everyone thought it was a real car. It's really funny at school, sitting in those plastic chairs will only make it louder - BlueTopazIceVanilla
So smelly. Someone in my class once fainted. When my friend did it. She was so embarrassed when she farted. And yes, it was a she who did this fart
This one is simply the greatest fart of all. No other fart is louder, more smellier than this!
When I do these farts in my room you can smell it from the entrance and a little bit outside.
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Someone once did this in my face. She sat on me and said" take this Jake" and it was like the super omega fart exept repeatedly so it was worse. It was so smelly I went unconscious
This one, my friends, is even bigger, even louder, and even smellier than the SUPER version, because this one is ULTRA and NUCLEAR. Oh, and did I mention that the smell is so bad that it kills everyone within a New York City Sized area! It also destroys all buildings within the area as well! It is basically the equivalent of the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb, but with an ULTRA smell! Come to think of it, why didn't the Allies in World War II just do The ULTRA NUCLEAR Atomic Omega Fart on Hiroshima and Nagasaki?!
Have these all the time. I like the smell.
Boogie Woogie Bugle boy of Company B
As in after a big batch of Down Home Chili
Not as smelly as the super atomic omega fart, but that's because it's not as loud.
The fart you get when you eat too many diary products.
Elsa just had to let it go.
They fart you have during, or after sex. Imagine how your partner is going to feel.
The fart from an autistic kid. Usually smellier than your average fart.
The holy fart! Should be higher on the list, but there couldn't be two number ones, can there?
Contrary to popular belief, farts are not only released from males, but these toxins are also emitted from females.
Usually tomboys like farting and I'm a tomboy.
I'm a girl and when I fart it's so embarrassing.One time I was on an elevator and I looked super HOT and this guy was hitting on me but then my stomach started bubbling and I farted extremely loud and as soon as those elevator doors opened he left.I was so embarrassed
Not the best, but neither is it the worst. It's not too smelly or too loud, but not too odorless or too silent. Just your normal fart, the fart that most people fart out.
Poo in shoes. No hope
Bee in panniers. U fart-pee
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2. Silent and deadly
3. Accidental poop