Top Ten Cheesy Chat-Up Lines to Use On Certain Users of TheTopTens

PositronWildhawk
Whether on not I shall use these in context really depends on the situation. Chances are I won't. And the main reason why I put three guys in this list is because I could only think of seven girls.

The Top Ten

1 This old sock won't handle the periodic force. Can I try a moldy one? (MoldySock)

Wonder when she'll come back to laugh at this. - PositronWildhawk

2 My wolftail is six inches, if you're interested. (Wolftail)

I love this one! - nintendofan126

3 You're Magnolia? You're Magnificent! (Magnolia)
4 Like turkeys in general, you have excellent breasts. (Turkeyasylum)

I think this one's a bit awkward because Turkeyasylum's a guy, but hey, it's funny! - PositronWildhawk

This made me laugh :D - EvilAngel

5 Hol-I-Rolo-ver for you! (HollyRolo)
6 Are you sure you're not the blue diamond missing from my heart? (BlueDiamondFromNowhere)

Yes, that's a pretty important constituent of my pacemaker. - PositronWildhawk

I really love this one. It reminds me of romantic relashionships - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

7 ruJILLicious! (ruJILLous)
8 I want to Delgia-in you! (Delgia2k)

OK uh dis a bit awkward don't you think? Oh and I think that Delgia is a misspelling of Dialga which is a Pokemon. - RiverClanRocks

9 I go SuperHyper for you! (Superhyperdude)

As I'm sure the girls will, eventually. - PositronWildhawk

10 You're lovemusic? I loveyou! (lovemusic)

The Contenders

11 We will pug you (Puga)
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1. This old sock won't handle the periodic force. Can I try a moldy one? (MoldySock)
2. My wolftail is six inches, if you're interested. (Wolftail)
3. You're Magnolia? You're Magnificent! (Magnolia)
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