Top Ten Facts About TheTopTens User Forever_Smiling13

The Top Ten
1 When I answer the phone, I answer like this: Hello, this is Kris. How would you like to die?

Yay, whenever I phone someone it's always so boring. Good to see we have a conversation starter.

Wow that's one way to start a conversation

What a very kind person you are.

Now, I never call you

2 I obsess over serial killers

I'm with you there. I think I'm the only serial killer fan girl who loves Back to the Future.

That's why I liked her

3 I sometimes like to talk in a Russian accent for no reason at all

Just like me?

*puts on Russian accent* the, comrade, we shall steal the Vodka from the Capitalist American Convoy, right Vasili?

Russian accent. So badass.

4 I keep a knife under my bed and I named him Jeffery

Knives are so adorable. I had one named Max. (Don't judge me for saying they're adorable, I have problems. As in, serious issues.)

I think I have to name mine also.

That's

1) Creepy

2) weird

3) Funny

5 I like to talk about the destruction of anything and everything

I like to talk about it as well but scientifically. Like entropy being the measure of destruction in the universe.

So why your name is forever smiling, It must be something like forever destruction or everywhere destruction

6 I have dreams about killing everyone I know almost every night

Hope one of them isn't me

That's a sad life.

7 I stare at people for no reason at all

I do that all the time. People think I'm creepy.

I find this one quite relatable. I don't care how many people think I'm creepy :D

8 Creepypastas are on my mind 24/7
9 I HAVE to see everyone smiling and happy
10 I want to go to an insane asylum and live there

Why? Those places are haunted, poop stained, buildings of torture and suffering

Are you sure you wanna live there? Insane asylum isn't a simple place, you know

The Contenders
11 She is wonderful
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