Top Ten Best Knock Knock Jokes

The Top Ten
1 Knock knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin your house

I love this knock knock joke it's amazing :) literally LOL

Ha ha ha it's so funny

2 Knock knock. Who's there? Stan. Stan who? Stan back, or I'll shoot.

I bet I’ve got a better one. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spell, spell who? W-H-O.

3 Knock knock. Who's there? Myth. Myth who? Myth you too.

Ahh... A sweet, sensitive soul... With a lisp! Haha!

4 Knock knock. Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut open it until Christmas.

LOL! This one is funny! - Animefan12

5 Knock knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena a little bit closer and I will tell you.

Oops. Its Knock Knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little bit closer and I will tell you. - zach2246tt

6 Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who. I didn't know you could yodel!

I love this one but I think I heard it somewhere

This one is a classic. Because it's dreadful.

7 Knock knock. Who's there? Pasture. Pasture who? Pasture bedtime.
8 Knock knock. Who's there? Eddie. Eddie who? Eddie body home?
9 Knock knock. Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone.

Ha, this is the most common. - Animefan12

10 Knock Knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

I forgot what I was about to comment

This is kinda brilliant! - Curti2594

Haha wow this is funny

Haha this is clever - MusicGirl

The Contenders
11 Knock knock. Who's there? Nana. Nana your business!

hahaha its funny

This a bit funny

Hha laugh out loud but there all simular in one way but thumbs up for it laugh out loud

It's actually
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Nunya who?
Nunya Business!

12 Knock knock. It's open

Ha ha very funney not

13 Knock knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
14 Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Me who? Seriously it's me, I'm just telling a knock knock joke.
15 Knock knock. Who's there? Grape. Grape who? Ew, I don't care what color it is...

I didn't get it at first, but, after a few minutes, I figured that it sounds like gray poo. LOL! I Love it! - Animefan12

Say it aloud and it will sound like you're saying "gray poo".

That is so truee I said it aloud and it sounded like gray poo I even got embarassed in my own head

16 Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there!. My name is knock knock

This is comedy gold.

17 Knock knock. Who's there? Britney spears. Knock knock. Who's there. Oops I did it again!!?
18 Knock knock. Who's there? I'm a pile up. I'm a pile up who

It says poo, so it is immediately funny.

19 Knock knock. Who's there? Screwy. Screwy who? Well screw you too!
20 Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Aw, don't cry.

My dad does this one to me all the time.

21 Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery

I was hoping it would be "dishes a very bad joke" like in Undertale.

22 Knock knock. Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam foot got caught in the door!

Awesome, it's "my dumb foot got caught in the door"! - Animefan12

23 Knock knock. Who's there? Chocolate. Chocolate who? Pudding!

Lame - DrayTopTens

24 Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Co- MOOOOOO! (cutoff)

This was used in the Dreamworks movie, Home.

25 Knock knock. Come in.

This joke is lame.
The length of this joke can be increased.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Come in.
Come in who?
Sorry, you can't come in because you're already in.
Sorry, you can't come in because you're already in who?
Whatever, allow me in.
Whatever, allow me i- *Door Breaks* - Animefan12

Lame lol it does not need lol it needs bla

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