Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Skinny Jokes

"Yo mama so skinny" jokes are some of the dumbest jokes around, and that is exactly why they are funny. They take one silly idea and push it way too far, turning somebody's mom into a walking stick figure who disappears when she turns sideways. The whole point is being ridiculous, and these jokes are very good at that.

Some of them are goofy. Some are actually hilarious. But the best ones paint such a stupid picture in your head that you cannot help laughing. From jokes about dodging raindrops to needing to run around in the shower to get wet, these one-liners are all about absurd exaggeration, cheap laughs, and having a good time.

1. Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain

   

   Haha! These jokes are so well written. I am very amused!

   I came to this country from Brazil, hoping to make a living for me and my family. I hate this country, but the women are very friendly.

   I laughed so hard I fell on the floor, and I was doing a yo mama battle and won with this joke. It was funny.

   Ha, this. Ahh, I can't spell. It's just so funny. Laugh out loud! Ahh, not again. Shoot.

2. Yo mama so skinny when she took her first steps her legs snapped

   Only yo mama joke that makes me laugh out loud.

   This is the weirdest joke ever.

   This is simply great! I love it.

3. Yo mama so skinny when she was pregnant no one noticed

   I think that was hilarious and sad. I'm still using it at school, laugh out loud!

   That was so funny, but I don't think that could happen.

   Imagine her fighting with the doctor about that!

4. Yo mama so skinny when she dropped her watch in the drain she slid through the railings of the drain to get it

   Laugh out loud, I am going to be in tears by the end of this.

   That joke's mean but hilarious.

   Man, that's so funny.

5. Yo mama so skinny she has to run around in the bath just so she can get wet

   Laugh out loud. Man! The momma must have starved herself for ages with each of her births. If she is so skinny, I wonder how she stays on land.

   That is so funny it made me laugh my guts out.

   That was really funny! Laugh out loud!

6. Yo mama so skinny when she was little her dad accidentally thought her legs were matchsticks and tried to light up a fire

   Laugh out loud, I got it. You know how matches are small and thin, mainly wood? Well, she is that skinny.

   I'm crying about this one. Good one.

   Ha ha ha, hell, that was hilarious.

7. Yo mama so skinny when she was about to get hit by a train the train missed

   Was she really that skinny?

   It is really, really good.

   Hahahhahahha, this one was hilarious.

8. Yo mama so skinny she fell through the hole of the toilet

   Well, this is underrated. This should be top 5! But it's still funny. Laugh out loud, laugh out loud, laugh out loud.

   I think that I should be on the number 1 comment list.

   She can't sit on the toilet. Of course she'll fall in!

9. Yo mama so skinny when she ate a meatball I thought she was pregnant

   The best? THE BEST?! It's the greatest joke in history.

   I wish I was lying. I really do.

   The best one out of any of the other jokes listed above.

   Good one. Better than the other one about pregnancy.

10. Yo mama so skinny she can do push-ups under the door

    Best joke in the history of jokes ever.

    That's hilarious. I'm gonna use that.

    I'm totally using this one in school.

The Newcomers
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    Yo mama so skinny she made Flat Stanley jealous

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    Yo mama so skinny she uses a pool noodle as a sleeping bag

The Contenders

13. Yo mama so skinny she fell through the little lines of the patterns on the chair

    I love this one. It's just so funny.

    That was funny.

    I love this one.

14. Yo mama so skinny when the wind blew she flew away

    It's going to be funny.

15. Yo mama so skinny when she stepped on a scale nothing came up

    I think it is a bit better than yo mama so fat jokes. Ha ha.

    Well, that was good, but not as funny as the third one.

    Hahaha, that's really funny. It's true too.

16. Yo mama so skinny when she goes to work nobody notices her at the cash register

    Sorry, I guess you still have no money.

17. Yo mama so skinny she hides behind a toothpick

18. Yo mama so skinny her secret hiding place is under the sofa

19. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared

    This was the best joke ever in the history of jokes.

    Lol

20. Yo mama so skinny she only has 1 stripe on her pajamas

    I told it to my friend, and he started crying.

    Haha, good one.

21. Yo mama so skinny she got lost in a pea

22. Yo mama so skinny even the letter L is fatter than her

    I'm gonna use it at my school.

23. Yo mama so skinny she isn't fat

    I think this joke is the best joke in the world!

    Haha, great! Classic anti-joke.

24. Yo mama so skinny she could not have you

    This is so stupid, it's funny.

25. Yo mama so skinny when she stepped on the scale the reading was in negative numbers

    Laugh out loud, I just thought of that on the spot.

    18/02/2014

26. Yo mama so skinny whenever she sleeps you can't find her in the morning

    I think this one's quite good.

    Haha, that's so funny.

27. Yo mama so skinny when she wants to get out of jail she just goes through the bars

    This is so funny! My mom's friend is skinny.

    Pretty funny, but lame.

    Yeah, this is classy.