Top Ten Messages for the User Turkeyasylum for Him to Take In Real Life

This is a joke list and am original way of saying goodbye to one of my best friends here.

The Top Ten

1 Smoke weed

2 Punch those arrogant people in their face

3 Always act overconfidently

I can always pick up a trumpet to pump my ego up if I need to (sorry, really bad band joke here).

4 Never lose a fight

5 Always make sure you get the remote

6 Make sure you Assassinate some terrorists in games

7 Make sure The Soviet Union doesn't end the Poland space program

Don't worry, Poland can into space, no matter what grammar Nazi has to say about it.

8 Worship the Fonz

9 Quickscope the Cheese Snowman

Sorry, I did that a few days ago.

10 Always make sure people know you're the boss

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