Signs You’re a Self-Centered TopTenner

The Top Ten
1 You are #1 on all of your remixes on good user ranking lists
2 You make over 20 backup accounts to remix you to the top of the best users list
3 You make a list about why you’re the best user
4 Most of your comments are about your position on user ranking lists
5 You assume every comment is about you

Of course, if its negative comments, & you think they are about you, it could be a sign of paranoia. ;-)

6 You start a fan club for yourself
7 You message users about how much better you are than them
8 You write posts about how bad TheTopTens would be if you weren’t a user
9 You make award shows and make yourself win even if you get no votes
10 When someone writes a good comment about another user, you reply “I think you mean (your username)”
The Contenders
11 You haven't been an active user for long time but come to this site just to vote for yourself on user ranking lists
12 You write song parodies about how good you are

Look What You Made Me Do

Oh, I am a great user,
I am a great user,
I don't know why I’m not in the top ten
Of that list,
About the best users,
I am the best user,
I’m the best user.

13 All you ever talk about is your post series

"hi, how is your day going? "
"GOOD BECAUSE MY POST SERIES IS GOOD"
"So, what's your favorite color"
"WHATEVER COLOR MY POST SERIES IS"
"What do you want to talk about today? "
"MY POST SERIES IT'S SO AMAZING"

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