Worst Jokes Ever

The Top Ten

1 I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

I can think of ten off the bat that are all far worse than anything on this list.

1) What did the board board say to the other board board... I am board!

2) Why did the chicken cross the road... It wanted to commit suicide!

3) What did the dog say to the cat at the bar... Woof!

4) What sound did the drug addicts's car make when starting up... Shroom!

5) What's worse than a worm in you're apple... The holocaust!

I'm laughing at this because of how generic it sounds. It sounds like something you would say in a normal conversation

Lol that is awesomely bad if you know what I mean

I'm literally on the floor laughing because of how bad these jokes are!

2 How do you get a peanut to laugh? You crack it up.

So basically you have to torture it to make it laugh?

Wait so you need to murder it?

Phht. Oh wow. The joke is so generic that it makes me kinda snicker a bit.

That copied the egg one

3 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

I don't get it.

It's a play on words. At weddings, receptions are when the groom and bride open and claim the gifts the guests brought them. With antennas, reception is when the antenna receives the information and connection. - 0w0uwu

That was super funny

funny

Ba dum tsss

4 What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

Just a ripoff of the to get to the other side joke - Unnamed Google User Remade

Nice attempt to be a comedian. Actually, it's really just stupid, to be honest. Not a real joke.

This is not even a joke

I know. Probably some 5 year old who made this one up and then they called it a joke. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

This makes no sense...

5 Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

That is dreadful. Yet amusing.

I can't stop laughing!

I don't get this one.

So cringe-worthy! I hate puns

6 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

This is a really good joke. The joke is that there is no joke. That's literally the joke. Stop overthinking.

There is an actual punchline. The chicken crossed the road to get hit by a car and to the afterlife...aka, the other side. Talk about dark humor.

This isn't even a joke. It's a generic question with a generic answer that are both not even supposed to be humorous. I can change the animal to weasel and it still wouldn't make a difference.

This joke sucks, and should be. Number 1. To get to the other side? That's not a real joke. This isn't even funny.

7 What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.

Good morning to everyone except the creator of this joke

*insert drum sound effect here*

8 I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

That is a real cracker

Oh god

That joke is really good😜😇! Could the person who put the joke on the top tens make it make sense for young children?

9 What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.

This one isn't bad. At least I get the joke.

This is not too bad...

This one's kind of cool, to be honest.

Rap music needs to die

10 What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live in the ground, except for the eagle.

This is definitely an idiotic joke that shouldn't be considered a joke.

This makes no sense at all. That's that they have in common?! REALLY?! COME ON PEOPLE, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!

Makes no sense. Which is exactly why it should be #1

This joke is amazing. Anti-humor, folks!

The Contenders

11 What did the tree put on it's salad?

Is this even a joke?

crap

12 What's grey and can't climb trees? Parking lots

What is also grey and can't climb trees, your imagination

I think there are a lot more grey things that can't climb trees than just parking lots.

There are a lot more grey things then that!

NO your love life

13 Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the monkey falls out of the tree? Because it was attached to the cat.

Imagine calling this a joke. It's just awful in every way. Definitely a WOAT joke if it's counted as one.

Living creatures aren't "it"

This should be much higher, to be honest.

This one's just...sad.

14 *Insert bad joke here*

Okay, THIS one is KINDA amusing...

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

*insert quick exhale out of nose here*

What's the bad joke? This is the joke.

15 That was supposed to be an inside joke,
16 What does a cat say when you throw him off a boat?

Thought I smelled fish lol. My bad.

17 What do you get when you put a dandelion in the dryer?

It's not even a joke.

What?

18 What's a specimen? An Italian astronaut

I like that one. Quite clever.

Ha ha I just got this. So damn stupid.

Actually clever not gonna lie

i hate you

19 Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

This actually cracked me up

It's a pretty decent joke, to be honest.

This must be Part 2 to the chicken joke.

At least this one is original

20 What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

It's so obvious yet unfunny.

21 Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low elf-esteem.

I looked through all of these and this is the only one that actually made me cringe. Bravo.

So cheesy

Boring.

22 What weapon does a ghost use?

Itself

23 What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

I get it but it's too cheesy and bad.

24 Why did Fred eat the lamp?

If you type the joke, FiNiSh ThE JoKe!

Because sheep don't use markers.

25 Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.

Sounds like a dad joke

Discrimination, reported.

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