Worst Jokes Everbooklover1
The Top Ten
I can think of ten off the bat that are all far worse than anything on this list.
1) What did the board board say to the other board board... I am board!
2) Why did the chicken cross the road... It wanted to commit suicide!
3) What did the dog say to the cat at the bar... Woof!
4) What sound did the drug addicts's car make when starting up... Shroom!
5) What's worse than a worm in you're apple... The holocaust!
I'm laughing at this because of how generic it sounds. It sounds like something you would say in a normal conversation - Mcgillacuddy
Lol that is awesomely bad if you know what I mean - jmepa123
So bad it's funny - PeeledBananaV 3 Comments
This was kinda funny
I don't get it.
So basically you have to torture it to make it laugh? - Mcgillacuddy
Wait so you need to murder it?
I'm not cracked up after reading this. - Alkadikce
I do not think it will laugh if you murder it-RVZ SagarisV 1 Comment
This is not even a joke - PrinceAntho
This makes no sense...
Good king wencenclas looked out on the feast of stephen, when the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even. The last words to this Christmas song completes the joke
I don't get it. - Userguy44V 2 Comments
This isn't even a joke. It's a generic question with a generic answer that are both not even supposed to be humorous. I can change the animal to weasel and it still wouldn't make a difference. - Mcgillacuddy
This joke sucks, and should be. Number 1. To get to the other side? That's not a real joke. This isn't even funny.
Man, this joke sucks! To get to the other side? Really? This isn't a joke!
I get a migrane hearing that jokesV 11 Comments
That is a real cracker
That joke is really good😜😇! Could the person who put the joke on the top tens make it make sense for young children?
That is dreadful. Yet amusing. - PositronWildhawk
I can't stop laughing!
Cringy, but not bad
Good morning to everyone except the creator of this joke
This is not too bad...
Rap music needs to die - ihatetrump
This is actually really funny. =^v^=
Wow... These jokes suck! I have a joke " why did the chicken cross the road! " that's all I have so far
crap - ihatetrump
This makes no sense at all. That's that they have in common?! REALLY?! COME ON PEOPLE, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!
This one is funny. I like it. =^v^=
It is not a propper joke but it is still really funny. =^v^ =
The mole gets paid better though. probably because it will put anything in its mouth. Eagle is picky.
Okay, THIS one is KINDA amusing...
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side
This was kinda funny
What's the bad joke? This is the joke.V 8 Comments
I looked through all of these and this is the only one that actually made me cringe. Bravo.
What is also grey and can't climb trees, your imagination
I think there are a lot more grey things that can't climb trees than just parking lots. - Mcgillacuddy
That is so funny. Really, it is! =^v^=
Living creatures aren't "it" - ihatetrump
This one's just...sad.
Poor cat. - Userguy44
Thought I smelled fish lol. My bad.
I like that one. Quite clever. - PositronWildhawk
This actually cracked me up - PeeledBanana
This must be Part 2 to the chicken joke.
Then how did sally get on
This is a really stupid and sexist joke.
Romanians have lots of hate jokes about Hungarians, this is one of the more gross ones. - Alkadikce
Umm so what's the joke?
The joke is he's a duck so he's ducking th bar. I have no kill kms
Why do people think crying sounds like boo hoo hoo?
Lol - Userguy44
It's so overused that it's annoying. - Userguy44
This joke is just terrible. I found it on a popsicle stick lying in a parking lot.
Why does 6 hate 7? Because 7 "eight" 9.
So that's what Queen got inspired by? - Userguy44
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2. What's grey and can't climb trees? Parking lots
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2. What did the tree put on it's salad?
3. What does a cat say when you throw him off a boat?
2. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
3. What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
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