Worst Jokes Ever

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The Top Ten

1 I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

I can think of ten off the bat that are all far worse than anything on this list.

1) What did the board board say to the other board board... I am board!

2) Why did the chicken cross the road... It wanted to commit suicide!

3) What did the dog say to the cat at the bar... Woof!

4) What sound did the drug addicts's car make when starting up... Shroom!

5) What's worse than a worm in you're apple... The holocaust!

I'm laughing at this because of how generic it sounds. It sounds like something you would say in a normal conversation - Mcgillacuddy

Lol that is awesomely bad if you know what I mean - jmepa123

I get this joke, but it's stupid.

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2 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

This was kinda funny

I don't get it.

Lol

3 How do you get a peanut to laugh? You crack it up.

So basically you have to torture it to make it laugh? - Mcgillacuddy

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4 What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

Good king wencenclas looked out on the feast of stephen, when the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even. The last words to this Christmas song completes the joke

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5 I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle. V 2 Comments
6 Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. V 2 Comments
7 What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper. V 3 Comments
8 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

This isn't even a joke. It's a generic question with a generic answer that are both not even supposed to be humorous. I can change the animal to weasel and it still wouldn't make a difference. - Mcgillacuddy

This joke sucks, and should be. Number 1. To get to the other side? That's not a real joke. This isn't even funny.

Man, this joke sucks! To get to the other side? Really? This isn't a joke!

How did this even get famous

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9 What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
10 What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live in the ground, except for the eagle.

This makes no sense at all. That's that they have in common?! REALLY?! COME ON PEOPLE, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!

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The Contenders

11 What did the tree put on it's salad?
12 Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low elf-esteem.

I looked through all of these and this is the only one that actually made me cringe. Bravo. - MarianasPilots

13 *Insert bad joke here*

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Okay, THIS one is KINDA amusing...

This was kinda funny

Two muffins are in an oven. muffin 1: wow it's really hot in here! muffin 2: AAAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!

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14 What's grey and can't climb trees? Parking lots

I think there are a lot more grey things that can't climb trees than just parking lots. - Mcgillacuddy

What is also grey and can't climb trees, your imagination

That is so funny. Really, it is! =^v^=

15 Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the monkey falls out of the tree? Because it was attached to the cat.

This one's just...sad. - naFrovivuS

16 What's a specimen? An Italian astronaut

I like that one. Quite clever. - PositronWildhawk

17 What does a cat say when you throw him off a boat?

Thought I smelled fish lol. My bad.

18 That was supposed to be an inside joke,
19 Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

This must be Part 2 to the chicken joke.

20 What weapon does a ghost use?

Itself - naFrovivuS

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Top Remixes (9)

1. What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live in the ground, except for the eagle.
2. What's grey and can't climb trees? Parking lots
3. Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the monkey falls out of the tree? Because it was attached to the cat.
keycha1n
1. That was supposed to be an inside joke,
2. What did the tree put on it's salad?
3. What does a cat say when you throw him off a boat?
Merilille
1. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
2. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
3. What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
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