Worst Jokes Everbooklover1
The Top Ten
I can think of ten off the bat that are all far worse than anything on this list.
1) What did the board board say to the other board board... I am board!
2) Why did the chicken cross the road... It wanted to commit suicide!
3) What did the dog say to the cat at the bar... Woof!
4) What sound did the drug addicts's car make when starting up... Shroom!
5) What's worse than a worm in you're apple... The holocaust!
I'm laughing at this because of how generic it sounds. It sounds like something you would say in a normal conversation - Mcgillacuddy
Lol that is awesomely bad if you know what I mean - jmepa123
I get this joke, but it's stupid.V 2 Comments
This was kinda funny
I don't get it.
So basically you have to torture it to make it laugh? - McgillacuddyV 2 Comments
Good king wencenclas looked out on the feast of stephen, when the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even. The last words to this Christmas song completes the jokeV 4 Comments
This isn't even a joke. It's a generic question with a generic answer that are both not even supposed to be humorous. I can change the animal to weasel and it still wouldn't make a difference. - Mcgillacuddy
This joke sucks, and should be. Number 1. To get to the other side? That's not a real joke. This isn't even funny.
Man, this joke sucks! To get to the other side? Really? This isn't a joke!
How did this even get famousV 4 Comments
This makes no sense at all. That's that they have in common?! REALLY?! COME ON PEOPLE, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!V 4 Comments
I looked through all of these and this is the only one that actually made me cringe. Bravo. - MarianasPilots
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side
Okay, THIS one is KINDA amusing...
This was kinda funny
Two muffins are in an oven. muffin 1: wow it's really hot in here! muffin 2: AAAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!V 6 Comments
I think there are a lot more grey things that can't climb trees than just parking lots. - Mcgillacuddy
What is also grey and can't climb trees, your imagination
That is so funny. Really, it is! =^v^=
This one's just...sad. - naFrovivuS
I like that one. Quite clever. - PositronWildhawk
Thought I smelled fish lol. My bad.
This must be Part 2 to the chicken joke.
Itself - naFrovivuS
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Top Remixes (9)
2. What's grey and can't climb trees? Parking lots
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2. What did the tree put on it's salad?
3. What does a cat say when you throw him off a boat?
2. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
3. What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
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