Worst Jokes Ever

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The Top Ten

1 I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

That's not even close to a joke! - Peppapigsucks

I can think of ten off the bat that are all far worse than anything on this list.

1) What did the board board say to the other board board... I am board!

2) Why did the chicken cross the road... It wanted to commit suicide!

3) What did the dog say to the cat at the bar... Woof!

4) What sound did the drug addicts's car make when starting up... Shroom!

5) What's worse than a worm in you're apple... The holocaust!

I'm laughing at this because of how generic it sounds. It sounds like something you would say in a normal conversation - Mcgillacuddy

Lol that is awesomely bad if you know what I mean - jmepa123

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2 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

funny

This was kinda funny

I don't get it.

Lol

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3 How do you get a peanut to laugh? You crack it up.

That copied the egg one

Yeah this one is not that good - Randomator

So bad - Pokemonfan10

Phht. Oh wow. The joke is so generic that it makes me kinda snicker a bit. - Kevinsidis

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4 What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

I don't get it. - Userguy44

This one doesn’t even make sense - Randomator

This is not even a joke - PrinceAntho

This makes no sense...

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5 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How is this joke even funny?!

So original! Not - Randomator

Look. I hate this joke. But. It’s a classic after all.

This is literally just a template for actual jokes. - 445956

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6 I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

That is a real cracker

Oh god

That joke is really good😜😇! Could the person who put the joke on the top tens make it make sense for young children?

7 Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

So cringe! I hate puns - Peppapigsucks

Cringy, but not bad

That is dreadful. Yet amusing. - PositronWildhawk

I can't stop laughing!

8 What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.

*insert drum sound effect here* - Randomator

Good morning to everyone except the creator of this joke

9 What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.

This one isn't bad. At least I get the joke. - Userguy44

So cheesy - Randomator

Rap music needs to die - ihatetrump

This is not too bad...

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10 What did the tree put on it's salad?

crap - ihatetrump

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11 What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live in the ground, except for the eagle.

Makes no sense. Which is exactly why it should be #1 - Peppapigsucks

Doesn’t even make sense - Randomator

This makes no sense at all. That's that they have in common?! REALLY?! COME ON PEOPLE, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!

This one is funny. I like it. =^v^=

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12 *Insert bad joke here*

*insert quick exhale out of nose here* - Pokemonfan10

What's the bad joke? This is the joke.

Okay, THIS one is KINDA amusing...

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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13 What's grey and can't climb trees? Parking lots

There are a lot more grey things then that! - Peppapigsucks

What is also grey and can't climb trees, your imagination

I think there are a lot more grey things that can't climb trees than just parking lots. - Mcgillacuddy

That is so funny. Really, it is! =^v^=

14 Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low elf-esteem.

So cheesy - Randomator

I looked through all of these and this is the only one that actually made me cringe. Bravo.

15 Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the monkey falls out of the tree? Because it was attached to the cat.

Poor cat. - Userguy44

Living creatures aren't "it" - ihatetrump

This one's just...sad.

16 What does a cat say when you throw him off a boat?

Thought I smelled fish lol. My bad.

17 What's a specimen? An Italian astronaut

Actually clever not gonna lie - Randomator

i hate you - Penguino

I like that one. Quite clever. - PositronWildhawk

18 Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

At least this one is original - Randomator

This actually cracked me up - PeeledBanana

This must be Part 2 to the chicken joke.

19 That was supposed to be an inside joke,
20 What do you get when you put a dandelion in the dryer?

What?

21 What weapon does a ghost use?

Itself

22 Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.

Sounds like a dad joke - Randomator

23 What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
24 What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
25 Why did Fred eat the lamp?

LOL

26 How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.
27 Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Then how did sally get on

28 What is the opposite of Elfen Lied? Elfen Told The Truth.
29 A man drives on the road. He overruns a dog and keeps driving. He overruns a cat and still keeps driving. Then he overruns a hungarian so decides to back the car up, go forward, back up again, go forward again...

Romanians have lots of hate jokes about Hungarians, this is one of the more gross ones. - Alkadikce

30 Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop? It blew away.
31 Knock-Knock, "Who's There?" Not Sally
32 What do you call a cheese hater?
33 What does Santa call girls? Ho ho hoes!

This is a really stupid and sexist joke.

34 This guy walks into a bar and is a duck

Umm so what's the joke?

The joke is he's a duck so he's ducking th bar. I have no kill kms

35 A priest walked into a bar. Ouch! He said
36 What's grey? A melted penguin
37 What did one toilet say to the other?
38 How do you catch a rabbit? Go behind a tree and make carrot noises.

Carrots don’t make noise,

It is a silly joke but it is still really funny. =^v^=

I know this one. I love it! =^v^=

39 Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke.

Why do people think crying sounds like boo hoo hoo?

40 What do you do when you make an unfinished jo...
41 I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
42 What's brown and sticky? A stick

Classic - galaxyfox

43 Why is this joke so cheesy? Because it has cheese in it!

Lol - Userguy44

44 What do you call someone who doesn't like you?
45 What's the song name? Darude - Sandstorm
46 Come to the dark side, we have Loki, and cookies
47 How did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

amazing

48 What shoe do you put on first? Right, left one first.

This joke is just terrible. I found it on a popsicle stick lying in a parking lot.

49 I went to a refreshment bar at a zoo and asked for a White Cappuccino. The man got out a rifle and asked me to pick one.
50 Why is everyone afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Why does 6 hate 7? Because 7 "eight" 9.

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1. What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live in the ground, except for the eagle.
2. What's grey and can't climb trees? Parking lots
3. Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the monkey falls out of the tree? Because it was attached to the cat.
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1. That was supposed to be an inside joke,
2. What did the tree put on it's salad?
3. What does a cat say when you throw him off a boat?
Merilille
1. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
2. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
3. What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
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