Worst Jokes Ever

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The Top Ten

1 I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

This one is awesome - CrypticMemory

That's not even close to a joke!

I can think of ten off the bat that are all far worse than anything on this list.

1) What did the board board say to the other board board... I am board!

2) Why did the chicken cross the road... It wanted to commit suicide!

3) What did the dog say to the cat at the bar... Woof!

4) What sound did the drug addicts's car make when starting up... Shroom!

5) What's worse than a worm in you're apple... The holocaust!

I'm laughing at this because of how generic it sounds. It sounds like something you would say in a normal conversation - Mcgillacuddy

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2 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

That was super funny

funny

This was kinda funny

I don't get it.

It's a play on words. At weddings, receptions are when the groom and bride open and claim the gifts the guests brought them. With antennas, reception is when the antenna receives the information and connection. - 0w0uwu

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3 How do you get a peanut to laugh? You crack it up.

That copied the egg one

Yeah this one is not that good - Randomator

So bad - Pokemonfan10

Phht. Oh wow. The joke is so generic that it makes me kinda snicker a bit. - Kevinsidis

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4 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

This is a really good joke. The joke is that there is no joke. That's literally the joke. Stop overthinking. - 0w0uwu

Totally never heard this joke before.. - Limeyy

Overused and bland

How is this joke even funny?!

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5 What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

Boo! Get off the stage! - Limeyy

I don't get it. - Userguy44

This one doesn’t even make sense - Randomator

This is not even a joke - PrinceAntho

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6 I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

That is a real cracker

Oh god

That joke is really good😜😇! Could the person who put the joke on the top tens make it make sense for young children?

7 Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

This is the worst one. - 0w0uwu

I don't get this one. - DarkBoi-X

So cringe-worthy! I hate puns

That is dreadful. Yet amusing. - PositronWildhawk

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8 What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.

*insert drum sound effect here* - Randomator

Good morning to everyone except the creator of this joke

9 What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.

This one isn't bad. At least I get the joke. - Userguy44

So cheesy - Randomator

Rap music needs to die - ihatetrump

This is not too bad...

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10 What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live in the ground, except for the eagle.

This joke is amazing. Anti-humor, folks! - 0w0uwu

Makes no sense. Which is exactly why it should be #1

That’s a knee slapped!

This makes no sense at all. That's that they have in common?! REALLY?! COME ON PEOPLE, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!

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The Contenders

11 What did the tree put on it's salad?

crap - ihatetrump

12 *Insert bad joke here*

A.K.A basically every joke on this list. - Limeyy

*insert quick exhale out of nose here* - Pokemonfan10

Okay, THIS one is KINDA amusing...

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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13 Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low elf-esteem.

*winces* - Limeyy

So cheesy - Randomator

I looked through all of these and this is the only one that actually made me cringe. Bravo.

14 What's grey and can't climb trees? Parking lots

There are a lot more grey things then that!

What is also grey and can't climb trees, your imagination

I think there are a lot more grey things that can't climb trees than just parking lots. - Mcgillacuddy

That is so funny. Really, it is! =^v^=

15 Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the monkey falls out of the tree? Because it was attached to the cat.

That’s just cruel.
Why is this considered a joke? - Limeyy

Poor cat. - Userguy44

Living creatures aren't "it" - ihatetrump

This one's just...sad.

16 What does a cat say when you throw him off a boat?

Thought I smelled fish lol. My bad.

17 What's a specimen? An Italian astronaut

Ha ha I just got this. So damn stupid. - 0w0uwu

Actually clever not gonna lie - Randomator

i hate you - Penguino

I like that one. Quite clever. - PositronWildhawk

18 Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Haha, so funny, so original..oh wait it is original - Limeyy

At least this one is original - Randomator

This actually cracked me up - PeeledBanana

This must be Part 2 to the chicken joke.

19 What do you get when you put a dandelion in the dryer?

A crappy joke! Haha! Haha..haha..ha... - Limeyy

What?

20 That was supposed to be an inside joke,
21 What weapon does a ghost use?

Itself

22 Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock knock who's there NOT SALLY!

Then how did sally get on

23 Why did Fred eat the lamp?

If you type the joke, FiNiSh ThE JoKe! - 0w0uwu

24 Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.

Discrimination, reported. - 0w0uwu

Sounds like a dad joke - Randomator

25 What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
26 What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

I get it but it's too cheesy and bad. - 0w0uwu

27 How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.

Eight year olds: I don't get eit - 0w0uwu

28 What is the opposite of Elfen Lied? Elfen Told The Truth.
29 What do you call a cheese hater?

Retarded

30 A man drives on the road. He overruns a dog and keeps driving. He overruns a cat and still keeps driving. Then he overruns a hungarian so decides to back the car up, go forward, back up again, go forward again...

Romanians have lots of hate jokes about Hungarians, this is one of the more gross ones. - Alkadikce

31 Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop? It blew away.
32 Knock-Knock, "Who's There?" Not Sally
33 What did one toilet say to the other?

That is just plain disgusting! Ugh

34 What does Santa call girls? Ho ho hoes!

I love how all the 11 year olds and christian moms get offended over the easiest things. - 0w0uwu

Nah, this is funny. - DarkBoi-X

Don't get it

This is a really stupid and sexist joke.

35 Why is everyone afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Why does 6 hate 7? Because 7 "eight" 9.

36 This guy walks into a bar and is a duck

Umm so what's the joke?

The joke is he's a duck so he's ducking th bar. I have no kill kms

37 A priest walked into a bar. Ouch! He said
38 What's grey? A melted penguin
39 What's brown and sticky? A stick
40 What do you call someone who doesn't like you?
41 How do you catch a rabbit? Go behind a tree and make carrot noises.

Carrots don’t make noise,

It is a silly joke but it is still really funny. =^v^=

I know this one. I love it! =^v^=

42 Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke.

Hey look ma I made it - 0w0uwu

Why do people think crying sounds like boo hoo hoo?

43 What do you do when you make an unfinished jo...
44 Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Wow - 0w0uwu

45 I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
46 Why is this joke so cheesy? Because it has cheese in it!

The cringe is too much - 0w0uwu

47 What's the song name? Darude - Sandstorm
48 Come to the dark side, we have Loki, and cookies
49 How did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

This made me laugh I'm going to hell - 0w0uwu

amazing

50 What shoe do you put on first? Right, left one first.

This joke is just terrible. I found it on a popsicle stick lying in a parking lot.

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1. What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live in the ground, except for the eagle.
2. What's grey and can't climb trees? Parking lots
3. Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the monkey falls out of the tree? Because it was attached to the cat.
keycha1n
1. That was supposed to be an inside joke,
2. What did the tree put on it's salad?
3. What does a cat say when you throw him off a boat?
Merilille
1. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
2. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
3. What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
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