Top 10 Worst Jokes Ever

The Top Ten
1 I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

I'm laughing at this because of how generic it sounds. It sounds like something you would say in a normal conversation

I'm literally on the floor laughing because of how bad these jokes are!

I get this joke, but it's stupid.

That's not even close to a joke!

2 How do you get a peanut to laugh? You crack it up.

So basically you have to torture it to make it laugh?

Phht. Oh wow. The joke is so generic that it makes me kinda snicker a bit.

I'm not cracked up after reading this.

Wait so you need to murder it?

3 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

That was super funny

I don't get it really

4 What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

Good king wencenclas looked out on the feast of stephen, when the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even. The last words to this Christmas song completes the joke

Nice attempt to be a comedian. Actually, it's really just stupid, to be honest. Not a real joke.

This is not even a joke

This makes no sense...

5 Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

That is dreadful. Yet amusing.

So cringe-worthy! I hate puns

I can't stop laughing!

This is the worst one.

6 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

This isn't even a joke. It's a generic question with a generic answer that are both not even supposed to be humorous. I can change the animal to weasel and it still wouldn't make a difference.

Reddit user l3mon_aid is saying that the joke is actually about the chicken killing himself. The chicken crossed the road because he wanted to die. Because in crossing the road he got hit by a car, and in so doing made it to… the other side.

This joke sucks, and should be. Number 1. To get to the other side? That's not a real joke. This isn't even funny.

This is a really good joke. The joke is that there is no joke. That's literally the joke. Stop overthinking.

7 I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.

That is a real cracker

8 What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.

Wow... These jokes suck! I have a joke " why did the chicken cross the road! " that's all I have so far


This one isn't bad. At least I get the joke.

This one's kind of cool, to be honest.

Rap music needs to die

9 What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
10 What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live in the ground, except for the eagle.

This is definitely an idiotic joke that shouldn't be considered a joke.

This joke is amazing. Anti-humor, folks!

Doesn't even make sense

That's a knee slapped!

The Contenders
11 What's grey and can't climb trees? Parking lots.

I think there are a lot more grey things that can't climb trees than just parking lots.

There are a lot more grey things then that!

NO your love life

That was dumb.

12 Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the monkey falls out of the tree? Because it was attached to the cat.

Imagine calling this a joke. It's just awful in every way. Definitely a WOAT joke if it's counted as one.

This should be much higher, to be honest.

13 What's a specimen? An Italian astronaut

Ha ha I just got this. So damn stupid.

I like that one. Quite clever.

14 Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

It's a pretty decent joke, to be honest.

This must be Part 2 to the chicken joke.

15 What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

It's so obvious yet unfunny.

16 Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low elf-esteem.

I looked through all of these and this is the only one that actually made me cringe. Bravo.

17 Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.

Sounds like a dad joke

18 What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

I get it but it's too cheesy and bad.

19 Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms
20 How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.
21 What's brown and sticky? A stick

My sister's teacher told this to the class once. She didn't get it. It's such a dumb joke.

22 A priest walked into a bar. Ouch! He said
23 Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop? It blew away.

Meh! I think this one isn't very good, to be honest.

24 What's grey? A melted penguin
25 What is the opposite of Elfen Lied? Elfen Told The Truth.
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