Worst Jokes Ever
The Top Ten
I can think of ten off the bat that are all far worse than anything on this list.
1) What did the board board say to the other board board... I am board!
2) Why did the chicken cross the road... It wanted to commit suicide!
3) What did the dog say to the cat at the bar... Woof!
4) What sound did the drug addicts's car make when starting up... Shroom!
5) What's worse than a worm in you're apple... The holocaust!
I'm laughing at this because of how generic it sounds. It sounds like something you would say in a normal conversation - Mcgillacuddy
Lol that is awesomely bad if you know what I mean - jmepa123
I'm literally on the floor laughing because of how bad these jokes are! - IAmNotARobot
I don't get it.
It's a play on words. At weddings, receptions are when the groom and bride open and claim the gifts the guests brought them. With antennas, reception is when the antenna receives the information and connection. - 0w0uwu
That was super funny
Ba dum tsss - Randomator
Phht. Oh wow. The joke is so generic that it makes me kinda snicker a bit. - Kevinsidis
So basically you have to torture it to make it laugh? - Mcgillacuddy
Wait so you need to murder it?
That copied the egg one
This is a really good joke. The joke is that there is no joke. That's literally the joke. Stop overthinking. - 0w0uwu
This isn't even a joke. It's a generic question with a generic answer that are both not even supposed to be humorous. I can change the animal to weasel and it still wouldn't make a difference. - Mcgillacuddy
This joke sucks, and should be. Number 1. To get to the other side? That's not a real joke. This isn't even funny.
Man, this joke sucks! To get to the other side? Really? This isn't a joke!
Nice attempt to be a comedian. Actually, it's really just stupid, to be honest. Not a real joke. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
This is not even a joke - PrinceAntho
I know. Probably some 5 year old who made this one up and then they called it a joke. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
This makes no sense...
Boo! Get off the stage! - Limeyy
That is a real cracker
That joke is really good😜😇! Could the person who put the joke on the top tens make it make sense for young children?
That is dreadful. Yet amusing. - PositronWildhawk
I can't stop laughing!
I don't get this one. - DarkBoi-X
So cringe-worthy! I hate puns
Good morning to everyone except the creator of this joke
*insert drum sound effect here* - Randomator
This one isn't bad. At least I get the joke. - Userguy44
This is not too bad...
This one's kind of cool, to be honest. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
Rap music needs to die - ihatetrump
Is this even a joke? - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
crap - ihatetrump
This is definitely an idiotic joke that shouldn't be considered a joke. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
This makes no sense at all. That's that they have in common?! REALLY?! COME ON PEOPLE, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!
Makes no sense. Which is exactly why it should be #1
This joke is amazing. Anti-humor, folks! - 0w0uwu
Okay, THIS one is KINDA amusing...
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side
*insert quick exhale out of nose here* - Pokemonfan10
What's the bad joke? This is the joke.
What is also grey and can't climb trees, your imagination
I think there are a lot more grey things that can't climb trees than just parking lots. - Mcgillacuddy
There are a lot more grey things then that!
Definitely one of the unfunniest jokes of all time. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
Imagine calling this a joke. It's just awful in every way. Definitely a WOAT joke if it's counted as one. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
Living creatures aren't "it" - ihatetrump
This should be much higher, to be honest. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
This one's just...sad.
I looked through all of these and this is the only one that actually made me cringe. Bravo.
*winces* - Limeyy
So cheesy - Randomator
Boring. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
It's not even a joke. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
A crappy joke! Haha! Haha..haha..ha... - Limeyy
Thought I smelled fish lol. My bad.
I like that one. Quite clever. - PositronWildhawk
Ha ha I just got this. So damn stupid. - 0w0uwu
Actually clever not gonna lie - Randomator
i hate you - Penguino
This actually cracked me up - PeeledBanana
It's a pretty decent joke, to be honest. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
This must be Part 2 to the chicken joke.
At least this one is original - Randomator
It's so obvious yet unfunny. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
Knock knock who's there NOT SALLY!
Then how did sally get on
If you type the joke, FiNiSh ThE JoKe! - 0w0uwu
Sounds like a dad joke - Randomator
Discrimination, reported. - 0w0uwu
I get it but it's too cheesy and bad. - 0w0uwu
Eight year olds: I don't get eit - 0w0uwu
That is just plain disgusting! Ugh
Romanians have lots of hate jokes about Hungarians, this is one of the more gross ones. - Alkadikce
Meh! I think this one isn't very good, to be honest. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
Lame. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
Sally worked at a child labour factory back then, and then she slipped. - 0w0uwu
Unfunny, stupid and boring. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
The cringe is too much - 0w0uwu
Imagine getting offended by this joke. I think it's a good joke. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
I love how all the 11 year olds and christian moms get offended over the easiest things. - 0w0uwu
Nah, this is funny. - DarkBoi-X
This is a really stupid and sexist joke.
This one's pretty cool, to be honest. Definitely a GOAT tier joke. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
Why does 6 hate 7? Because 7 "eight" 9.
Umm so what's the joke?
The joke is he's a duck so he's ducking th bar. I have no kill kms
Not a joke. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
A living creature is not "it" - ihatetrump
This joke sucks, to be honest. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
Bad joke. Oh wait, it's not even a joke, it's unfinished. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
It is a silly joke but it is still really funny. =^v^=
I know this one. I love it! =^v^=
Carrots don’t make noise,
Yeah, no. Imagine finding this joke cool. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
Why do people think crying sounds like boo hoo hoo?
Hey look ma I made it - 0w0uwu
Yawn. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
Sorites Paradox - 0w0uwu
Wow - 0w0uwu
This is pretty clever, if you ask me. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
It was kind of overused, but it's still a good meme, to be honest. It also rustled many people on the internet. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo