Worst Jokes Ever
The Top Ten
I can think of ten off the bat that are all far worse than anything on this list.
1) What did the board board say to the other board board... I am board!
2) Why did the chicken cross the road... It wanted to commit suicide!
3) What did the dog say to the cat at the bar... Woof!
4) What sound did the drug addicts's car make when starting up... Shroom!
5) What's worse than a worm in you're apple... The holocaust!
I'm laughing at this because of how generic it sounds. It sounds like something you would say in a normal conversation
Lol that is awesomely bad if you know what I mean
I'm literally on the floor laughing because of how bad these jokes are!
So basically you have to torture it to make it laugh?
Wait so you need to murder it?
Phht. Oh wow. The joke is so generic that it makes me kinda snicker a bit.
That copied the egg one
I don't get it.
It's a play on words. At weddings, receptions are when the groom and bride open and claim the gifts the guests brought them. With antennas, reception is when the antenna receives the information and connection. - 0w0uwu
That was super funny
Ba dum tsss
Just a ripoff of the to get to the other side joke - Unnamed Google User Remade
Nice attempt to be a comedian. Actually, it's really just stupid, to be honest. Not a real joke.
This is not even a joke
I know. Probably some 5 year old who made this one up and then they called it a joke. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo
This makes no sense...
That is dreadful. Yet amusing.
I can't stop laughing!
I don't get this one.
So cringe-worthy! I hate puns
This is a really good joke. The joke is that there is no joke. That's literally the joke. Stop overthinking.
There is an actual punchline. The chicken crossed the road to get hit by a car and to the afterlife...aka, the other side. Talk about dark humor.
This isn't even a joke. It's a generic question with a generic answer that are both not even supposed to be humorous. I can change the animal to weasel and it still wouldn't make a difference.
This joke sucks, and should be. Number 1. To get to the other side? That's not a real joke. This isn't even funny.
Good morning to everyone except the creator of this joke
*insert drum sound effect here*
That is a real cracker
That joke is really good😜😇! Could the person who put the joke on the top tens make it make sense for young children?
This one isn't bad. At least I get the joke.
This is not too bad...
This one's kind of cool, to be honest.
Rap music needs to die
This is definitely an idiotic joke that shouldn't be considered a joke.
This makes no sense at all. That's that they have in common?! REALLY?! COME ON PEOPLE, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!
Makes no sense. Which is exactly why it should be #1
This joke is amazing. Anti-humor, folks!
Is this even a joke?
What is also grey and can't climb trees, your imagination
I think there are a lot more grey things that can't climb trees than just parking lots.
There are a lot more grey things then that!
NO your love life
Imagine calling this a joke. It's just awful in every way. Definitely a WOAT joke if it's counted as one.
Living creatures aren't "it"
This should be much higher, to be honest.
This one's just...sad.
Okay, THIS one is KINDA amusing...
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side
*insert quick exhale out of nose here*
What's the bad joke? This is the joke.
Thought I smelled fish lol. My bad.
It's not even a joke.
I like that one. Quite clever.
Ha ha I just got this. So damn stupid.
Actually clever not gonna lie
i hate you
This actually cracked me up
It's a pretty decent joke, to be honest.
This must be Part 2 to the chicken joke.
At least this one is original
It's so obvious yet unfunny.
I looked through all of these and this is the only one that actually made me cringe. Bravo.
I get it but it's too cheesy and bad.
If you type the joke, FiNiSh ThE JoKe!
Because sheep don't use markers.
Sounds like a dad joke