Worst Jokes Ever

The Top Ten

1 I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

I can think of ten off the bat that are all far worse than anything on this list.

1) What did the board board say to the other board board... I am board!

2) Why did the chicken cross the road... It wanted to commit suicide!

3) What did the dog say to the cat at the bar... Woof!

4) What sound did the drug addicts's car make when starting up... Shroom!

5) What's worse than a worm in you're apple... The holocaust!

I'm laughing at this because of how generic it sounds. It sounds like something you would say in a normal conversation - Mcgillacuddy

Lol that is awesomely bad if you know what I mean - jmepa123

I'm literally on the floor laughing because of how bad these jokes are! - IAmNotARobot

2 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

I don't get it.

It's a play on words. At weddings, receptions are when the groom and bride open and claim the gifts the guests brought them. With antennas, reception is when the antenna receives the information and connection. - 0w0uwu

That was super funny

funny

Ba dum tsss - Randomator

3 How do you get a peanut to laugh? You crack it up.

Phht. Oh wow. The joke is so generic that it makes me kinda snicker a bit. - Kevinsidis

So basically you have to torture it to make it laugh? - Mcgillacuddy

Wait so you need to murder it?

That copied the egg one

4 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

This is a really good joke. The joke is that there is no joke. That's literally the joke. Stop overthinking. - 0w0uwu

This isn't even a joke. It's a generic question with a generic answer that are both not even supposed to be humorous. I can change the animal to weasel and it still wouldn't make a difference. - Mcgillacuddy

This joke sucks, and should be. Number 1. To get to the other side? That's not a real joke. This isn't even funny.

Man, this joke sucks! To get to the other side? Really? This isn't a joke!

5 What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

Nice attempt to be a comedian. Actually, it's really just stupid, to be honest. Not a real joke. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

This is not even a joke - PrinceAntho

I know. Probably some 5 year old who made this one up and then they called it a joke. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

This makes no sense...

Boo! Get off the stage! - Limeyy

6 I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

That is a real cracker

Oh god

That joke is really good😜😇! Could the person who put the joke on the top tens make it make sense for young children?

7 Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

That is dreadful. Yet amusing. - PositronWildhawk

I can't stop laughing!

I don't get this one. - DarkBoi-X

So cringe-worthy! I hate puns

8 What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.

Good morning to everyone except the creator of this joke

*insert drum sound effect here* - Randomator

9 What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.

This one isn't bad. At least I get the joke. - Userguy44

This is not too bad...

This one's kind of cool, to be honest. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

Rap music needs to die - ihatetrump

10 What did the tree put on it's salad?

Is this even a joke? - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

crap - ihatetrump

The Contenders

11 What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live in the ground, except for the eagle.

This is definitely an idiotic joke that shouldn't be considered a joke. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

This makes no sense at all. That's that they have in common?! REALLY?! COME ON PEOPLE, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!

Makes no sense. Which is exactly why it should be #1

This joke is amazing. Anti-humor, folks! - 0w0uwu

12 *Insert bad joke here*

Okay, THIS one is KINDA amusing...

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

*insert quick exhale out of nose here* - Pokemonfan10

What's the bad joke? This is the joke.

13 What's grey and can't climb trees? Parking lots

What is also grey and can't climb trees, your imagination

I think there are a lot more grey things that can't climb trees than just parking lots. - Mcgillacuddy

There are a lot more grey things then that!

Definitely one of the unfunniest jokes of all time. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

14 Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the monkey falls out of the tree? Because it was attached to the cat.

Imagine calling this a joke. It's just awful in every way. Definitely a WOAT joke if it's counted as one. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

Living creatures aren't "it" - ihatetrump

This should be much higher, to be honest. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

This one's just...sad.

15 Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low elf-esteem.

I looked through all of these and this is the only one that actually made me cringe. Bravo.

*winces* - Limeyy

So cheesy - Randomator

Boring. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

16 What do you get when you put a dandelion in the dryer?

It's not even a joke. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

What?

A crappy joke! Haha! Haha..haha..ha... - Limeyy

17 What does a cat say when you throw him off a boat?

Thought I smelled fish lol. My bad.

18 What's a specimen? An Italian astronaut

I like that one. Quite clever. - PositronWildhawk

Ha ha I just got this. So damn stupid. - 0w0uwu

Actually clever not gonna lie - Randomator

i hate you - Penguino

19 Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

This actually cracked me up - PeeledBanana

It's a pretty decent joke, to be honest. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

This must be Part 2 to the chicken joke.

At least this one is original - Randomator

20 That was supposed to be an inside joke,
21 What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

It's so obvious yet unfunny. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

22 What weapon does a ghost use?

Itself

23 Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock knock who's there NOT SALLY!

Then how did sally get on

24 Why did Fred eat the lamp?

If you type the joke, FiNiSh ThE JoKe! - 0w0uwu

25 Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.

Sounds like a dad joke - Randomator

Discrimination, reported. - 0w0uwu

26 What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

I get it but it's too cheesy and bad. - 0w0uwu

27 How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.

Eight year olds: I don't get eit - 0w0uwu

28 What is the opposite of Elfen Lied? Elfen Told The Truth.
29 What do you call a cheese hater?

Retarded

30 What did one toilet say to the other?

That is just plain disgusting! Ugh

31 A man drives on the road. He overruns a dog and keeps driving. He overruns a cat and still keeps driving. Then he overruns a hungarian so decides to back the car up, go forward, back up again, go forward again...

Romanians have lots of hate jokes about Hungarians, this is one of the more gross ones. - Alkadikce

32 Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop? It blew away.

Meh! I think this one isn't very good, to be honest. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

33 Knock-Knock, "Who's There?" Not Sally

Lame. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

Sally worked at a child labour factory back then, and then she slipped. - 0w0uwu

34 What's brown and sticky? A stick
35 Why is this joke so cheesy? Because it has cheese in it!

Unfunny, stupid and boring. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

The cringe is too much - 0w0uwu

36 What does Santa call girls? Ho ho hoes!

Imagine getting offended by this joke. I think it's a good joke. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

I love how all the 11 year olds and christian moms get offended over the easiest things. - 0w0uwu

Nah, this is funny. - DarkBoi-X

This is a really stupid and sexist joke.

37 Why is everyone afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

This one's pretty cool, to be honest. Definitely a GOAT tier joke. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

Why does 6 hate 7? Because 7 "eight" 9.

38 This guy walks into a bar and is a duck

Umm so what's the joke?

The joke is he's a duck so he's ducking th bar. I have no kill kms

Not a joke. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

39 A priest walked into a bar. Ouch! He said
40 What's grey? A melted penguin
41 What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it's not coming.

A living creature is not "it" - ihatetrump

This joke sucks, to be honest. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

42 What do you call someone who doesn't like you?

Bad joke. Oh wait, it's not even a joke, it's unfinished. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

43 How do you catch a rabbit? Go behind a tree and make carrot noises.

It is a silly joke but it is still really funny. =^v^=

I know this one. I love it! =^v^=

Carrots don’t make noise,

44 Porygon used Flash! It's super effective!

Yeah, no. Imagine finding this joke cool. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

45 Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke.

Why do people think crying sounds like boo hoo hoo?

Hey look ma I made it - 0w0uwu

46 What do you do when you make an unfinished jo...

Yawn. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

47 Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore I am a potato

Sorites Paradox - 0w0uwu

48 Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Wow - 0w0uwu

49 I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

This is pretty clever, if you ask me. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

50 What's the song name? Darude - Sandstorm

It was kind of overused, but it's still a good meme, to be honest. It also rustled many people on the internet. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

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