Top Ten Worst Things to Be Caught Doing On a Date


The Top Ten

1 Looking Them Up

So according to this site you went to prison twice... - happyhappyjoyjoy

So according to this site you hate porky - dinosaur

2 Listening to Music While They're Talking to You
3 Making a Top Ten List

If their not a top tenner they might feel insulted. I would think that's awesome. - happyhappyjoyjoy

I told my best friend about the top tens and she might be joining soon! - funnyuser

Well, what if two TopTenners DID meet in reality and date? There would be one way to spend time together... - PositronWildhawk

Laugh out loud, good one

4 Texting

Yeah he's totes cray. - happyhappyjoyjoy

5 Farting

I'm sorry... I DID try to avoid this... But I guess the temptation to bypass this was just too strong... Haha! - Britgirl

Ohh that would suck so much!

Oh God! It's the baked beans again! - advancewarfare

6 Checking Out Someone Else

Mess up big time :()

7 Burping
8 Wanking

I would never do this anyway... - Turkeyasylum

9 Taking a Selfie

But first, let me take a selfie! - RiverClanRocks

10 Updating Your Status to Getting Married

This can mean two things: either they're getting married to someone else, or they're taking things way too fast. I wonder which is worse. - PetSounds

But I just met you. - happyhappyjoyjoy

The Contenders

11 Flirt With Everyone Else

This is the worst thing toy can do on a date - winfreyb

12 Throwing Rocks at Somebody's Car
13 Watching Porn
14 Looking at Their Texts On Their Phone
15 Texting Your Other Girlfriend
16 Vomiting
17 Murdering a Person
18 Egging Someone's House

Is egging still a thing?

19 Spraying Graffiti on the Walls
20 Taking Drugs
21 Sexually Harassing Your Date
22 Drinking Alcohol
23 Having Sublime's Date Rape As Your Ringtone
24 Carrying a Gun with You
25 Going Out with Another Girl
26 Punching Your Date's Father in the Face
27 Smoking
28 Masturbating
29 Setting Something on Fire
30 Smoking Crack
31 Reading Playboy
32 Stealing Your Date's Car
33 Slapping Your Date
34 Stealing Something
35 Not Brushing Your Teeth
36 Annoying Somebody
37 Overdosing on Drugs
38 Selling Drugs
39 Reading Your Date's Diary
40 Fighting with Someone Else
41 Kicking Someone in the Testicles
42 Giving Someone a Wedgie
43 Drawing on Your Date's Face
44 Peeing and/or pooping pants
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