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41 Yo mama so ugly, the last time I saw something like her face, I pinned a tail on it.

Lol this the only one that I laugh at

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42 Yo mama is so ugly that she scares the roaches away.

Bum bum hiss hiss my uncles names are richard and freddy my grandmas name is chub and she hates when you pee on the toilet board I'm unlucky both of her sides are her fat side

Laugh out loud it is 2 funny mama sceard the crqp out of me the other day laugh out loud oxo

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43 Yo momma so ugly, when she was walking down the street, the neighbors called animal control

This will shut them all the way down

Funny but it should of said yo mama so hairy

Now I didn't now a joke could be that funny

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44 Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason ET went home

Laugh out loud! This made me laugh so hard, soda came out my nose! This should definitely be in the top ten!

ET must of thought she was his enemy

I like it because my friend name is ET

E.T.: Uh-oh! ET Phone back home!
Elliot: ET, wait! - Neinwott

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45 Yo mamma so ugly when she went walking down the streets people said to her "God does not love you "

Please don't put God in this PLEASE.

People wouldn't actually say that because god loves everyone don't be mean

God loves everyone. Don't make fun of god.

Who even added this... - PeeledBanana

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46 Yo momma is so ugly, a hacker hacked her telephone to remove her profile photo.

Buddy when I read this I almost get a knife kill the fat people

47 Yo mamma so ugly when you play hide and seek you are the one who always hides

Ha this is really funny you always hide because you are afraid of what you will find along with your mamma.

48 Yo mama so ugly, she was born with an apology letter from God.

That was a little inappropriate

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49 Yo mama is so ugly that not even the plastic surgeons that worked on Michael Jackson could fix her up.

Yo momma so fat when she sat on the scale the doctor said 'hey that's my phone number '

Your mama is so fat when she entered a monster truck it became a low rider

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50 Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her

That's stupidly funny laugh out loud

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51 Yo momma so ugly when she went into a strip club they paid her to keep her clothes on

That's what I would do pay the dam women

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52 Your mamma is so ugly that the ambulance passed out when they were trying to save her

That mamma joke was the best I have herd so far

53 Yo mama so ugly, she wasn't hit by the ugly stick, she was hit by the whole tree

This one is so old I heard it a hundred times

54 Yo mama is so ugly, not even Santa would her sit on his lap

Because Santa likes pretty people

It should be your mamma is so ugly Santa Claus wouldn't let her sit on his lap

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55 Yo mama so ugly when she died and went to heaven God looked at The Devil and said is this lady yours?

Yo mama black that you see crake comin out of her ass

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56 Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.
57 Yo mama so ugly, when she looks into a mirror, it reads, Viewer discretion is advised.

Laugh out loud I laughed so darn hard! Keep on making these! These are so funny!

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58 Yo mama is so ugly, when she was born her mom said, What a treasure and her dad said Yes, lets go bury it

Y'all said that already

Amazing you need to make more

That is so funny :)! $$$

Well that really frakin halarius

59 Yo mama so ugly, I tried to prank her with the scary maze game but she scared the scary face

Yo momma so fat when she turns around its always her birthday. Yo momma so fat an robber broke in to her house then she downstairs to the microwave and dialled 9-1-0 but couldn't find the call number

60 Yo mama so ugly they put her in the world record book and said you'll be a future hall of famer
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1. Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
2. Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry
3. Yo mama is so ugly when she when to the bathroom she scared the crap out of the toilet
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1. Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
2. Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.
3. Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home
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1. Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
2. Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home
3. Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.
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