Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

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61 Yo mama so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says "stay over there!"

This is hilarious because my friend was talking about scorpion earlier from mortal combat

Laugh out loud hilarious my friend was talking about mortal combat earlier today talking about how scorpion is like get over here!

You are a master at mama jokes keep it up master

That's so funny because scorpion awalys says get over here lmao

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62 Yo mama so ugly, when she looks into a mirror it says "viewer discretion advised" V 1 Comment
63 Yo mama is so ugly her patronus is a cake
64 Yo mama so ugly when she joined MySpace, everyone switched to Facebook
65 Yo mama is so ugly, Dante mistook her as a demon
66 Yo mama so ugly, she sent a picture of herself on an e-mail and the antivirus picked it up.

Yo mama so ugly the hotel manager advised everyone to use her photo to keep away the rats

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67 Yo mama so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.

I Thought It Talked To Everyone... CLEARLY NOT YO MAMA!

This One at least Should Be In The Top 10! JUST BRILLIANT
MEGA FUNNY! :D

It means when rice krispies pop in the bowl when the milk is put in...

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68 Yo mama so ugly, she walked out of a pet store and the alarm went off.

Yo momma so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs

Not funny yo mamma so old that when she walked
Outh the museum the alarms went off

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69 Yo mama is so ugly that Michael Jackson thought she was his sister

OK, well that is highly offensive to Janet Jackson, and she is NOT ugly!

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70 Yo mama is so ugly she passed it on to you

Damm she must be Ugly

Laughing so hard. This shut them up for sure. laugh out loud. :D voted for this!

I like it

Haha good one to use on your enemies 😁

71 Yo mama so ugly, when she walks down a street in February, people ask if it's Halloween.
72 Yo mama is so ugly, she's now that moon from Majora's Mask
73 Yo mama so ugly, Bill Clinton won't sleep with her.

I don't get the joke he is married of course he won't sleep with her the joke is stupidly stupid

Nice I hate that big nose hooker lover sucker 4 love like super man christopher

This English is so bad my English teacher died of shock

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74 Yo mama is so ugly she looked in the mirror and said ugh it's hideous!!
75 Yo mama is so ugly, that when people complemented her on her scary halloween costume she said, what do you mean? I forgot it at home
76 Yo mama so ugly, pro-choice people use her for an abortion argument.

I seen some people like that

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77 Yo mama so ugly, she looked at a tree and it caught on fire.
78 Yo mama so ugly, she practices birth control by keeping the lights on.

It means if someone sees her nobody will even touch her

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79 Yo mama is so ugly when Superman saw her he started losing his powers.

Super man died in a wheel chair like a insect that he was but she your mom could have scaed him to death,.

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80 Yo mama so ugly, instead of a chemical peel, her beautician uses a sandblaster.
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