Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

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81 Yo mama so ugly, if ugly were bricks, she'd be the Great Wall of China.
82 Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror it refused to show her reflection.
83 Yo mama so ugly when she cries, the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face

Laugh out loud. So going to use that in a fight.

Well done! Nice one. I don't know why it hasnt got more votes.

Yo mama so ugly, stfu stupid ass people :')

Hilarious

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84 Yo mamma so ugly she got the job at scary maze
85 Yo mama so ugly, when she goes out on the street the apocalypse starts

I'm only 9 and I think you would crack up!

What don't understand you there

That's so funny nice one

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86 Yo mama so ugly that when she died and went to heaven, God said "I didn't create you."

That's wrong! Not even funny! Whoever wrote this is not a Christian!

People can choose what religion they want to be. I'm Christian and I chose this way but if he wants to be a different religion he/she. It's called the art of choice and freedom.

Yo momma so fat when she died God said sorry there's not enough room your gonna have to go hell and when she went hell the devil said ' HELL NO'.

Get GOD out of this

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87 Yo momma so ugly Go Diego Go said no

Your so fat that when you jumped into the people started running saying tsunami

88 Yo mama so ugly when Jason looked at her he took off his hockey mask and said "here you need this more than I do"

This is such a massive crack up whoever wrote this, this the joke ever

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89 Yo mama so ugly when the devil saw her, he started going to church V 3 Comments
90 Yo mama so ugly, she could make a freight train take a dirt road. V 1 Comment
91 Yo mama so ugly, she gets less action than the white guy in the NBA.

Why r you being racist though

92 Yo momma so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning. V 1 Comment
93 Yo mama so ugly, she went to to zoo and the animals pointed at her.

Laugh out loud bet she scared the crap out of them

Just say Lol for laugh out loud goch

94 Yo mommas so ugly she has a beard but it looks like hair because it's running away from her face V 2 Comments
95 Yo momma so ugly, when she had her picture taken, the photo came out censored.

This is a bit of a new one by one of the most of the day of your choice and value

Lool no not at all yo momma so ugly that every time she gose to the toilet it wow flush

96 Yo mama so ugly, when King Kong saw her enter the ugliest monster contest he knew he had lost the cup

Yo momma so fat that when King Kong so her he said I found my wife

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97 Yo mama is so ugly, she looked in a mirror and her reflection killed itself

Not to be rude but it's not really that funny and I'm also 11 and normally I think stuff like that is funny!

That's is not as funny, not to be rude. I'm only 11

That's not even funny and I'm only 9

98 Yo momma so ugly that she uglier than you

How is that spouse to be a joke. Dude my advice take joke lessons

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99 Yo mama so ugly that when Jason came out of the lake and saw her he went right back in.

Wow your mom is that ugly she might as well be jason

Haha this joke is probrobly the most funniest joke I have read today and I have been through almost all of them.

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100 Yo mama so ugly, the army doesn't use guns anymore, they use her picture.

This should be number 1 or 2 at least. I will tell this to my friends

All these jokes are corny but this one had me crying laughing.

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