Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

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101 Yo mama is so ugly her face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork, and then a blind guy shaved it.
102 Yo mama so ugly, she thought her reflection was a picasso.

Laugh out loud! I've been doing picasso in school and if she things that she mus be well ugly man! Laugh out loud or what? Her face must be cripled!

Laugh out loud I did picasso at school, that must must be ugly.

103 Yo mama so ugly... Actually, I don't have anything to say because I don't know anything about the man.

Hilarious! Cracked up, I'm totally using that joke sometime.

104 Yo mama so ugly, she shattered a pond.
105 Yo mama is so ugly that when she looked in the mirror and said Bloody Mary 3 times she made Bloody Mary look sexy.

Awkward since I'm only 9 but really good for you

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106 Yo mama so ugly when they upgraded the dictionary she was the definition of ugly
107 Yo mama so ugly that she the reason that Sonic runs fast V 1 Comment
108 Yo mama so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yd. dash in a 90 yd. gym.
109 Yo mommas so ugly when she walked into town everyone thought the orcs had attacked

Made me laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud :. )

Or the greys turned white skinned.

110 Yo mama is so ugly when she was attacked by a serial killer, the serial killer killed itself
111 Yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and the mirror broke into pieces.
112 Yo mama is so ugly, that when she went in a mirror shop, she broke them all

That is the funniest thing every

I am only 7 and I think that was the funniest joke ever

113 Yo mama so ugly, that even the priest said G*****!

I made my friend laugh to death with this one

That is so cool I got to use that.

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114 Yo momma so ugly when she passed a blind man he ripped his eyes out
115 Yo mama so ugly she's the reason why Fetty Wap lost his eye.

So funny but wrong he has a disease called congenital glaucoma

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116 Yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said I got the power

This Yo Mama so Ugly jokes not Yo Mama so stupid jokes. There's already a list for that. - cjWriter1997

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117 Yo mama so ugly, she reached for the remote and it jumped off the couch.

This is astonishingly funny. It made me shoot milk out of my nostrils. I love this so!

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118 Yo mama so ugly, American Express left without her.
119 Yo mama so ugly, the NHL banned her for life.
120 Yo mama so ugly she looked in a mirror and killed herself

Nice laugh out loud crack me up!

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3. Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home
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1. Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
2. Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home
3. Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.
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