Top Ten Things Neonco31 Would Destroy If He Finds Them Under His Christmas Tree

If I find these things under my Christmas tree, I will smash them with and destroy them all! Here is what I don't want to find under my Christmas tree.
The Top Ten
1 Cockroaches Cockroaches (or roaches) are a paraphyletic group of insects belonging to Blattodea, containing all members of the group except termites. About 30 cockroach species out of 4,600 are associated with human habitats. Some species are well-known as pests. ...read more.

I'll just simply step on them. The end

2 A Barny, Dora, or Peppa Pig Plushie

I hate them, they hate me. I'll burn them all with a flamethrower!

3 An iPhone that doesn't function properly

I'll seriously get mad at that!

4 A Picture Of A Dead Pony

Fluttershy is the best! I'll tear that picture apart!

5 A Swastika Pillow

I'm a Nazi!

6 Caillou T-Shirt
7 Barbie Merchandise
8 An Album or CD made by a Filipino Artist
9 A Ticket to a Dora Performance Concert

Who wants to see Dora perform anyways? I would rip it with a paper cutter if I were to get that.

10 A picture of him with a stripper