Top Ten Best and Funniest Things to Say After You Say "What The"

The Top Ten

What the Heck?

I like this. It's polite. I normally say "What the hecky-peck" Mother would tell me off for other uses of "what the..."
What the What?

This could be pretty dang weird.
What the F***?

Short, crisp and really gets the point across. Perfect cuss.

That language makes me very angry
What the Flip?

My friend says what the flop. It's quite funny.
What the Freak?

This is probably the funniest with "What The Heck? " being the best.
What the Hell?

Could be useful to say it, just don't say "Hell" all the time.
What the Cheeseballs?

I LOVE cheeseballs! I think that this should definitely be number one. It is a great advertisement for cheese balls and cheese and balls, so yeah. I love cheeseballs and it is better than most of the other 'What the' sayings

Random and funny but somehow gets your point across without using profane language.

It's funny because it doesn't make sense.
What the Meow?

Someone just activated their inner cat...
What the HOLY CRAP!!!
What the Cool?

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What the Crap?

I know someone who says this and I want to yell SHUT UP
What the Hay?
What the Frick?
What the No!
What the Pizza?
What the Fudge

I say this like all the time and I mean ALL THE TIME.
What the SpongeBob?

Been around since 1999/2000 and still used. Next generation is The Loud House.

This literally made me laugh. Why...
What The?
What the Antidisestablishmentarianism?

"Oh wait, dick's too short of a word for my dick. Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick!" - Eminem, Almost Famous, Recovery, 2010

I had a feeling this one would be here...
What the Fish?
What the cheese chocolate train chair?
What the The?

That makes no sense... And that's what makes it funny.
What the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
What the Boob?
What the Dick?

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