Top Ten Worst Things That Could Happen On Father's Day

1. Father dies

   I can't believe that you forgot his present is ahead of this! This is just really sad to think about your dad dying on Father's Day! That has to be among the saddest things on Earth

   Well close enough, but my Grandpa died on Fathers Day 2011. I'm crying right now... His day! My dad bought him a T.V. but he couldn't do anything with it! Hopefully he's in heaven.

   That'd be sad. I told my father about this and he agrees. But still, what is your father like 100 years old? He has cancer? He got hit by a car? WHAT?!?

2. You forget his present

   Hey dad, I'll celebrate a little later, where's the present, YOUR SCREWED

3. You go to the wrong place

   Happy Father's Day... Wait do I know you

4. You get dirt shoved in you mouth

5. Your parents get divorced

   Because that's a great way to start your day.

6. You fall off a cliff

   This should be number one, talk about a one pound or more of hurt.

   Let me guess, you took your dad to the grand canyon

7. He makes you watch Big Brother

   This is awful if your big brother bullys you, but bigbrothersucks is just stupid, he worry a about nothing but his big brother

   I have little brother, so Its impossible for me

8. Your dad forgets your name

   It's just that dad got a concussion and he got amnesia, now his gift will need to be a doctor

   I don't even know what I would do if my own dad forgot my name.

   Happened to my brother. He wanted to call him. He called him Zubair although his name is Faizan

9. You try to talk to your dad only to realize that's not your dad you're talking to

   Laugh out loud I could not stop laughing.

   Maybe he's talking to little brother, he'll talf to you later, doht worry

10. Your dad wants you to suck his toes

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11. ?

    He confuses you with another kid

12. ?

    He Makes You Watch Total Drama

    I like that show. Except for the fifth season.

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13. Paternity test comes back "negative"

    This is so hilarious (not really if it is actually true), seriously this should be #2

14. You trip on a twig while 5TH graders throw beans at you

    I know the embarrassing feeling of having beans thrown at you by 5th graders.

    But seriously, who put this on here?

    That's just insulting, I'm in 5th grade but I don't BULLY

    What does this have to do with Father's Day?

15. He commits a crime

16. He attacks you

    This happened to me once. We were playing chess (involuntarily and he intimidated me) and we reached a point where I was obviously gonna lose. He kept saying "Don't quit, don't quit, don't quit" but there was really no point to it, so I stood up and tried to walk away. He lost his temper, shouted at me to sit down, and lunged at me.

    Next thing I knew, he slammed me into the tiles, pushed me into a wall, smacked me several times, and injured my mum while she was trying to protect me.

    The worst part is, he chickened out of court and people act like he's such a "good" person.

17. You find a place to go, but when you get there it's not all what it's cracked up to be

18. Dad gets your gift and throws it away

    Well that was rude father, well now I'm gonna play video games and do nothing with you now

19. He lectures and grounds you

    , A GoAnimate reference that definitely conveys 100% Child cruelty(! )

    I would probably throw the gift away

20. You get lost with people who don't speak your language

21. Your little sibling starts crying for no specific reason

    Get lost little brother, it's dads special day today

22. You get him a Justin Bieber album and he punches you

    Well, how did I know this would be on here?

23. You get him a Nicki Minaj album

    That's just wrong, gae female singers is what moms like to hear music from, fathers like old time

24. You get him one gift but you needed another one because his birthday is on Father's Day

    Based on personal experience