Top Ten Luxury Items for Every Car Maker to Install

What would make a boring drive down the M4 mildly interesting?

The Top Ten

Two Metres of Leg Room

Due to the extreme length of my legs, my parents' choices of cars over my years of growing up have been severely limited. I think it's important for all car companies to put some innovation into catering for tall people.

I'd like this so I wouldn't have my legs crammed in the seat.

Come on, us short people need to reach the pedals too!

Maybe you could install extensions. And who said you couldn't move the seat forwards?

Being small, I could fit in there.

Home Cinema

In the back seat, of course, with a soundproof barrier. Some people are trying to drive!

Waffle-Maker

Complete with dispensable sauces!

Hot Tub

If anyone has one of these features, I'm jealous. If you have all of these, watch out for robebers.

A nice bath while driving. Sounds really interesting.

Well, you have to go to pimp my ride to have this

Just relaxing in a swimsuit whilst riding in the car... sounds fun.

Coffeemaker

I Drink Coffee And I'm Not Sophisticated

Dog-Bed

Not just any dog bed. One that can accommodate for a group of large dogs, like two pregnant Rottweilers.

Science Lab

Just make sure you have a bloody good suspension system. We wouldn't want any corrosive acids spilling.

Not everyone will make use of this, but I most certainly would!

Remote Control Drone

A useful device to personally analyse the state of the traffic from high altitude.

Using drones to "screw with people in convertibles"

I cannot even begin to descibe the images in my mind.

Plus you could totally screw with people in convertibles

A Bed
Pinball Machine

Because playing pinball while driving is so awesome. Requires such great concentration skills!

That deaf, dumb and blind kid, sure plays a mean pinball!

The Contenders

Power Reclining Rear Seats
Barbecue Grill

That would be straight-up awesome

With a smoke chimney, obviously.

Heated Steering Wheel

Perfect for when you fall asleep at the wheel! And in the summer, you could just turn down the heat.

Video Game Console
Toilet

Then you wouldn't have to stop at gas stations anymore.

What if you were halfway done when you got rear-ended?

Combined with a miniature portable sewer system.

Kitchen
Ejector Seat/Button

When someone can't take a hint.

Mini Bumper Car Attraction
Baby Alarm Alert
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