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, that is a genius come-back! That is so SMART! Even I wouldn't have thought of that, though I am really bad at comebacks.
Great comeback used it so much at school
I'm using this one on The next person I see I hate
Well I got a joke that will kill you god made rivers god made lakes god made you hell everyone makes mistakes
Best comeback everV15 Comments
Another one is:Roses are red and violets are blue: I thought I was ugly until I met ya
Roses are red violets are blue I got five fingers the middle one's for you - PewDiePie
Why on earth are you here?! School doesn't allow litter.
Damn that is so goodV47 Comments
I tried that on my sister and got slapped.
Hey you so thick you have to look up hobo in the dictionary and can't even read it right
A great comeback god bless you
Laugh out loud great for my main enemy that lies A LOT
It means. "Stop it man, you lie like ALL THE TIME! ".
I know you lie your lips are moving tell me do you think I'm dumb
This won got me LMFAOV11 Comments
Wow this is perfect. "Yo mama" jokes are cruel and unfunny. But this? This is comic GOLD!
Laugh out loud this is hilarious!
That is a true burn. The one true burn. BURN! Be it Indian, Chinese or just leant on a soldering iron, it's a BUR! - PositronWildhawk
That is really funny I used it one this kid and he couldn't come back with anythingV19 Comments
My ass smells like cherry coke on a sundernesday because of the time I drove my donkey to work on a twinkie plane... I just said mommy in the bath tub with batman
I started laughing my ass off when all I saw was dumbass. That's a word not a insult
Just classic use of insults since it always leaves your enemy slack dropped of and pissed off. I did this on my mates and they were owned
So so so funnyV7 Comments
You so ugly that santa paid you to kill yourself
I don't get it but I'm sure someone will find it funny...
If I was your mirror I would break down; seven years of brain damage for you!
Here is a insult your mama is so fat that she is on both sides of the familyV14 Comments
I am cracking up with my friend ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Erm what the hell is this? I don't like the condom part but it is actually a good diss...
Awesome insult! I'mma be telling that to the next guy who pisses me off.
That because you live in itV5 Comments
I love this one totally using it on someone from my school, totally gonna shut them up!
This is so funny I and totally going to use this when my uncles disses me again you wait because this insult will be used. I garden tee you that this is the best insult ever to be found please use it because I am
This is so funny! I am so going to use this on my friends when they're making fun of me again. I'll bet this will make them shut up.
Yo mamas so stupid she died in a grocery store!V9 Comments
I usually hate yo mamma jokes but this one is decent - Leaftail
I thought Yo Mamma jokes were lame, until I read this one
Most yo mama jokes are not funny but this one are
That so also so goodV10 Comments
Nice one! :P Always wanted to try this, just waiting for the chance to try it! I totally agree with this one though.
Laugh out loud I should say that to my worst enemy!
I love this joke it is so funny. This kid who lives behind me always insults me and I insult him back!
Thank yo now I now what to say to A bully at my schoolV14 Comments
This joke is way better than the ther ones. I t's funny it makes sense and it doesn't sound like some three year old isn't trying to make fun of you...
So good! This is probably one of the only comebacks which would actually work when it's not inside your head - reality stinks
That's awesome without being to insulting or hurtful to someones family or looks! I will use this today.
I always say this when I'm playing video games! 2@$V12 Comments
I always use this when I met my girlfriend's momV3 Comments
You were so ugly when you were born that the doctor told your mom what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it
Love it used it on my friend he was lost for words! Thanks man
If I were the window I would open up and put the poor child out of it's misery
How is this not in the top 10V9 Comments
Man, this is so offensive but it's also at the same time hilarious
! This is the best thing I have heard in a while! This is so offensive but so bloody hilarious!
Tat is well cool and funny and offensive
I tried this on this fat kid in my class and she started cryingV4 Comments
So hilarious I can use it on m enemies who have dates and break them upV3 Comments
Used it already! Very good insult to use on people, love it you should use it to it messes people up a lot. Amazing!
THIS ONES ON A JAYJAYS T-SHIRT... ME BROTHER HAS IT...
its funny! plus.. Who whould say that?
Haha that's funny it would take a while for the person to catch on! Laugh out loudV2 Comments
So funny it brought tears to my eyes
Damn funny! My favorite until now!
I tryed this on one of the people I don't like and the stared crying...it was hella funny doeV2 Comments
Ohh! Major burn! I will have to try this. People always make fun of my pixie cut and the size of my nose so now i, ll always have a comeback!
You mom is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
I love nature but when I hate someone I wish it left
That is truly hilariousV8 Comments
Maybe because they're Velcro :L
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Top Remixes (9)
2. Your dad's condom is a bigger than your personality
3. You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving.
2. The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
3. We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
2. People gulper
3. Bunny kisser
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