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, that is a genius come-back! That is so SMART! Even I wouldn't have thought of that, though I am really bad at comebacks.
Great comeback used it so much at school
I'm using this one on The next person I see I hate
Well I got a joke that will kill you god made rivers god made lakes god made you hell everyone makes mistakes
That's so funny I'm gonna tell this to my boyfriendV13 Comments
Another one is:Roses are red and violets are blue: I thought I was ugly until I met ya
Roses are red violets are blue I got five fingers the middle one's for you - PewDiePie
Why on earth are you here?! School doesn't allow litter.
I so have to use this!V44 Comments
Don't work out so will
Ha ha laugh out loud
Laugh out loud so funny!
Hey you so thick you have to look up hobo in the dictionary and can't even read it rightV8 Comments
Laugh out loud great for my main enemy that lies A LOT
Used it on my bro he got peed off
It means. "Stop it man, you lie like ALL THE TIME! ".
Lol gonna use it on a bully at schoolV14 Comments
My ass smells like cherry coke on a sundernesday because of the time I drove my donkey to work on a twinkie plane... I just said mommy in the bath tub with batman
I started laughing my ass off when all I saw was dumbass. That's a word not a insult
Just classic use of insults since it always leaves your enemy slack dropped of and pissed off. I did this on my mates and they were owned
Your so ugly that people with deal with it sunglasses can't deal with it. You like it? :-)V6 Comments
Wow this is perfect. "Yo mama" jokes are cruel and unfunny. But this? This is comic GOLD!
That is a true burn. The one true burn. BURN! Be it Indian, Chinese or just leant on a soldering iron, it's a BUR! - PositronWildhawk
Laugh out loud this is hilarious!
This is pretentious, eggs come out of the cloacaV20 Comments
"your birth certifercet is an apology for the condom factory"
You so ugly that santa paid you to kill yourself
I don't get it but I'm sure someone will find it funny...
I insulted my teacher with this and he got suspendedV16 Comments
I love this one totally using it on someone from my school, totally gonna shut them up!
This is so funny I and totally going to use this when my uncles disses me again you wait because this insult will be used. I garden tee you that this is the best insult ever to be found please use it because I am
This is so funny! I am so going to use this on my friends when they're making fun of me again. I'll bet this will make them shut up.
This is so funny... Whoever came up with this should be RICH💰💵💸V13 Comments
I'm so gonna use this classy one
I am cracking up with my friend ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Dude my brother is like this
That because you live in itV9 Comments
I love this so much
Laugh out loud so funny
I usually hate yo mamma jokes but this one is decent - Leaftail
Most yo mama jokes are not funny but this one areV11 Comments
Nice one! :P Always wanted to try this, just waiting for the chance to try it! I totally agree with this one though.
Laugh out loud I should say that to my worst enemy!
Best one ever (after th eapology note from the condem factory - hello2
I love this joke it is so funny. This kid who lives behind me always insults me and I insult him back!V14 Comments
This joke is way better than the ther ones. I t's funny it makes sense and it doesn't sound like some three year old isn't trying to make fun of you...
So good! This is probably one of the only comebacks which would actually work when it's not inside your head - reality stinks
That's awesome without being to insulting or hurtful to someones family or looks! I will use this today.
And the comeback for this one is "The same way you ignore the fact that you're a douche? "V15 Comments
Laugh out loud funny as ever
So funny laugh out loud
You were so ugly when you were born that the doctor told your mom what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it
Love it used it on my friend he was lost for words! Thanks man
Very cheeky. Very funny.V11 Comments
Man, this is so offensive but it's also at the same time hilarious
Just thought of it
! This is the best thing I have heard in a while! This is so offensive but so bloody hilarious!
But they need the body parts!V5 Comments
Used it already! Very good insult to use on people, love it you should use it to it messes people up a lot. Amazing!
THIS ONES ON A JAYJAYS T-SHIRT... ME BROTHER HAS IT...
its funny! plus.. Who whould say that?
Haha that's funny it would take a while for the person to catch on! Laugh out loud
It's taking ME a while to catch onV5 Comments
I love you man! This is the best come back of all time
So hilarious I can use it on m enemies who have dates and break them up
Best come back ever!
Everybody makes mistakes even your mum when she forgot condoms
That is some epic cuss. I gotta use that tomorrow at school.V5 Comments
Ohh! Major burn! I will have to try this. People always make fun of my pixie cut and the size of my nose so now i, ll always have a comeback!
Laugh out loud burn to any one who will try and insult me rotfl
You mom is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
That is truly hilariousV12 Comments
So funny it brought tears to my eyes
Not sure if I should be laughing or sympathysing this guy
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