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, that is a genius come-back! That is so SMART! Even I wouldn't have thought of that, though I am really bad at comebacks.
Great comeback used it so much at school
I'm using this one on The next person I see I hate
Well I got a joke that will kill you god made rivers god made lakes god made you hell everyone makes mistakes
Me too I'm also awful at comebacksV24 Comments
Another one is:Roses are red and violets are blue: I thought I was ugly until I met ya
Roses are red violets are blue I got five fingers the middle one's for you - PewDiePie
Why on earth are you here?! School doesn't allow litter.
Warts on your face and pimples on your ass how beautiful you look with that 100 metre long assV60 Comments
I tried that on my sister and got slapped.
Hey you so thick you have to look up hobo in the dictionary and can't even read it right
Yes! I did it on my friends there face turned red
That is so funny lolV10 Comments
Laugh out loud great for my main enemy that lies A LOT
I know you lie your lips are moving tell me do you think I'm dumb
It means. "Stop it man, you lie like ALL THE TIME! ".
This won got me LMFAOV12 Comments
Wow this is perfect. "Yo mama" jokes are cruel and unfunny. But this? This is comic GOLD!
Laugh out loud this is hilarious!
That is a true burn. The one true burn. BURN! Be it Indian, Chinese or just leant on a soldering iron, it's a BUR! - PositronWildhawk
That is really funny I used it one this kid and he couldn't come back with anythingV22 Comments
My ass smells like cherry coke on a sundernesday because of the time I drove my donkey to work on a twinkie plane... I just said mommy in the bath tub with batman
I started laughing my ass off when all I saw was dumbass. That's a word not a insult
Just classic use of insults since it always leaves your enemy slack dropped of and pissed off. I did this on my mates and they were owned
So so so funnyV8 Comments
I am cracking up with my friend ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
HAHAAHAHAAHAHA it is a good one I will use this on my classmates
Erm what the hell is this? I don't like the condom part but it is actually a good diss...
That because you live in itV7 Comments
You so ugly that santa paid you to kill yourself
I don't get it but I'm sure someone will find it funny...
If I was your mirror I would break down; seven years of brain damage for you!
That is so that your dads condom failedV17 Comments
I love this one totally using it on someone from my school, totally gonna shut them up!
This is so funny I and totally going to use this when my uncles disses me again you wait because this insult will be used. I garden tee you that this is the best insult ever to be found please use it because I am
This is so funny! I am so going to use this on my friends when they're making fun of me again. I'll bet this will make them shut up.
Yo mamas so stupid she died in a grocery store!V9 Comments
I usually hate yo mamma jokes but this one is decent - Leaftail
You mama so fat when she fell down the stairs it sounded like the start of eastenders
I don't think it ever came back and I don't blame it lol.
That is really old for me by Lewis HamiltonV14 Comments
This joke is way better than the ther ones. I t's funny it makes sense and it doesn't sound like some three year old isn't trying to make fun of you...
So good! This is probably one of the only comebacks which would actually work when it's not inside your head - reality stinks
That's awesome without being to insulting or hurtful to someones family or looks! I will use this today.
I always say this when I'm playing video games! 2@$V13 Comments
Nice one! :P Always wanted to try this, just waiting for the chance to try it! I totally agree with this one though.
Laugh out loud I should say that to my worst enemy!
I love this joke it is so funny. This kid who lives behind me always insults me and I insult him back!
This one I used it on a rude person on roblox he then asked me what ten plus nine is its 19V16 Comments
I always use this when I met my girlfriend's momV4 Comments
You were so ugly when you were born that the doctor told your mom what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it
Love it used it on my friend he was lost for words! Thanks man
If I were the window I would open up and put the poor child out of it's misery
The moment I saw this I laughed my balls offV11 Comments
Man, this is so offensive but it's also at the same time hilarious
! This is the best thing I have heard in a while! This is so offensive but so bloody hilarious!
Tat is well cool and funny and offensive
I tried this on this fat kid in my class and she started cryingV6 Comments
So hilarious I can use it on m enemies who have dates and break them upV3 Comments
So funny it brought tears to my eyes
Damn funny! My favorite until now!
I tryed this on one of the people I don't like and the stared crying...it was hella funny doeV4 Comments
Used it already! Very good insult to use on people, love it you should use it to it messes people up a lot. Amazing!
Haha that's funny it would take a while for the person to catch on! Laugh out loud
THIS ONES ON A JAYJAYS T-SHIRT... ME BROTHER HAS IT...
its funny! plus.. Who whould say that?
It's taking ME a while to catch onV1 Comment
Ohh! Major burn! I will have to try this. People always make fun of my pixie cut and the size of my nose so now i, ll always have a comeback!
You mom is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
I love nature but when I hate someone I wish it left
That is truly hilariousV9 Comments
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Top Remixes (9)
2. Your dad's condom is a bigger than your personality
3. You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving.
2. The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
3. We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
2. People gulper
3. Bunny kisser
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