Top 10 Funniest Insults
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1You married Barney More comments about You married Barney
2You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving. More comments about You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving.
3Your dad's condom is a bigger than your personality More comments about Your dad's condom is a bigger than your personality
4We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move. More comments about We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
5Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
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6Dumbass More comments about Dumbass
7Hey, I looked up a hobo in the dictionary and the definition was you
8The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
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9Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection walked away More comments about Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection walked away
10I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
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11Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
12Yo mama so stupid she still can't figure out how to tie her shoes
13You Have Enough Fat to Make Another Human
14You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back
15Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? More comments about Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
16It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails, with a hunting knife, and he ran into me, backwards, 17 times.
17Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident More comments about Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident
18Your so fat that the equator is 20000m times shorter than your belt
19“My husband and I divorced over religious differences.”He thought he was GOD and I didn't.
20Yo mama so poor she had to get her clothes from a dumpster
21Your so lazy that you ask someone to come to your house to change the tv channel
22I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
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24I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? More comments about I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
25Yo mama so stupid she ate cereal with a knife
26Your so weak that you can't rip a piece of paper
27Hey, I just met you, girl you look crazy, what's brand's your makeup, crayola, maybe?
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28I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
29People who are stupid, are one of you
30I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
31Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
32Your so weak that you can't hold a grain of salt
33I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
34I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
35I fart to make you smell better.
36If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
37Your mums so fat not even Dora could explore her
38Why on earth are you here?! School doesn't allow litter!
39Yo mama so fat when she jumped the earth dropped
40Ahhh!!! Run a bear, oh wait that's just your mom
41You look like Justin Bieber
42You so dumb that you won the lottery and ripped the ticket
43If ugliness were bricks then you would be the Great Wall of China
44Everybody makes mistakes, even God did when he made your face
45Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but are you sure you were a cute baby?
46You look like a before picture.
47You're so dumb that when you got locked in a toilet for the night you pissed yourself.
48Yo mama so dumb she got knocked down by a parked car
49If I wanted a bitch I would have bought a dog.
50Shock me say something intelligent
51Get yourself another face, my dog wants her ass back
52Your mama's so fat that when she told me her weight I thought it was her telephone number
53I think you need a licence to be that ugly
54Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
55Your mum's so ugly that when she applied for a job at Tescos they said "sorry, due to our recent 'slip-up' no horses allowed"
56How are thou? Thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil?
57If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse
58Did you hurt yourself when you fell out of heaven? It looks like you fell on your face.
59OMG there's something hideous and disgusting on your shoulders! Oh, sorry, it's your head.
60Yo mama so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
61You're so fat that when you sat on Walmart you lowered the prices
62You're so fake even China rejected you
63Your birth certificate is an apology letter from a condom factory
64You mama so hairy she went to the prom with big foot.
65You are living proof that humans can live without brains
66If I was as ugly as you I wouldn't say hi to folk, I'd say boo
67When you were born, the doctors said oh it's treasure... your mum said to bury it
68You have such a horrendous face I think Jesus kicked you out of heaven
69Your grandma is like a library, she's open to the public
70Your mama's so fat that when she checked her weight it read one person at a time
71Your mum is so hairy that Bigfoot took her pic
72Your momma is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn
73Your family tree is a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.
74Yo mama has more chins than the Chinese phone book.
75You're So Cheesy, Papa John's Paid Millions for You
76Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody
77From the moment I laid my eyes on you I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you
78yo mama so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
79If I wanted a brain transplant I'd take yours because I want one that's never been used before
80You're so ugly when you got out the taxi, the taxi driver got a fine for littering
81You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you
82I would love to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
83I just took a dump, I think I found your perfect lover, in the toilet bowl.
84She wouldn't lick a stamp for you if you were dying of thirst
85You are so fat that you make a hippo look skinny
86Yo mama like Chinese food, sweet, sour and cheap
87It's not my fault that when you went to the ape habitat, the monkeys said "sorry we don't need any more ugly monkeys"
88What's it like going to a rodeo and seeing bulls sexier then you and able to keep a guy longer then you? At least you're not the only one getting paid for a 7 second ride.
89Your mama's so ugly, this much explains why Justin Bieber threw up on stage.
90Your mom is so hairy that when you were born you got carpet burn.
91Why are you here? Did someone leave your cage open?
92There's something gross on your neck, it's so freaky and disgusting... oh wait that's your face
93Man Move You Are Blocking the Frequensy
94Your mum's so stupid she sold her car for petrol money
95Your mum's so stupid she sat on the telly and watched the sofa
96You're so stupid you got locked in ASDA and died of starvation
97I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey
98You're so poor that when you go to KFC you have to lick other people's fingers
99Your mama's so poor she keeps her food stamps in a money clip
100Nice face, where did you get it? A Cracker Jack box.
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