Top 10 Funniest Insults
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1You married Barney More comments about You married Barney
2You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving. More comments about You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving.
3Your dad's condom is a bigger than your personality More comments about Your dad's condom is a bigger than your personality
4We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move. More comments about We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
5Hey, I looked up a hobo in the dictionary and the definition was you
6Dumbass More comments about Dumbass
7Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you? More comments about Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
8Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection walked away More comments about Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection walked away
9The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
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10I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
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11Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
12Yo mama so stupid she still can't figure out how to tie her shoes
13You Have Enough Fat to Make Another Human
14Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident More comments about Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident
15Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? More comments about Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
16You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back
17It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails, with a hunting knife, and he ran into me, backwards, 17 times.
18Your so fat that the equator is 20000m times shorter than your belt
19Yo mama so poor she had to get her clothes from a dumpster
20“My husband and I divorced over religious differences.”He thought he was GOD and I didn't.
21Your so lazy that you ask someone to come to your house to change the tv channel
22I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
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23I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? More comments about I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
25Yo mama so stupid she ate cereal with a knife
26Your so weak that you can't rip a piece of paper
27I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
28Hey, I just met you, girl you look crazy, what's brand's your makeup, crayola, maybe?
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29I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
30People who are stupid, are one of you
31Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
32I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
33Your so weak that you can't hold a grain of salt
34I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
35If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
36Why on earth are you here?! School doesn't allow litter!
37Your mums so fat not even Dora could explore her
38I fart to make you smell better.
39Yo mama so fat when she jumped the earth dropped
40Ahhh!!! Run a bear, oh wait that's just your mom
41You so dumb that you won the lottery and ripped the ticket
42If ugliness were bricks then you would be the Great Wall of China
43Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but are you sure you were a cute baby?
44You look like a before picture.
45You're so dumb that when you got locked in a toilet for the night you pissed yourself.
46Yo mama so dumb she got knocked down by a parked car
47Shock me say something intelligent
48If I wanted a bitch I would have bought a dog.
49Your mama's so fat that when she told me her weight I thought it was her telephone number
50Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
51Everybody makes mistakes, even God did when he made your face
52You look like Justin Bieber
53I think you need a licence to be that ugly
54How are thou? Thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil?
55OMG there's something hideous and disgusting on your shoulders! Oh, sorry, it's your head.
56Get yourself another face, my dog wants her ass back
57Yo mama so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
58If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse
59You're so fat that when you sat on Walmart you lowered the prices
60Did you hurt yourself when you fell out of heaven? It looks like you fell on your face.
61Your mum's so ugly that when she applied for a job at Tescos they said "sorry, due to our recent 'slip-up' no horses allowed"
62You mama so hairy she went to the prom with big foot.
63You're so fake even China rejected you
64If I was as ugly as you I wouldn't say hi to folk, I'd say boo
65When you were born, the doctors said oh it's treasure... your mum said to bury it
66Your birth certificate is an apology letter from a condom factory
67Your mum is so hairy that Bigfoot took her pic
68Your family tree is a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.
69Yo mama has more chins than the Chinese phone book.
70You have such a horrendous face I think Jesus kicked you out of heaven
71You're So Cheesy, Papa John's Paid Millions for You
72Your grandma is like a library, she's open to the public
73Your mama's so fat that when she checked her weight it read one person at a time
74You are living proof that humans can live without brains
75Your momma is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn
76From the moment I laid my eyes on you I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you
77yo mama so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
78You're so ugly when you got out the taxi, the taxi driver got a fine for littering
79You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you
80I would love to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
81I just took a dump, I think I found your perfect lover, in the toilet bowl.
82She wouldn't lick a stamp for you if you were dying of thirst
83You are so fat that you make a hippo look skinny
84Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody
85Yo mama like Chinese food, sweet, sour and cheap
86It's not my fault that when you went to the ape habitat, the monkeys said "sorry we don't need any more ugly monkeys"
87Your mama's so ugly, this much explains why Justin Bieber threw up on stage.
88Why are you here? Did someone leave your cage open?
89There's something gross on your neck, it's so freaky and disgusting... oh wait that's your face
90Man Move You Are Blocking the Frequensy
91Your mum's so stupid she sold her car for petrol money
92I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey
93What's it like going to a rodeo and seeing bulls sexier then you and able to keep a guy longer then you? At least you're not the only one getting paid for a 7 second ride.
94Your mom is so hairy that when you were born you got carpet burn.
95You're so poor that when you go to KFC you have to lick other people's fingers
96Your mama's so poor she keeps her food stamps in a money clip
97If I wanted a brain transplant I'd take yours because I want one that's never been used before
98Your mum's so stupid she sat on the telly and watched the sofa
99You're so stupid you got locked in ASDA and died of starvation
100Nice face, where did you get it? A Cracker Jack box.
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