Top 10 Funniest Insults


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1You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving.

, that is a genius come-back! That is so SMART! Even I wouldn't have thought of that, though I am really bad at comebacks.

Great comeback used it so much at school

I'm using this one on The next person I see I hate

Well I got a joke that will kill you god made rivers god made lakes god made you hell everyone makes mistakes

Me too I'm also awful at comebacks

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2Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Another one is:Roses are red and violets are blue: I thought I was ugly until I met ya

Roses are red violets are blue I got five fingers the middle one's for you - PewDiePie

Why on earth are you here?! School doesn't allow litter.

I think that ones good

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3Hey, I looked up a hobo in the dictionary and the definition was you

I tried that on my sister and got slapped.

Hey you so thick you have to look up hobo in the dictionary and can't even read it right

Too good,

A great comeback god bless you

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4We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

Laugh out loud great for my main enemy that lies A LOT

It means. "Stop it man, you lie like ALL THE TIME! ".

I know you lie your lips are moving tell me do you think I'm dumb

This won got me LMFAO

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5The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

Wow this is perfect. "Yo mama" jokes are cruel and unfunny. But this? This is comic GOLD!

Laugh out loud this is hilarious!

That is a true burn. The one true burn. BURN! Be it Indian, Chinese or just leant on a soldering iron, it's a BUR! - PositronWildhawk

That is really funny I used it one this kid and he couldn't come back with anything

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My ass smells like cherry coke on a sundernesday because of the time I drove my donkey to work on a twinkie plane... I just said mommy in the bath tub with batman

I started laughing my ass off when all I saw was dumbass. That's a word not a insult

Just classic use of insults since it always leaves your enemy slack dropped of and pissed off. I did this on my mates and they were owned

So so so funny

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7You married Barney

You so ugly that santa paid you to kill yourself

I don't get it but I'm sure someone will find it funny...

If I was your mirror I would break down; seven years of brain damage for you!

Here is a insult your mama is so fat that she is on both sides of the family

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8Your dad's condom is a bigger than your personality

I am cracking up with my friend ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Erm what the hell is this? I don't like the condom part but it is actually a good diss...

HAHAAHAHAAHAHA it is a good one I will use this on my classmates

That because you live in it

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9Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident

I love this one totally using it on someone from my school, totally gonna shut them up!

This is so funny I and totally going to use this when my uncles disses me again you wait because this insult will be used. I garden tee you that this is the best insult ever to be found please use it because I am

This is so funny! I am so going to use this on my friends when they're making fun of me again. I'll bet this will make them shut up.

Yo mamas so stupid she died in a grocery store!

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10Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection walked away

I usually hate yo mamma jokes but this one is decent - Leaftail

I thought Yo Mamma jokes were lame, until I read this one

Most yo mama jokes are not funny but this one are

That so also so good

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11I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

This joke is way better than the ther ones. I t's funny it makes sense and it doesn't sound like some three year old isn't trying to make fun of you...

So good! This is probably one of the only comebacks which would actually work when it's not inside your head - reality stinks

That's awesome without being to insulting or hurtful to someones family or looks! I will use this today.

I always say this when I'm playing video games! 2@$

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12I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

Nice one! :P Always wanted to try this, just waiting for the chance to try it! I totally agree with this one though.

Laugh out loud I should say that to my worst enemy!

I love this joke it is so funny. This kid who lives behind me always insults me and I insult him back!

This one I used it on a rude person on roblox he then asked me what ten plus nine is its 19

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13Ahhh!!! Run a bear, oh wait that's just your mom

I always use this when I met my girlfriend's mom

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14You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back

You were so ugly when you were born that the doctor told your mom what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it

Love it used it on my friend he was lost for words! Thanks man

If I were the window I would open up and put the poor child out of it's misery

How is this not in the top 10

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15You have enough fat to make another human

Man, this is so offensive but it's also at the same time hilarious

I tried this on this fat kid in my class and she started crying

! This is the best thing I have heard in a while! This is so offensive but so bloody hilarious!

But they need the body parts!

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16Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

So hilarious I can use it on m enemies who have dates and break them up

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17I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Used it already! Very good insult to use on people, love it you should use it to it messes people up a lot. Amazing!

its funny! plus.. Who whould say that?

Haha that's funny it would take a while for the person to catch on! Laugh out loud

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18Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is

So funny it brought tears to my eyes

Damn funny! My favorite until now!

I tryed this on one of the people I don't like and the stared was hella funny doe

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19Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Ohh! Major burn! I will have to try this. People always make fun of my pixie cut and the size of my nose so now i, ll always have a comeback!

You mom is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

I love nature but when I hate someone I wish it left

That is truly hilarious

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20Yo mama so stupid she still can't figure out how to tie her shoes

Maybe because they're Velcro :L

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2. The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
3. We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
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