Top Ten Conspiracy Theories About TopTenners

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The Top Ten
1 Every time someone retires, a negative version of themselves appear, like a ghost or a phantom.

Hmm... Creepy yet could be true.

2 SevenLizards was not only raised by lizards but, he was actually a lizard himself but then, he underwent an experiment to create humaniod lizards but all it did was just turn him into a kid with scaly skins.
3 JaysTop10List was once a list maker at an experiment against forces. He ranks up list of people who could withstand the strongest forces.
4 BritGirl might not be British as there was a secret diary hidden in her cabinet and one paragraph was that she wanted to "start a new life" in The UK.

The fact that Britgirl seemed to like this one makes it even better

Or she just wants to start a new life where she lives. DUH!

Ha, maybe she IS a spy from Russia! (No offense)

5 TurkeyAsylum was once a reference in Total Drama but it got cancelled because it would have shown an address to Turkey's home and phone number, thus exposing his privacy.

Maybe I was going to be the person who fires Chris.

6 Puga existed from being in a coma for a month and woke up but with a slight change to his personality.

Slight? The "Pug" and "puga" accounts are very different.

7 CerealGuy is gone but research shows that after his retirement, he left a note stating that he had left a nuke hidden somewhere and that it will explode one day if his requirements are not matched.
8 Gemcloben Is Cliff Burton Reincarnated and Has Come to Spread the Word About Metallica
9 BigBrotherSucks was actually a fan of Big Brother but he only made the account to warn us all that we're all being watched by them.

I knew the camera's in my bathroom were put there by big brother and totally not my Perv Dad!

Yep... Big Brother is watching you, alright...

10 In an underground Nazi concentration camp, a user named SelfDestruct has built a machine to clone himself to continue his legacy.

These are weirder and crazier then the other conspiracy theory list. At least this lists made since

Or he just had countless numbers of accounts and zero degrees of common sense.

The Contenders
11 Simpsondude has once been a Simpsons character but because of magic Nutella he became a human

How isn't this number one? LMFAOLCOPTER (Laughing My F***ing Arse Off Laughing Can't Operate Till Eyes Refocus)

12 HezarioSeth didn't retire from TheTopTens, he is disguised as an Admin as classified reports shown that the Admin succumbed to a deadly poison.

This could work for both him AND Finch!

13 Fandom_Lover secretly has a Senpai on TheTopTens and she is trying to get good reputation and secretly kill every female user after.
14 RiverClanRocks is not a human but a cat from RiverClan who came to live as a human to spread the word about how RiverClan rocks (hence the username)
15 Pony is actually a unicorn from Equestria to warn us all about Equestria Girls

I knew it from the beginning we should invade Equestria! Congo Style

16 Jmepa1234 stands for jaguars might encourage people's ambushes
17 BirdEchoSplash and BlueTopazIceVanilla are the same person.

Am I the only one who thought of this at all? Look at the similarities! At least I made an original conspiracy.

18 Danteem is Luigi trying to make himself look good.
19 ArigatoKawaii is not a Japanese but is a Chinese spy seeking through the Chinese president and spoils them to the Philippines.
20 TwilightKitsune is not a human but a real Kitsune shape shifting into a human. Like the myths say, she has supernatural powers of possession and torture.
21 FrozenHatingPokefan is kidnapping users to perform a sacrifice, bringing back eventer51314
22 MetalWorldOrder is actually NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva
23 Britboy is BritGirl
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