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I've heard funnier jokes like what is this a grain of salt? Come on. Be more originalV 1 Comment
I am gonna use this on annoying person in my class
That is so cruel
That is so mean to him laugh out loud
That is a cool coment because I hate Justin Bieber as long as he lives
Yes lmao this just made me laugh immdeatlyV 2 Comments
I'll tell that one to my older sibling. We'll both laugh out loud
Best comeback in human historyV 3 Comments
I'll use this on the wife hopefully she'll divorce me
Divorce isn't pretty you know.
Laugh out loud! Fell off my chair!
I literally just dropped my apple chips all over the floor
This is pretty everyone's lol of the day!
How do you do it manV 4 Comments
Good lord this is so funny!
Hey good one this will surely help me in insulting those fashion crazy bimbos
Who do so much make up that I actually once said to them " are you the ancestors of monkey because you look worst than that "
Love this one! Haha! Another one is, your so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
This one was so funny I'm gonna use it sometime this week lol
This just made me snort.
Oh, that was funny.
Humor at it's simplest.
It's actually a good idea to rip the ticket 'cause it will be useless after you won the lottery
You wouldn't need the ticket anymore if you've already won (duh)V 2 Comments
I will defiantly use this!
LMFAO I JUST DIED
I just love this, why isn't it in the top 10?!?
so gooodV 2 Comments
Laugh out loud this is hilarious!V 4 Comments
Jesus this is unreal, if you want another one say to someone you are a dog that needs to be put down, it made half the people I told it to cry
Hilarious next time I'm guessing this
This is kind of mean but funny... wait till I use it on my friend sshe would start crying
Holy ****! This is awesome!V 3 Comments
Haha, that actually happened to one of my mates and no one stops talking about it!
What in the world was that? An insult or a foreign language?
That for me is offensive because I have got problems Like your dad
Can't wait to to see May sisters face when I tell her thisV 4 Comments
Love it because its totally Carly Rae Over and done. She is done with, this should be made into a parody! Laugh out loud!
Because I really believe that some people in this world deserve to be ridiculed for their appalling behaviour that is actually an insult to stupid people.
Lool before and after... When it comes to you there is no differenceV 1 Comment
I woul have worded it, I would slap you
But that would be animal abuse, just so
It's not as awkward. Still funny though!
Why is it not up higher?
One of the characters in the book I'm writing says something like this to someone (she says "I would kick you in the groin for saying that. Would. Problem is, that'd be animal abuse, which is against the law. So consider yourself lucky.") - IzunaTheClanWarGuy
I know right? Still laugh out loud
LolV 2 Comments
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3. You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving.
2. The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
3. We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
3. Ahhh!!! Run a bear, oh wait that's just your mom
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