Top Ten Weirdest Times or Places to Masturbate
The Top Ten
Whoever would try to masturbate in class is stupid. You will obviously get caught.
I wonder how long you would get detention?
I think I would get expelled if I did this
What kind of sane person would do that?!
My Christian relatives would be furious
This is a sad death of *insert name*
Everyone: crying out loud*
Someone: (thinking) They can see/hear me masturbate (masturbates)
Everyone: stops and start laughing
And here lies common sense, he was a useless fudge hindering oir knowledge and anyway let us masturbate his grave to see how many Nobel Peace Prize I can get
That’s pretty wrong…as long as it’s not Mia Khalifa’s grave.
An old dude did that in a town near mine.
He is now in jail.
Wow, what an appropriate place...
That would be awkward
They'll love it...
Why the F would anybody do that.
The children would be scarred for life.
How bout dancing naked on the tables. That's a lot worse and I haven't done yet
What sick human being would do that.
You'll blind the poor children.
Don't bang the children...
For some reason, America's Got Talent can accept that kind of thing.
The scary thing is, it sounds feasible.
Simon: It's a no from me
I’m not from Britain but I can do it on Australia’s Got Talent.
Remind me to try that one when I get arrested
Good idea! Let me try that next time!
I wonder what the cop(s) would do...
Unless if you're playing a role where the character has to masterbuate.
Actor 1:I will masturbate at front of my bang bang darling
Actor 2:Fudge I'm skrewed
Actor 1:*Masturbates and head explodes*
It's actually common to find wet seats in certain theaters. The back of some seats can also we wet...
I don't masturbate, but it would only be reasonable if the movie was Shrek.
Unless it's a porn movie, lol
When during a sex scene, be free to moan all you want for the most chances to m0an out load during the movie I recommend 50 shades of grey
The Uber driver is Jessica alba and she really turns me on *orgasms*
why if you can have sex in a car then you can masturbate in one to
The only place you'll have any privacy is where you're most likely to be sucked out.
My crazy religious relatives would kill me
Guy: you may kiss the bride
Groom: *kisses bride*
Me: oh fk yea *beats meat*
Groom: whachu doing fam?!
as long as no one see you I think it ok
I've been on a lot of dates. I tried masturbating once with someone and she dumped me. don't DO IT!
Same thang as class. I don't know because I haven't finished school yet. I'm in 9th Grade.
I think you'd get fired. Not sure.
The boss turns you on amirite fam?
People in my school have done this. A lot.
My boyfriend does this..
Be sure to reach your orgasm right before a drop ladys you can scream from the pleasure there
It would ease my phobia of roller coasters, but I still wouldn’t do it
This is obvious that people mostly do this while watching porn.
I'm pretty sure that's what everyone does
Being home alone is the best experience ever.
I do that though
This could end in 2 ways
Brother: ew gross
Me: what it’s fine
OR (the worst case)
Brother: I’m telling
Yup. This is an popular old favorite.
The bears turn you on, huh?
Nature, a beautiful place filled with a variety of flora and fauna…and a great place to masturbate.