Top Ten Weirdest Times or Places to Masturbate
Whoever would try to masturbate in class is stupid. You will obviously get caught.
I wonder how long you would get detention?
I think I would get expelled if I did this
What kind of sane person would do that?!
if it's not someone you cared about, then go for it I mean there died, so what are they going to say about it, just don't let anyone see you doing it.
My Christian relatives would be furious
This is a sad death of *insert name*
Everyone: crying out loud*
Someone: (thinking) They can see/hear me masturbate (masturbates)
Everyone: stops and start laughing
And here lies common sense, he was a useless fudge hindering oir knowledge and anyway let us masturbate his grave to see how many Nobel Peace Prize I can get
There are a few daycare centers that people run out of their own house. After it closes, this will be perfectly fine.
However, if one or no conditions are met, you will probably receive a ton of fines.
The children would be scarred for life.
What sick human being would do that.
You'll blind the poor children.
Wow, what an appropriate place...
That would be awkward
They'll love it...
Why the F would anybody do that.
An old dude did that in a town near mine.
He is now in jail.
For some reason, America's Got Talent can accept that kind of thing.
The scary thing is, it sounds feasible.
Simon: It's a no from me
I’m not from Britain but I can do it on Australia’s Got Talent.
Unless if you're playing a role where the character has to masterbuate.
Actor 1:I will masturbate at front of my bang bang darling
Actor 2:Fudge I'm skrewed
Actor 1:*Masturbates and head explodes*
Remind me to try that one when I get arrested
Good idea! Let me try that next time!
I wonder what the cop(s) would do...
It's actually common to find wet seats in certain theaters. The back of some seats can also we wet...
I don't masturbate, but it would only be reasonable if the movie was Shrek.
Unless it's a porn movie, lol
When during a sex scene, be free to moan all you want for the most chances to m0an out load during the movie I recommend 50 shades of grey
The Uber driver is Jessica alba and she really turns me on *orgasms*
why if you can have sex in a car then you can masturbate in one to
My crazy religious relatives would kill me
Guy: you may kiss the bride
Groom: *kisses bride*
Me: oh fk yea *beats meat*
Groom: whachu doing fam?!
The only place you'll have any privacy is where you're most likely to be sucked out.
This could end in 2 ways
Brother: ew gross
Me: what it’s fine
OR (the worst case)
Brother: I’m telling
Be ready to get in trouble.
as long as no one see you I think it ok
Same thang as class. I don't know because I haven't finished school yet. I'm in 9th Grade.
You won't get the job, unless it's as a porn star.
I think you'd get fired. Not sure.
The boss turns you on amirite fam?
I'm sure he wont have anything to say about that
Dr phil then watches you finish
I've been on a lot of dates. I tried masturbating once with someone and she dumped me. don't DO IT!
Guys gimme a dec, I gotta sit down *starts masturbating* - AlphaQ
This is obvious that people mostly do this while watching porn.
I'm pretty sure that's what everyone does
Being home alone is the best experience ever.
I do that though
People in my school have done this. A lot.
My boyfriend does this..