Top Ten Weirdest Times or Places to Masturbate

The Top Ten
1 In Class

Whoever would try to masturbate in class is stupid. You will obviously get caught.

I wonder how long you would get detention?

What kind of sane person would do that?!

They have kids there. They'll see it!

2 During a Funeral

if it's not someone you cared about, then go for it I mean there died, so what are they going to say about it, just don't let anyone see you doing it.

And here lies common sense, he was a useless fudge hindering oir knowledge and anyway let us masturbate his grave to see how many Nobel Peace Prize I can get

3 In a Daycare Center

There are a few daycare centers that people run out of their own house. After it closes, this will be perfectly fine.

However, if one or no conditions are met, you will probably receive a ton of fines.

The children would be scarred for life.

What sick human being would do that.

You'll blind the poor children.

4 In Front of Your Parents

Wow, what an appropriate place...

Why the F would anybody do that.

That would be awkward

They'll love it...

5 At the Park

An old dude did that in a town near mine.

He is now in jail.

6 On Britain's Got Talent

For some reason, America's Got Talent can accept that kind of thing.

I'm not from Britain but I can do it on Australia's Got Talent.

The scary thing is, it sounds feasible.

It's a no from me

7 During a Play

Unless if you're playing a role where the character has to masterbuate.

8 In a Police Car

Good idea! Let me try that next time!

I wonder what the cop(s) would do...

9 At the Movie Theater

It's actually common to find wet seats in certain theaters. The back of some seats can also we wet...

I don't masturbate, but it would only be reasonable if the movie was Shrek.

When during a sex scene, be free to moan all you want for the most chances to m0an out load during the movie I recommend 50 shades of grey

10 In the Car
The Contenders
11 At a Wedding

Guy: you may kiss the bride
Groom: *kisses bride*
Me: oh fk yea *beats meat*
Groom: whachu doing fam?!

12 In an Airplane

The only place you'll have any privacy is where you're most likely to be sucked out.

13 During a Skype Chat
14 In a Store
15 In Front of Your Sibling
16 In Church

Be ready to get in trouble.

17 In a Swimming Pool
18 In a Job Interview

Same thang as class. I don't know because I haven't finished school yet. I'm in 9th Grade.

You won't get the job, unless it's as a porn star.

I think you'd get fired. Not sure.

19 On Doctor Phil
20 On the Hockey Rink
21 While Getting a Haircut
22 On a Date

I've been on a lot of dates. I tried masturbating once with someone and she dumped me. don't DO IT!

23 On a Tightrope
24 When on a Computer at Your House Watching Sex Videos

This is obvious that people mostly do this while watching porn.

Doesn't everybody do that?

It's normal to do that.

I do that though

25 In the Bathroom at School

People in my school have done this. A lot.

My boyfriend does this..

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